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As Shakespeare said, it's better to have love and lost than to stay home every night and download shameless pornography.
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I prefer random strange a couple nights a week.
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The Big Bang Theory... for the win. Lol. Raj says it.
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As Ghandi once said, "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
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Security is my job, someone left their phone. No biggie, they'll be back to get it since they work here. Alarm set for 445 AM. Can't turn it off, only can snooze as it's password protected. Goes off every 5 mins. Yay!!!
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What in the hell is up with these body piercings? Like people getting their breastplate pierced, cheek pierced, etc?
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I like those lower back piercings, no idea what the actual name is.
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Just bitches tryin' tp 1-up eachother with who can have the weirdest/coolest piercings and then shit got out of control. I've seen guys put plug in their cheeks (gauges to most people) And you can see through their cheeks.
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I can see that Raptor. Like someone got drunk and "DUDE!!! Let's pierce my arm. Like put that stud that'd go in your ear into my arm!!" and then others started it and people came up with other shit like the lower back, the chest, etc.
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Hmm. What to do at work. Crash an ex's facebook? Remind her of how so perfect her now ex was as she's preggo with another dude's baby?
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At least you have that option. I have to go move freight and teach retarded just-out-of-highschool kids how to put the right product in the right spot. Some of these motherfuckers really are dumb as rocks.
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Find it funny cause she left me for him, who was 10+ yrs older, they got married (within like 2 months), and moved in together etc etc. Then I just found her dumbass on facebook and she changed her name back, new relationship, and preggo. So no idea if he cheated, he left, she cheated, no idea. But her ex threatened to beat my ass when they first got together. I really want to be like "Awwh, and he was so perfect!!! What happened? He turn out not to be quite so perfect? Lmfao...
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I'm looking clean, dressed with that fitted hat. Poppin bottles with the homies, lemme get a sip of that. I'm gettin tipsy but I'm not an a-a-a-alcoholic.
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"I was in the NHS for getting A's every year, for 4 years in a row. What'd you get?" "I got a career, I got a house, and I got a NHS student who brings me beer" Lmfao.
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"I'm not high maintenance" Shit, please, your online alias is mercedesjen. MERCEDES. How ain't that high maintenance?
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Lmfao no.
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Money is in some respects life's fire. It is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
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Too lazy to look up, anyone know the US $ equivilent of 9.99 in European Pounds?
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http://www.calendarc...endar-2013.aspx
incase you were wondering who I was talkin about. Lol
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It´s GBP
Great Britain pound
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£9.99 for the calendar, £5.50 for shipping. £15.49 total. $24.88 in American dough. Damn. I was 12 cents off haha. Don't believe it's worth it, considering no signature or nada.
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US Army: "We have enough tanks. Stop building/repairing them for 3 years, will save 3 billion dollars." Government: "That's cool. Next year's budget? $181 million for new tanks."
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One can never have enough tanks.
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They cut my F-22 back because of budget. If they didn't buy so many tanks maybe we would have more than 194 jets!
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Shiiiit, girl says I gotta "compete" for her attention. I told her to take that compete shit and eat it with some cornflakes. Don't need no ho that I gotta compete for. Too many out there willing to spread for nothing.
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And now she gives her number. Boo-yah.
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Dealer wants $125 for a MAX 20 min job that only the dealership can do. FTW!!! I'm not paying. Haha
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I will def check into that tonight at work... cause ain't shit happenin today. Bout to head to bed haha. But thanks for the heads up!
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I had the same thing with my equinox the day I bought it, stealership did it for me for free lol. Usually all you have to do is let some air out of each tire and refill them in a certain order. Just need a compressor.
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Well it's been like that ever since new rims. They didn't have the right sensor so light came on. They put in the right sensor 2-3 days later and light never went off. Today went back in and they said all sensors are working, all tires are inflated correctly, etc. It's just the computer doesn't recognize the sensors. So they called around finding a cheaper "stealership" and found one for $79. Appt tomorrow at 8 am sharp. Dude is meeting me there and all I do?...
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There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey.
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Question, if it's NOT alright to look even if you don't touch, can humanity be faithful in a relationship?
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you smoking that good stuff early aint ya
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Whatever you're on, I want it
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LOL
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Do you know why I sleep so late? It's not cause I'm lazy, it's cause I have so many damn dreams. Big ones.
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Somebody smokes too much.
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I hope you mean Tyler as my smoking days were like 8 years ago (more like 5 but still)
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and mine were done with a few months ago about a month before i signed up for the marines.
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What the fuhk? First snow of the year... did I ever mention how much I hate Colorado?
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Ok, along with the first snow, it then clears up and roads are dry then it becomes a blizzard. So first snow then first blizzard. Damn do I hate this damn state.
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I live in Florida, I wish it was cold
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No you don't. I know humidity isn't fun, but since I've experienced both? Colorado can suck it. People are idiotic, you can literally experience all 4 seasons in 1 day (I've seen it be about 20-30 and a white out blizzard only to turn into 80 degrees and sunny as hell few hours later), and this place just sucks.
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Obama is winning in the polls according to 7-11. Conflicting reports from the Cheesecake factory say Romney is winning though.
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Tune into the Random Picture Post for a great story about Adam!
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Speed has never killed anyone in the history of the world. Suddenly becoming stationary on the other hand has.
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Mom's bday comin up next week. Considering she is slightly disabled and wears oxygen, any gift ideas?
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Awh, ain't that purdy? Dude at work showing off his Camaro to coworkers from another location. Maybe I should go out there and turn my bass up? His looks nice but mine sounds better. Muahahaha.
