Awhitewookie

32" cadence18" FI sp415" Massive Audio dmx12" Boston Acoustics8" Sundown sa

My mom kept telling me to leave to go get food but I insisted on staying. So this stubborn woman, knowing that I never stop eating, purposely ordered way too much room service and started cutting things in half to give to me. After all this time she is still taking care of me, even when Im here looking after her

Need to make an attachment for my AC vent to go in my shorts if I ever plan on driving more than 20min.#firstworldproblems #texasheat

Just had by far the best burger in my life. The sloppy burger ermagherdddd

Nothing will replace the feeling I got when I walked in the house to surprise my mom before her surgery tomorrow and see her holding a picture of her sons, then turning around to see me, bursting into tears.Love your mothers. Be there for them no matter what, even if it means leaving work or some awesome event. They sacrifice everything for you. She took care of me for years and now its my turn to care for her.

Holy shit. A customer just pulled in with a brake caliper hanging by the brake line

"Are you drunk?" "I dont know. I was at the pool, then everything got all liquidy and I woke up in the shower"I love my drunk self

The things you hear at work"Shit you try to figure life out, it'll figure you out, tie you in a knot, butt fuck you and leave you by the side of the tracks by a dumpster where a hobo will t-bag you while drinking his natty or frio light""That shit is more fucked up than clown pussy"

Any time I see missionaries I try to say hi to them. Well, I was driving and saw a pair riding bikes. One of them had his head down texting. They are getting bolder.

Walked past this elderly woman and she quite loudly asked what cologne I was wearing. Thanks I guess lol

Now we wait for football to start

Dad just texted me saying I have a letter in the mail about a factory recall notice from Ford. I own a 98. Interesting

What the hell did Germany put in their breakfast? 5-0 come on

After forever of trying to access my Myspace account I finally got in and retrieved some photos. Crazy how much we change! #TBT

Damn, Mexico. Sad day

What a goal! Nice, Mexico

Well we lost to Germany but Portugal pulled through and we still advance!

Shitttttt

Why you do dis, USA?

I wish I could download food illegally

Oh god why...

Love the smell of voicecoil

Green dragons yes!!!! They may not be Ocean Blue green dragons but they do the same amount of work

My mom traded in her car and got a Cadillac. That just screams "im an aging white woman". At least she doesnt act better than anyone