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That's because the best pickup line is "do you take it in the face?"

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That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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That's because the best pickup line is "do you take it in the face?"

One that's worked for me every time as of late is

"Do you take visa and or a gold card"

Batting 1000 on that line.

Or "would you like a dirty seagull"

If it's worth building, it's worth over building.

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The first thing you say when u get one is "spread em"?

I bet you've heard that one a lot huh?

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That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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That's because the best pickup line is "do you take it in the face?"

One that's worked for me every time as of late is

"Do you take visa and or a gold card"

Batting 1000 on that line.

Or "would you like a dirty seagull"

Nah I'd go with "what would you do for a Kentucky Klondike bar?"

That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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