EdClottin

Dammit.

C

hot moist cake

Hot moist muff

its the same thing to me. just pronounced different and then spelled different to attempt to validate that it is supposed to be a different word.

interweb sarcasm fail.

I use the n word a lot actually. Sometimes I'll go out on the front porch and just scream across the lot "hey neighbor, beautiful day, isn't it?"

Eazy E were you ever caught slipping?

"HELL NO"!

Wow I guess I didn't need to hit enter that many times hahahahahha

Bet he spells his girlfriends name "Russell"

lol! You spelled "LoganFehr" wrong.

You guys are back with a vengeance damn.

I'm pretty sure 2 girls 1 cup was on a friday night. Just tossin that in the pond...

Way to pollute the watering hole.

Hey, it's a pond alright? Not a watering hole. Haha. But could always throw a party, have it be like that lame ass movie series... The Hangover.

Truth. I can't say I've ever shit on the carpet. But I know a guy....

I wouldn't really call Vodka loyal considering the fact that it has gotten a lot of ppl in trouble.

Vodka is like that friend sitting next to you in jail laughing and telling you "we fucked up good this time..."

he's a goner, nothing can bring him back now

I dunno... mention naked dudes and I bet he'd come running...

stop teasing him, its bad for his self esteem

Yeah it sucks. Luckily, I have a single old lady living above me now.

alpha damp

Its hard... if you have a vagoo where your man hood should be.

You either want to cut them off, or you don't. Quit being such a girl.

People like this don't get any notifications that their homosexual face-creep post has been posted here as well do they?

Dude, you have no posts what-so-ever, and you're stupid to let your facebook update intertwine with the SMD update

Now, I'll let Orion, DJ Crush, Haters, and a few others troll the hell outta you.

And you're going to the Dr's office because you're "normal"? Trying to get your labia reattached so you can be a "born again virgin" does not constitute as being normal.

If you dont like your doctor then why dont you find a new gynecologist

The wanted? Seriously? Look in your local pharmacy for this.

http://ubcpsych350.f...03/gay-away.jpg

joto lol

lol

Must be hard to be a homosexual that's attracted to heterosexual men.

Penis. Your forbidden fruit.

^^lol

Man you need to stop wasting all your energy at gay orgies if its affecting your daily life and work. If you need someone to talk to hit up Alex P below you. Just don't try to fuck him.

If Alex doesn't work, soffhands down there.... Well, he's got soft hands.

HGH didnt you warn this guy about eating his "forbidden fruit".i guess he thought he was joey chestnut at a hot dog eating contest

Sorry but thats some hipster shit, your a fool if you dont regret anything in your life, regrets teach you important lessons about life.

YOLO!!! YOLO!11!! [/sarcasm] <lulz on yolo

Oh really?

How many livers do you have?

You're still a fucking douche bag.

That was harsh. Too bad it's true.

same here and havent even left for work yet :-/

I work at 2pm to 7.

sounds like you need to stop drinking bro....

Sounds like you became the bitch of a large middle aged man with a dragon tattoo who keeps his sex gear in a silver briefcase.

They say those who lives for the future are optimists, while those who live in the present are realists.

That was yesterday man.

I love that sometimes lol

no.

Nope not very smart. Worst part is, you're probably one of those guys that just draws dicks.

Sounds like it was a good night

Ya know what, usually your status updates are pretty fucking stupid. But I like this one, I like it.