ROLEXrifleman's DeMotivational & UnInspirational Deep Thoughts...

[ROLEXrifleman]

You've been lied to.

When life gives you lemons your stuck with lemons. It doesn't give you all the other ingredients to make lemonade at the same time, instead you have to somehow take a loss on the lemons you've been given and start all over again and hope you don't end up with more lemons. That or hope someone that was able to make lemonade has some left over ingredients and wants to share with your sorry ass cause they remember what its like to be stuck with lemons. Either way your going to have to work in life to get ahead, there are no freebies and even freebies come with a catch.

but look on the bright side, at least you have enough in life to be surfing on the wed reading this. It could be worse, you could be homeless in a cardboard mansion staring into a dog named Speed Ball's eyes wondering... will I have to eat you tonight?

[Kyblack76]

This is more my speed.

" You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

" On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

[Lbox88]

Life's a punch bowl.

And you're the turd floating around in it.

Get used to being treated like shit and laughed at.

[Keith77]

Words of wisdom from Rolex..

Im in for this.

[ParDeus]

"I'm pregnant"

"Dad, I'm gay"

"It's called Valtrex, just take..."

"They're all whores!!! Except mom, and when she starts drinking, we've got to worry about her"

"It seems Obama has just won Florida"

"I have a dream...."

^Too far? Lol

[omg_spoon]

I thought this was gonna be a thread where rolex posts all his sweet guns and makes us feel bad ahhahaha

[Tecomah]

I thought this was gonna be a thread where rolex posts all his sweet guns and makes us feel bad ahhahaha

that's pretty much every other thread he gets in lol

[ROLEXrifleman]

Dear Drunk Guy we arrested last night,

We gave you every chance to go home. Seriously, we even let you talk shit all the way to the bus terminal. Then you get on the bus and talk shit to people like a tuff guy? Get thrown off the bus and then talk more shit to us. We still let it slide, tell you to call a taxi when you say fuck no I aint payin' $80 for a cab.

That was it you fucking beer ballz having douche. We go to grab your arm, you resist, we grab your collar you start asking what you did wrong. Unreal! Then you start playing the race card.... I'm your Bro cause we have some kind of ethnic connection.... Go fuck yourself. BTW my partner didn't appreciate you trying to bite him, but I'm sure you figured that out real quick when he shoulder checked you cause he saw it coming. You continue to trash talk all the way to the holding cell, real bad azz.

the part I don't get is you talk trash for another 10 minutes, then all of a sudden break down crying. I still don't get that. Don't worry though, you aren't the 1st r person to break down in a flood of shame tears that could drown a town full of Care Bears. We treated you with respect, everything you got from use you deserved, the judge will let you know what you owe society for your stupidity and you have reinforced in my mind the evils of alcohol. GREAT JOB FOR 55 MINS WORTH OF WORK!

Now for the DE motivational speech part.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS! SERIOSULY, its obvious you know what your issues are, shit you told us your whole life story! Since your able to realize your troubles, GET HELP! And I mean professional help not, not the help that comes in 40, 50 60 , 70 , 80 Proof. There are people that want to hear your problems, I AINT THAT GUY.

You are not special! Your problems are not some original issue that will be turned into an Afternoon Special on ABC. Your are abused, you are a drunk, you have low self esteem, you are fat, you are skinny, your a 13yr old tranny...... It's all been done b4! Stop throwing yourself a pity party. Shit or get off the pot! Get help, or don't... it's your call. Just know if you don't and want to take it out on society I will be there to help pick up the pieces.