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[SnowDrifter]

[SnowDrifter]

Allow me to ruin your thanksgiving dinner

[Jessica]

id hit it

[Miguels]

that belongs in the 18+ section

[Lbox88]

That belongs in a dark corner of the internet where it should never be found again.

[Tecomah]

Dear lord

[gally]

VIATEK BC45G Bark Stop Dog Master with Laser

Retail Price: 29.99

Model No: VTKBC45G

Product Features

Product Description

• Produces high-frequency sound audible to dogs & cats
• Directional laser beam
• Targets up to 50-ft away
• Easy trigger action

Item Condition:

This is a brand new item.

User Review:

"This item works like a charm - and of course is totally harmless to its intended targets, meaning those pesky neighborhood pooches that bark at anything that exhibits even the slightest sign of life (there is also a setting for cats but I haven't yet tried it so I don't know how effective it is). I call mine the "Illudium PU38 Doggie Disintegrator" in honor of Warner Bros' 'Marvin the Martian'. Also neat (but not necessary) is an actual super-wow built-in laser aiming light (I covered mine with electrician's tape to prevent visual evidence of my frequent sniper attacks on the neighbor's overly-vocal pet that barks even when a mosquito passes gas).

Another advantage of this particular doggie trainer is its superior range; it's rated at 50 feet and from what I can tell it is effective to at least that distance (I'd say 60+ feet is more accurate); it works when shooting through window screens with no noticeable loss of effectiveness due to interference/scattering of the sound waves by the screen mesh. While such a range isn't needed for indoor barking-training of one's pet it really comes in handy with those 7 a.m. "wakeup calls"/11:30 p.m. "operatic arias" emanating from the neighbor's yard that are a serious detriment to one's sleeping patterns. On the positive side, it's just like rising at dawn to do some morning hunting - but from the comfort and convenience of one's own home. There's an element of satisfaction after being rudely awakened from a sound sleep - and a feeling of no longer being a helpless victim of this uncontrolled racket - when drawing a bead on Fido and pulling the trigger: "Take that, you manic little noisebox!" :-) Once again, this item's ultrasonic emmission is completely harmless; it's just a distraction/deterrent that causes the offenders to temporarily desist from their annoying cacophany (the more stubborn specimens usually require multiple zaps).

So, for anyone tormented by such vocal disruptions/irritations, this item is highly recommended. Besides, it looks cool - kinda like a vintage 1950s-'60s ray gun many of us had as kids. :-)) "

UPC: 182862001996

[Dwn4BassAlan]

lol, miguel. Thanks.

[DubNDodge]

[Dwn4BassAlan]

This is one of the most impressive ones I've seen for effort in a Doge meme lol