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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. Russell Wilson deserves respect

  2. Watching this movie Red Dawn had me thinking I knew Russian for a second

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The new one is bullshit.

      Even bigger bullshit that they filmed some of it in my neighborhood including a few scenes right on my street, told us we couldn't park at our own houses for over a week and we had to walk about a half mile from where they let us park at.

      On top of that when they were filming they told us we were not even allowed outside.

      The crew was rude as fuck too and whipped around the neighborhood at like 60mph.

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Oh we never had a say so for them to do this either, they paid the city off and we got nothing for all the inconvenience.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I gotta watch from the beginning

  3. Thank you Larry

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, you won me money bruh

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Larry Flint? The penthouse guy? He got me through puberty. Thanks Larry!

    4. Pasta Prime

      Pasta Prime

      Damn I did huh? Where's my cut?

      To be the Flint master would be amazing.

  4. The bear scene in revenant is intense

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      The Bear is definitely award worthy. Dicrapio, meh.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I knew what you meant lol. ^ lol ^

    4. Skullz
  5. Marco hit my ho this morning

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!!! I couldn't. He's a cta driver. My ho fine, he just fucked up my mirror. Lol

    3. BoomZoom808
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! Kill sumptin over my HO

  6. The AFC is gonna regret letting the steelers in

  7. Chappie should've been better

    1. Skullz

      Skullz

      Kinda feel sorry for em all by the end of the movie.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep. I was expecting something else though

  8. I think Stewie is better

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! Naw, I thought this dude name was Stewie and it's Stevie

    3. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      you need another blunt my friend

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmfao!!! In the process of taking care that now

  9. I'm out here promoting you cuz

    1. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      Appreciate it. Been needing some more ladies of the night bringing in cash for me.

  10. I'm gonna ride around playing Lloyd Banks to see how many people I can trick

  11. Stuck in the house. I'm about to smoke and the everyone dies in black ops3

  12. If there is a terrorist attack around me and I have an illegal gun, am I supposed to leave it alone?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      it's mostly for people I know. I know a lot of felons that have guns on them that aren't going to start no shit with people but are afraid to do something if they see something

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      now if it was me, I'm just going to ask for a jury trial, lol

  13. Why dont some of the big competitors here learn how to recondition a battery

    1. Skullz

      Skullz

      Can't recondition agm batteries, only lead acid wet types can be reconditioned. AGM baterries are made from packets that form each cell and are sealed, so once they outgas all the acid it is useless as a battery and now becomes a heavy ass paper weight.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Thanks, looking at my status it might seem like I'm being sarcastic but I'm not. I figured there was a reason why the people who need the batteries the most aren't doing it

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      What about lithium iron batts? I know about lithium ion, but aren't the iron batts safer? Would an IRON batt be better than an agm?

  14. Cheap ass phone. I need a bola hook up.

  15. Ronda Rousey fans are the biggest hypocrites

  16. Losing could be good for the panthers

    1. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      It's like a Wake up call to remind them it's not all in the bag yet.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Plus they have shit to work on and winning won't expose their flaws as easily

  17. Let's say I found one of those Denver boots, will I get a reward for turning it in

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL!!! Exactly. I pissed on it a little anyways, lol.

    3. Kyblack76
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I told a crackhead where to find it. I'm sure he will make good use of it.

  18. It's time to ruin the people who just got Black ops3 xmas

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    2. tdsa23

      tdsa23

      YES!!!!!!! I cant wait to kill them

    3. audiofanaticz
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I pissed some little kid off with those AIDS packages from the nomad specialist. He called me a fat n*****, lol

  19. Is 8 gauge enough to connect the coils on an sp4

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    2. Kyblack76
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'll try and get it later tonight or in the morning. I'm at work now

    4. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      you can run a shit ton of power before 8g speaker wire start limiting you.

  20. How can someone judge another person, when the person being judged, is happier than the dickhead doing the judging

    1. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Hateful people always hate on others who are doin good and are happy. They just tryn to bring everyone down to their level.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's crazy man. I dealt with so much unhappiness growing up that it makes me happy seeing other people happy as long as its not at my expense, lol

    3. Lakeshow94

      Lakeshow94

      Isn't that pretty much the war on wacky tabacky? lol

  21. 2 new ufc champs

    1. Miguels

      Miguels

      just read that weidman lost tko

    2. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      Weidman got his ass whooped. Aldo took 1 punch and went night night. 13 secs

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Aldo, was a disappointment. Weidman did get his ass kicked. I knew rockhold would eventually get a belt in the ufc.

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