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  1. Trump vs. El chapo.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The problem will never go away because way too much money is made off the drugs coming across the border.

      Hell I bet they make more money than any legit business in the world.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Exactly. If trump was willing to out bribe el chapo he might be able to get some changes.

    4. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Well I was gonna comment That this guy has Gold plated guns but wrong Drug lord. But El Chapo did/does have $205,000,000 in his room

  2. It will be a complete mockery of the bankruptcy system if 50 cent's claim goes through

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'll buy Lloyd Banks masters for 500

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Yeah he didn't file till that chick won that suit so I'm sure that's part of it.

      Thanks it's good to be back,

      I was watching through the windows like a peeping Tom the whole time though lmao.

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  3. You know what I did to remedy that problem, I put paper over the speakers lol!! Shit sounded like a Chevy without deadener.
  4. Duralast has been good to me. I'm changing mine today because oil leaked on it. If you need dressing then you probably need a new belt.
  5. Not only did I have 2 house speaker 12" s in a tracker, when my radio stopped working I would hook up a boombox to the interior light. The only problem was, playing cassette tapes. It would play fast and sound like Alvin and the chipmunks was playing.
  6. Anybody own chromecast

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I would love for a neighbor to play their porn on my TV, lol

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      I have chrome-cast and Roku. Roku is better plus you can still use chrome cast software to play videos from your phone to the Roku

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I was looking at the roku but the price..... What makes it better than the Chromecast? I just bought the Chromecast and it seems decent. I'll return this bitch if that roku has more features.

  7. Time to put the Sox hat on the shelf and dust off the Cubs hat.

    1. bolanorthhighlands
    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep, might as well support a winner.

    1. Skullz

      Skullz

      stupid is as stupid does and he paid with his life.

      He won the darwin award for his effort, and now sadly his family has to pay the price for his stupidity.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I would've put this in things that make me smile, but him dying kind of fucked it up. He not only won the award nbut set a new benchmark of excellence.

  8. If I'm going out and buying the amp brand new then it would be a problem. If I'm buying it used for a good price from somebody then I wouldn't care.
  9. Everly Bros.......... LMFAO!!!!

  10. R.I.P Bing Bong

    1. Bump4life

      Bump4life

      haah. bing bong bong bong bing. good movie. well done.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, it was a good movie.

  11. Abba zabba, you my only friend.

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      I still eat that shit, mmm the peanut butter flavor...

    2. DTS909

      DTS909

      Down by the beach boyyy.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  12. I might sell my subs

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    2. Quintine

      Quintine

      I don't think id ever give my balls to a friend even for big money. You must be a real good friend.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I am bro. The old Chicago saying is, aint no fun if the homies can't have none. Besides, tonasty wants it. I think giving him the pic will greatly improve the community.

    4. Quintine

      Quintine

      I think it would too.

  13. The term sonic excellence will now become regular in my vernacular.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ah poor baby. You miss your father already?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Naw, its used to talk about jl audio and their awesomeness

  14. Damn. I really like the spirit and enthusiasm that one chick had. She moved her friends out the way so her titties can be on full display.
  15. There I sat all broken hearted. Went to shit and only farted.

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    2. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink I come here to scratch my balls,And read the writing on the walls.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  16. It's time to piss in the stanley cup

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I never touched it or ever will.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I've heard stories about what that cups been through from some of the guys who lived it. If that cup could talk! And no, I didn't get a ring, lol. But I do see a lot of the players and hang. One of them took it off and let me perpetrate for about a half hour with it. He figured he could trust me

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  17. Well, the rain will help keep the cars from catching fire but they still can be flipped.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Especially in this middle class neighborhood I live in now.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The cars are about 4 - 5 inches off the ground now, lol

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Well they are halfway up now. The shots will be let off in a couple minutes.

  18. Hopefully this is the only radar I'm on........http://rabbitholistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weedradarname.png

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      With this dude..............http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z13Zql2OIzw/TR2CAAlm_sI/AAAAAAAAAzI/1VKyhgzWTwo/s1600/noog-mash-radar-hawkeye-alan-alda-talking-marijuana-weed-joint.png

  19. Karkov, this is the hotel with a roller coaster

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      But did you find a swisher hook up yet?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep!!! I'm back home now, but I first tried to holla at a chick who was a lesbian, she hooked me up. I found this other dude posted up in the studios who had some.

  20. Kyrie Irving must be the son of the character Samuel L. Jackson played in unbreakable.

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