slow240sx Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 When changin a battery @ my shop I found a mint condition pair of rayban sunglasses next to it. Also find tools left underhood about every 2 months or so in customers cars. Funniest was when this hot little blonde came in with some nice c cup tits and said her electric seat wasn't working right. I put my head under seat and found some kind of silicon fake boob under it. After that, we all had a laugh and tossed it around the shop to each other. When she came back an hour later I gave her a more thorough inspection and it seemed like she just had a pair of b- tities when she bent over in front of me! 99 GMC Suburban 2 Death Penalty 21" 2 Crescendo BC2000 Boston GT-42 Amp 6 Selenium 6w4p 4 Crescendo tweets Hi output cs144 alt Audiocontrol Epic-160 Pioneer DVD head unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autruche Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Well you said at the mall, not 2 am at walmart. You also said for a good spot which would insinuate the parking was not too great. Either way I wasn't being very serious. It's okay, Walmart is what holds our crappy mall together, so around here we often say "mall" instead of "Walmart" cuz you originally go to Walmart and then think you should check out the mall too, lol. Need Test Tones/Sine Waves? Click Here!My Saab 9000 build1993 Saab 9000 Aero 5spdPioneer - Zapco - Hifonics - Sundown Audio - O2 Audio - RE AudioJust Say No To Rear SpeakersJust Say No To CCA WireReal Men Drive StickHit me up on Facebook, if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotloud555 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I found money, beer cap, foods, cigarette, tape, paper, pen, and rust.. LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 We found a rather nasty pile of what was once one of these friendly fellows all through the underbody tray on my friend's Evo. Explained the mystery 'THUMP' at 5am and the bad smell for a week or 2 after... 10.x volts fo' life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superdave07 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 good stuff guys! i have a couple, to start i am diabetic, i sold a truck one time, and had forgotten about a stash of needles under the drivers seat, hes was a little freaked out, they guy called me the next morning about to loose it. it was funny but i felt bad about it. i bought an integra, took it home, the seats and carpet looked as if it had been wet, so i ripped the seats out, under the passenger seat was a dead cat under the drivers seat was some condom rappers, a package for a vibrator, and a snickers bar wrapper. i was a little grossed out to say the least. bought an s10 once, found a bag of weed in the center console, and a bunch of needles under the seats thats all the ones i can think of right now. Crazy the way people treat their cars, i promise you can eat off my carpet in every car, even the daily. same with under the seats. im big on a clean ride thou. house and garage are the same way lol Keep em comin Xterra * 69 Camaro * Audi S5 36 Ford * 51 Mercury looking for wire sponsor www.flyracing.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwc280 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I used to work at a shop doing clean up and little bullshit stuff like cleaning the cars we put up for sale and had one come in with the rear end sagging I pop the trunk to find it was full of gay porno mags. I screamed like what the F@#$ is this crap and my boss comes out and looks and said Oh my god thats alot of porn and the mechanics came out and grabbed a stack and hid them in another guys tool box to mess with him when he got back from lunch. I had to grab the nitrile gloves cause I didn't know what else was in there. When all was said and done I filled like 10 50gal trash bags with the shit and left a surprise for the garbage man. I was helping a friend clean out a car for his dad at their body shop and my friend found a dildo and smacked one of our friends that wasn't paying attention with it in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sqsux Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 my first car, 96 s10, the bench seat was always stuck in position, I got down there and looked one day and found about 6 unmarked shells, a few that said they were for game or something I don't remember exactly. 16 and driving with a truck full of shotgun shells, would have looked pretty good if I'd gotten my truck searched. my current car I've found three unopened packs of cigarettes stuffed in the floorboard vents so far. Start out boxy, shape as you move along. Dc Audio Team Fur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99vic Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My buddy owns a repo buisness and I' he sends me pix of stuff he fi.ds in the repo's... Guns, LOTS of drugs, money ect... repo man is one job id never want. i did it for a while with my gramps when i was younger...late teens. he had me and my cousin do the hard ones because we had more skills. i loved repo! the adrenalin rush is great lol i agree with elvis u see a lot of crazy chit. REST IN PARADISE BIG RICH (Sqmonte) never forgotten Why do you guys ALWAYS dispute on NUMBERS????? It's such a played out argument, so fucking annoying.... It's 12 fuckin 15's.... It's louder than you... Shut the fuck up... /Rant I'm so jealous, it makes me want to club baby seals. That shit gets down HARD!dont buy from knowledge he will scam you. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/30995-official-knowledge-feedback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbabycsx Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 When I put new quarter panels on my 69 Camaro the space between the panel and the trunk floor was full of nails, bullets, military papers, a full set of random sockets, pictures of some family from god knows when/where and a pack of rolling papers from the 70's I would guess lol. 2000 GMC Sonoma AQ20 FTMFW! 4 DC XL 15's Cadence ZRS-C9 Infiniti Kappa 3.5's and 6x8's Bravox 6.5 components Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skittlesRgood Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Speaking of cleaning air filters, me and my buddy cleaned his and we found like half a bag of dog food spilled in it along with mice droppings LOL! i found the same thing behind the dishwasher. air box of a car is a damn weird place for a mouse to store food though lol. my buddy bought a car and discovered it was completely covered in dynamat. even the AC ducts. lucky bastard. If I answered you in a well mannered, informative way, you asked a good question or had a good attitude. If I was an asshole, you asked a stupid question or you had a fucktard attitude... or I was in a bad mood. Team BassickHU: Pioneer AVIC Z110Front: Peerless SLS 6.5", Peerless HDS 4", Rainbow tweeter - running activeAmp: JL HD600/4 and DC 4 channel (bridged to midbass)Processor: JBL MS-8Subs: 2x 12" AA MayhemsAmp: DC 3kElectrical: DC power 270xp alt. 1/0 big 4. XSpower D3400 and six D680s. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/121795-29-update-the-buick-is-getting-a-rebuild/ Top career scores: DBdrag 151.7 MECA SQ 82.25My SOTM build Yeah. im pretty sure they dont warranty retarded people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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