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  1. Nothing turns a free flowing slot port into a sealed box quicker than marriage.

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^ lol.

      I've lost me mojo!

  2. My van is gone for 6 weeks to get the hand controls fixed. I'm stuck like Chuck.

    1. gally

      gally

      chuck norris ait never stuck

  3. It's a new episode of "Squidbillies" tonight.

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      da fuck i dindt know they still came on.. adult swim ?

    2. _paralyzed_
  4. Is there a tutorial for the new site? I just can't figure it out. Are there daily pic limits? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Is I just dumdum?

    1. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      There are a few things I am still trying to figure out. Like how to read the whole status update without viewing the member's page. Also, why the recent member pics in the middle of the page are often times from 10 years ago. And chat doesn't work for me. I do like the new style though, just some stuff to figure out.

    2. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      If u want to read the status without viewing the members profile, u can go to "all activity" and scroll all the way down until u find the status u want to read

  5. If you jizz 2 tablespoons a day every day for 23 years, that's about 85 gallons of splooge. It's good to be back everybody!!

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      actually around 65 gallons given you would have 16,790 tablespoons everyday per the 23 year span.. but then again wtf do i know

    2. Ahmed Johnson
  6. Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      TeeTee..... That's the homey, lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I have watched that shit like 20 times now, lol

  7. I've got a DD-1 coming! Karkov is the man!!

    1. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      He's an awesome guy for sure.

      You ever get your stuff installed?

    2. Karkov
  8. Scrolling has been all messed up for me the last couple of days.  It will scroll straight to the bottom of a page with no user input, or keep going back to the top when I try to scroll down.  Only on this site.

    1. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      That happens to me with my phone because sometimes my fingers holding the phone accidentaly BARELY TOUCH the top edge or bottom edge of the screen and for somereason that means got directly to the top or bottom lol. The screen just needs to scense the heat from ur finger, not even an actual touch. Thats with my iphone 6s plus tho, not sure if it'll apply to ur situation. Since u said only this site its probably something else. Just thought id share 

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm on a MacBook.

  9. Why stop at super tweeters? Super duper tweeters would be even more louder.

    1. hdorre

      hdorre

      and sound even harsher :P

  10. dingleberries

    1. Krakin

      Krakin

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  11. Eating a ham sammich.

  12. I gave someone on fb a link to the subwoofer section, and Triticum's avatar shows up. Good stuff!

    1. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Cause he's a beast of a box designer

  13. (Sing to "Superfreak")

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      And they were super tweet, super tweet, super tweetin'...

  14. Slow internet makes me rage.

    1. Katt

      Katt

      i get 22mbps, and still can't watch 780P + videos without lag still.

  15. Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony. I grew up hard in a small town in rural MN. Listening to Bone and doing drive by cow tippings on a tractor.

  16. I'm still around, just focusing on other things at the moment.

    I hope everyone is doing well.

  17. Well **** me up the goat ***!

  18. Chub Life. Chive or Die.

  19. I feel weird about the heart next to the like button. You guys are cool and all but not in a brokeback way.

  20. That's the way she goes, boys.

  21. It's all about that box, 'bout that box no prefab

  22. I just spent way too long clicking the text window to make the cursor appear. (you have to hit "edit" first.

  23. So much to catch up on...

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