Hugh G. Rection Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 i am personally a southerner! ======= Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. Good Luck! The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ... Republican's Answer: BANG! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Click Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist! Quote Owner of BigAss Ports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyBoy95 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 all i thought was, blast em, like 4 to the chest. Quote Best Score to Date : 160.5 dB Outlaw (47Hz)[4 XM 15's & 2 Taramps Bass 12k's] BL : http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/147800-chevyboy95s-4-15s-7krms-wall-1533-db-on-half-power/YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/hitemwiththeflex/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vettedude102 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I lol'd. I'm a southerner Quote 2 polk audio 4x6'skenwood head-unit 220 amp Mechman alt1979 Corvette 2003 corvette z06 alpine radio and the bose system that came stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLNSHVNnDRAGGN Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I must be an independent... I would be carrying a Glock and unload like the southerner. Quote www.facebook.com/BILLatDivineCreationsPhoto He was taunting me. He's all like "come at me bro!" So I'm like "I'm coming at you bro!" And he's like "hey, fuck you" *chomp*. Then I killed it. I win. ^^^ you have truly taken being a lazy fuck to a new level tonight, an MRE. WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LT.Smoke Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Definitely a southerner....I thought shoot em b4 I even read the answers/definitions lol..... My exception is I is carrying a Rock Island Tactical 5" wif Hornady Tap Fpd ammo Quote Team MaxRetribution Si Vis Pacem Parabellum Id rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 Bowhunting- Life Begins and Ends at Full Draw Bowhunting Team Fatal Trajectory Hunt Team http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/49335-sick96vtecaccords-t-line-build/?hl=sick96vtecaccord << Accord Build http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/68498-smokedout08impalas-tline-build/?hl=+sick96vtecaccord << Impala T-line build Rebassed.com for all your music needs 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel4055 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Southerner lol. Quote Rest In Peace mother. January 22, 1955 - February 14, 2013 http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/user/35351-megrch/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ18 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Definitely a Southerner. Could I shoot em first then go get the car and tie a rope around his feet and drag him through town as a trophy though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El1T3Bass Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 southerner... Quote wow now this just shows that smd isnt just any forum. We are a brother hood. here let me put it in retard-onix for u aareehhhh duuuurrrrr ehhh got it now? Sweet baby jesus the amount of quoting the quote above the quote in a quote is epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith77 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) For sure a southerner.. But I would have a Colt 1911 model 80 Edited March 7, 2012 by Keith77 Quote Thats cool. Im way too old to be upset by shit like that. Your name is winston. Your own parents hated you even before you were born. My penis is bigger than your penis I'm far from loud and my roof/headliner flaps around like Adam's ass on a windy day. I think it depends more on the structure of the vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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