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Awhitewookie

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  1. "All she ever wanted was sex. I like, wanted to have a conversation and get our nails done."Mike Sanchez, oh my god why, Mike?

  2. Great weather today for golf

  3. Good times mountain biking with momma. So happy her knee replacement was a complete success and recovery! Wouldve missed this with her

  4. I love the priceless reaction from your parents when you walk in the door amd they didnt know you were coming home to visit

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      The reaction I get, what the fuck are you doing here? LOL

  5. Well, aparently my old phone fucked up the contact transfer process so if you could text me, that would be greaaaaat

  6. Who's down for Grand Buffet? Feel like eating for hours

  7. Surprise family visits = tons of free food

  8. Just inspected a car that I did last year back in Austin. Fancy that

  9. "I usually take it to Walmart because its cheaper" Yea well I pulled your oil filter off and its our signed Jiffy Lube filter from 3-14-12...

    1. Skax

      Skax

      you get what ya pay for :D

    2. Keith77
    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      I get "How much is your oil change?" .... $25.95+tax Oh wow that cheap... and I do a better job then the quick lube places.

  10. Gilbert Moreno forced me on the dancefloor by playing #selfie. Had to rage a little bit haha happy birthday Eli Ericksen

    1. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      I hate song. Annoys the living hell outta me.

  11. Sometimes you just have to eat a whole large pizza while on lunch break

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Maybe on a day off. Can't eat that much and effectively go back go to work.

    2. Lbox88

      Lbox88

      Lol and then have gut rot for half the afternoon, go home and nearly crack a toilet shitting so hard.

  12. Never thought I would enjoy softball this much!

    1. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      Gets better if there's cute girls there. J/s

    2. Skax
  13. Ordered kamikaze's and received Cosmo's instead. Looked so gay but took em as shots anyway!

  14. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh sangria and lemon

  15. What is everyone doing for spring break the next 3 days?

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      working my full time job I go to every day.

    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Whats this spring break you speak of?

  16. Drove by Sonic and saw a cop standing in it. 2am with no cars on the property, not even a cop car

  17. 2 minutes after opening and its already an hour wait for inspection. One of those days

  18. Sonic: I was able to pick up and eat my extra long coney with my hands... I am disappoint

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    2. Amart88
    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      using a number between 0 and 1, how many bites did it take to finish it?

    4. Dwn4BassAlan

      Dwn4BassAlan

      lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  19. Hahaha this guy that always brown-noses just tried to hand in his mid term essay in a nice laminated folder. Our prof just looked at him and said, what is that? Go find a stapler like everyone else.

  20. Professors that cancel class by leaving a note on the door instead of email...fuckers

    1. Amart88

      Amart88

      Leave them a gas bill along side.

  21. Seems like a duck tried to follow the chicken across 11th street. Feathers. Feathers everywhere

  22. Hahaha oh my gosh just had a guy get upset about prices because he could do it cheaper himself.... well no shit you can dumbass. You pay us to do it for you

    1. meade916

      meade916

      that's when i'm like "right on, handle that shit. Good luck". LOL

  23. This guy just pulled some chick-fil-a nuggets out of his cargo shorts while having a conversation with the prof

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