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  1. purplesyrup

    its friday the 13th, my bill for snus and a drink at the gas station was $6.66, time to go home

    1. Chris Hammer

      Chris Hammer

      Its a warning from that Snus.

  2. purplesyrup

    The girls seriously had a contest to see how many CD's they could fit on they're hard nipples after rubbing ice on them, The winner held 8 disc's on the nipple, sweet boobies

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    2. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      damn 8 cd's on a nipple. thoes nips could put an eye out

    3. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      yea, those were one of 2 of the only pairs that were not implants, giagantic gazongas everywhere, fun night and did not get over the top weird like usual

    4. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      I have to be honest, I'm not a fan of some nips that can tickle your tonsils lol.

  3. purplesyrup

    I like to ______________

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      poop

    3. deathcards

      deathcards

      make funny faces in the mirror?

    4. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      Orionstang wins

      lol

  4. purplesyrup

    I like to ______________

  5. purplesyrup

    Used and beat up hookers, buy one get one free, tonight only

  6. purplesyrup

    For recreation, I often feed my chihuahuas brocolim just they they fart really bad.

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    2. Maebros

      Maebros

      that is funny as fuck

    3. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      lol, its only when the dogs are being hogged by other family members, just to hear them complain about it its hilarious

    4. Maebros

      Maebros

      FTMFW

  7. purplesyrup

    well, going to pick up the new car at 6

  8. purplesyrup

    happy 4th, hope everyone bangs all kinds of stuff tomorrow

  9. purplesyrup

    at 198 dB human death from sound

    1. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      we are getting soooooooo close guys keep up the good work

  10. purplesyrup

    at 198 dB human death from sound

  11. purplesyrup

    I am looking into buying this jaguar, but i'm thinking SUV and loots of cone area?

    1. bassface

      bassface

      The bitches like jaguars though.

    2. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      yes, my decision is based off of if the seats lay down or not haha, if they do, yes, if not, no

  12. purplesyrup

    I am looking into buying this jaguar, but i'm thinking SUV and loots of cone area?

  13. purplesyrup

    Beggin' strips may smell like real bacon, but do not taste like real bacon

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      The truth.

    2. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      yeah bc they are dog treats!

    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Yup. same thing with Pup-peroni treats. They smell so good, and taste like poop.

  14. purplesyrup

    Beggin' strips may smell like real bacon, but do not taste like real bacon

  15. purplesyrup

    ديرك ديرك ديرك ديرك ديرك الغد علي

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    2. bcpballer64

      bcpballer64

      translation:

      Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk on tomorrow

      no bull straight up copy paste translate lol

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Fuck yeah, Merica'!

    4. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      yea i know the translator changed some shit

      I put dirka dirka dirka ali ghad dirka dirka

  16. purplesyrup

    私は本当に悪いおしっこしなければならない売春婦はどこにあります

    1. stevog

      stevog

      奇妙なザッツ

    2. pimpnFosgates

      pimpnFosgates

      im lost

    3. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      私はまた失われた、私は売春婦でおしっこをしたい

  17. purplesyrup

    鶏は大きな爪を持っています

    1. dtleonard26

      dtleonard26

      ので、翻訳するGoogleで笑タカを行う

  18. purplesyrup

    鶏は大きな爪を持っています

  19. purplesyrup

    Bassterbation

  20. purplesyrup

    epic mr coffee cafe latte maker review in the off topic vids

  21. purplesyrup

    I like me some French fried potaters, I reckon you get me some biscuits

    1. Lbox88

      Lbox88

      Posted Image
  22. purplesyrup

    Back from another late night tuning session, i'm starting to learn this amp, got it sounding even better, I had the HP and LP filters to wide open, increased the SQ a lot.

  23. purplesyrup

    私は船尾私のズボンをしたいの

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    2. Emmet

      Emmet

      おっぱいを見て、コークスを取る。私はリック·ジェームスの雌犬です

    3. Emmet

      Emmet

      Damn... close enough.

    4. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      hahaha

  24. purplesyrup

    私は船尾私のズボンをしたいの

  25. purplesyrup

    The 5th meal

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