Awhitewookie
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"Alex is going to lunch. He is going to take what I call a Hatch-break. Either come back in 30min, 45min, or 'please come back to work' "
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"All she ever wanted was sex. I like, wanted to have a conversation and get our nails done."Mike Sanchez, oh my god why, Mike?
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"Are you drunk?" "I dont know. I was at the pool, then everything got all liquidy and I woke up in the shower"I love my drunk self
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"as soon as you're born you start dyingso you might as well have a good time"Garrett Michael Laird your song just made glad I'm awake right now
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"Hey its Valentine's day! Let's go to Jiffy Lube 30 min before they open!"people I swear
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Fresh lube.
Flesh Tube..
Flesh light..
Everything's gonna be all right.
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damn it krakin i am sick and trying to laugh
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lol
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"I usually take it to Walmart because its cheaper" Yea well I pulled your oil filter off and its our signed Jiffy Lube filter from 3-14-12...
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"Just because im 54 doesn't mean I've lost it, guys. I'd be all over him like a wet diaper "What.The.Fuck. Professor?!
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"We look like were up early for work and getting breakfast... lol no we didnt go to sleep yet. Except maybe in the shower""Shit man im getting a fat burger and 6 in the morning at whataburger"
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Always have perfect posture when walking after leg day. Back and ass are so tight lol
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Any time I see missionaries I try to say hi to them. Well, I was driving and saw a pair riding bikes. One of them had his head down texting. They are getting bolder.
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Anyone near Huntsville have a snake I can barrow?
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As I was paying rent, the guy working said "Thats a sick watch, man"Thanks Matt Hagood, I appreciate it. Thought you'd like to hear also Eric Murphy
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Beer for breakfast woop woopIt tastes much better when its earned
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Couple mile run and disc golf with my girl. Going to be a great day