Ahmed Johnson
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Time to put the Sox hat on the shelf and dust off the Cubs hat.
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Changing your name:
Ahmed Johnson replied to meade916's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
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stupid is as stupid does and he paid with his life.
He won the darwin award for his effort, and now sadly his family has to pay the price for his stupidity.
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Lol!!! I would've put this in things that make me smile, but him dying kind of fucked it up. He not only won the award nbut set a new benchmark of excellence.
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the moment you realize you smoked yourself retarded
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If I'm going out and buying the amp brand new then it would be a problem. If I'm buying it used for a good price from somebody then I wouldn't care.
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R.I.P Bing Bong
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Abba zabba, you my only friend.
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I might sell my subs
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I don't think id ever give my balls to a friend even for big money. You must be a real good friend.
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Lol, I am bro. The old Chicago saying is, aint no fun if the homies can't have none. Besides, tonasty wants it. I think giving him the pic will greatly improve the community.
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I think it would too.
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The term sonic excellence will now become regular in my vernacular.
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Ah poor baby. You miss your father already?
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Lol!! Naw, its used to talk about jl audio and their awesomeness
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Damn. I really like the spirit and enthusiasm that one chick had. She moved her friends out the way so her titties can be on full display.
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There I sat all broken hearted. Went to shit and only farted.
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Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink I come here to scratch my balls,And read the writing on the walls.
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Lmao!!!
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It's time to piss in the stanley cup
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Lol, I never touched it or ever will.
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I've heard stories about what that cups been through from some of the guys who lived it. If that cup could talk! And no, I didn't get a ring, lol. But I do see a lot of the players and hang. One of them took it off and let me perpetrate for about a half hour with it. He figured he could trust me
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Lol
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Well, the rain will help keep the cars from catching fire but they still can be flipped.
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Lol!! Especially in this middle class neighborhood I live in now.
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The cars are about 4 - 5 inches off the ground now, lol
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Well they are halfway up now. The shots will be let off in a couple minutes.
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Hopefully this is the only radar I'm on........http://rabbitholistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weedradarname.png
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With this dude..............http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z13Zql2OIzw/TR2CAAlm_sI/AAAAAAAAAzI/1VKyhgzWTwo/s1600/noog-mash-radar-hawkeye-alan-alda-talking-marijuana-weed-joint.png
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Karkov, this is the hotel with a roller coaster
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But did you find a swisher hook up yet?
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Yep!!! I'm back home now, but I first tried to holla at a chick who was a lesbian, she hooked me up. I found this other dude posted up in the studios who had some.
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Kyrie Irving must be the son of the character Samuel L. Jackson played in unbreakable.
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What's there to do in Vegas, other than gamble and that's disease free
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There are some really good antique shops right over in Henderson.
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I hope they let me shoot a fully auto. I'm definitely hitting the buffets.
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Dd1 not working properly now
Ahmed Johnson replied to RooTxBeeR's topic in SMD Distortion Detector (DD-1) Topics
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jeezy the snowman (37) killed my dash cam last night
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All Jeezy songs bang. I'm going to have to pull out a few Jeezy cds (mp3s)
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My buick is sold. Now I'm looking at conversion vans.
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A mustang is perfect then because nobody buys them to go fast.
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Lo fucking l!!!!!!
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I moved my alternator ground from the battery and now my shit stays above 14. Why?
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The only thing I didn't do that he told me to do was hook up the bypass. I don't think I need it now.
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And I didn't do a second power run
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who's gonna watch ufc 187
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Somebody get Johnson an inhaler
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WOW
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Ok, well then. AJ took that ass whooping like a man. Mad respect to him
