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Let me preview the next season for you.

rick grows balls for 5 min

rick and crew band together for 5 min to beat the cannibals

rick breaks down and goes gay for the rest of the season

Crew breaks up

carl has bad ass potential for the first half of the season

carl turns back into a kid

Carol is ruthless for half the season

Carol has nervous break down

Daryl continues to prove why rednecks will win the zombie apocalypse

Glenn and Maggie continue the interracial love story line proving aint no mountain high enough

Michonne continues on her quest for candy bars flashing back to her park avenue days

Tyreese gets hurt

Tyreese get swell

Tyreese gets mad

Tyreese cries

Sasha continues to do random stupid stuff as writers try and find stuff for her to do

Beth continues to get older and hotter giving hope to her character turning 18

Bob forest gumps his way through the season drinking cough syrup unable to break the stereotype of African American drug users even in the wake of the zombie apocalypse

Rositas' hoops get bigger, shorts get shorter and shirts get tighter, only good stereotype of Latinos portrayed to date

Eugene, don't judge a mullet by its cover

Abraham finds his true calling and opens Orange County Choppers II

Thank you kylar for wanting this thread bumped. I forgot about this hilarious post.

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Does it piss anyone else off that the previews keep showing Rick holding an AK so far up that his face is right next to the back of the chamber and only the bottom maybe inch of the butt of the stock would barely catch his shoulder?

There has been one and only one preview that I have seen so far that shows Beth running around so she may or may not have been yesterday's lunch still.

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Morgan mindfucked me. Bet he's gonna make carl his bitch

or turn into a pussy and thank carl for putting his life in perspective

:ph34r:

On 1/4/2013 at 9:31 PM, HatersGonnaHate said:

Wow. 184 posts and I think you're a fucking asshole.

 

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