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  1. Happy P.R. day. I don't know what we celebrating but we celebrating, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep, no passport needed to go there. I went a few times, to San Tropez. I got family down there so I always end up in P.R. ghettos. It's not as dangerous as Chicago but it's shitty looking

      Today, 07:29 PM · Delete

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hey broke, it's their fault. They want to be free and owned at the same time, lol

  2. Happy veteran's day

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Thanks to all Vets and current military members. And lets not forget those who didn't make it home, miss you brothers.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Eat good for me bro and thank you too.

    3. Soccerballzs
  3. Hdorre needs a gofundme page to come to Chicago, lol

  4. hdorre, not only did I smash, her and her baby dad is on my page, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      fuck it, I'll put him and her up there, lol

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      i dont have access

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's not much to look at, lol. An ugly chick who sucked dick as a kid, that's all.

  5. He's not as good as he once was, but he was as good once as he ever was

    1. Jessica

      Jessica

      oh i hate you, f u and your ol' horse leroy

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I googled that and what I came up with is pretty disturbing, lol

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      but it thrills and chills, when i walk in the club thrown hun-ded dolla bills.

  6. Help me out here since most of my FB friends want to be scared, is there a real chance that we go to war with Russia

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      No way it would be traditional warfare,

      Neither would win a battle on the others turf, period.

      We go to Russia we get our ass kicked, they come here they get their ass kicked.

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Don't like that they our doing massive nuclear drills. Sort of concerns me. Hope Hillary doesn't come into power because who knows what will happen.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  7. Hey Steve, I think that dog wanted a new owner, lol! Deep down inside, it wants to be yours.

  8. Hopefully this is the only radar I'm on........http://rabbitholistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weedradarname.png

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      With this dude..............http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z13Zql2OIzw/TR2CAAlm_sI/AAAAAAAAAzI/1VKyhgzWTwo/s1600/noog-mash-radar-hawkeye-alan-alda-talking-marijuana-weed-joint.png

  9. How about those cubs

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I saw a meme about it

    3. hershy314

      hershy314

      It's a shame they wont get past the Cardinals. But then again I'm not a physic.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I'm not expecting that.

  10. How can someone judge another person, when the person being judged, is happier than the dickhead doing the judging

    1. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Hateful people always hate on others who are doin good and are happy. They just tryn to bring everyone down to their level.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's crazy man. I dealt with so much unhappiness growing up that it makes me happy seeing other people happy as long as its not at my expense, lol

    3. Lakeshow94

      Lakeshow94

      Isn't that pretty much the war on wacky tabacky? lol

  11. How do I get the stripe off a Tahoe without messing up the paint

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    2. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      70% alcohol to clean it?

    3. reedal

      reedal

      3m adhesive eraser wheel. That's what I just did this week with mine. Put it on a drill and get to work. Not sure what year your Tahoe is, but no holes or paint to cover up once all of the trim and stripes and badges are removed.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      04. This won't hurt the paint?

  12. How long before I am forced to pledge allegiance to the united nations

  13. I been having to shit since 11 am central time but the only bathroom had 2 cave crickets in it.

  14. I bet it's easier to rap a lifestyle you are living than a fantasy one

  15. I called in sick today and already put a personal in for tomorrow.

  16. I can't get a signal from my router to my living room. I'm thinking of suicide now

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    2. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Get a big insurance policy first

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Check your Ethernet cable

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's connected because I can get on my PC, the signal sucks

  17. I didn't know Gran Turino was this good. I gotta watch it with the cuss words

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I just didn't think I would like it. That car is bad ass. This movie so far is good as shit.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Also, the racist shit he's saying has me rolling. I never heard half the shit he said.

  18. I don't feel bad for Bobby from SOA after watching the Bears

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I've seen better coaching in a game of madden.

    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      With the names on the roster, I just can't make sense of it.

      I will say Cutler has lost his mojo, though.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Trestman and the coaches to me is the biggest problem and yeah Cutler is done.

  19. I don't understand dumb mothafuckas who wanna cuss the police out while in my car

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    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      your homeboys are going to get you shot

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Probably, not just by the police either

  20. I finally got rid of that whining noise in my trailblazer. I guess I can leave the bose amp alone.

  21. I gotta do 5 hours of anger management. I sure hope I don't Jack Nicholson, lol

  22. I guess ESPN has no other big stories to make out this super bowl.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Its ridiculous. Respect Cam's responses to the media. Hes humorous about it too.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I agree with both of you. I thought cam was a knucklehead but now I think he needed time to mature. To me this is more of the new school verses the old school.

  23. I guess Pete Carroll hasn't learned his lesson from the super bowl

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The Lions are gonna beat the shit out of the bears though. 0-16 this year

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Somehow they will tie that game and get a draw so they can both go down with no wins.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  24. I have a terrible feeling Jay Cutler will be traded to a team like the Rams and win a super bowl

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    2. thefourth

      thefourth

      Send Cutler to Oakland Lol

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      send him to green bay and watch him do better

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah I agree with Miguel's. If Cutler was in a real organization he might be good. The bears are a joke right now

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