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You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling an onion by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little bitch.

ah shit, old sayings funny post fail.

cough...er....roadhouse.

LOL. i was watching house while reading through the thread so i hella thought that was what you were talking about, lol.

dr house, if youre going to save this patient, youre going to need this.

get this THING OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

well wait a second. how are you going to play by the rules if you dont have the ruleb-OOHHHHHHHH.

my methods are a little unorthodox mr griffin, but i think i can help. *bkkk*

what are you doing?

my job. sometimes people fake being in a coma. this mans not, unless the first punch knocked him out. in which case we wont know for some time. house.

roadhouse.

Tell me...does this smell like chloroform to you?

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its rainin bats n frogs :shrug:

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-Hotter than a witch's tit in a wool bra

-Sweating like a whore in church

-Harder than a bull's dick (in reference of a frozen reeses peanut butter cup)

-And my personal fav (from my buddy's grandpa) "Handier than a two peckered goat" lol

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i'm so hungry i'd reach up a pigs ass for a ham sandwich,

it's hotter than a popcorn fart in the desert,

he's about as worthless as a three peckered billy goat,

i'm so hungry i could eat the northbound end of a southbound jackass.

just a few from my dad lol

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i'm so hungry i'd reach up a pigs ass for a ham sandwich,

it's hotter than a popcorn fart in the desert,

he's about as worthless as a three peckered billy goat,

i'm so hungry i could eat the northbound end of a southbound jackass.

just a few from my dad lol

wothless as tits ona boar hog

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me and this guy i use to work with were at some ladys house and she barley had any teeth, dude said " i bet she could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.

guy was country as fawk.

you can cook bacon shirtless if you're not a pussy...lol

not hatin, but am i wrong here it looks as if the amp is not grounded its hooked directly to the battery. it that the way it should be.

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