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Bud light presents, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Football End Zone Painter (Mr. Football End Zone Painter) Armed with a brush and bucket, you create pieces that will last forever, or at least until they cut the grass (please don't mow in this area). Your art touches the heart, stimulates the mind, and taints the groundwater in the entire tri-county area. (This water tastes funny). What do you get when you spray 480 metric tons of paint inside a dome? Diminis...
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You gotta go deepWay on backCross a few creeksAnd a couple little shacksYou gotta get lostWay on outCrickets and frogsYeah you’re gettin’ close nowAnd you kick it into four wheel drive when you run out of roadAnd you go, and you go and you go-go-go‘Til you hear a banjo
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In line at the annex. I am 100 numbers back. This could be a long day
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Do they provide chairs? That would make it a little better.
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Picked up the line driver and the new amp today. One step closer to having a functional system again
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Somehow everyone's heated seats are magically getting turned on when they leave the shop today.
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got the ol n64 out with some donkey kong
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What about Zelda and Golden Eye. I pull mine out every so often and play them...so much fun sometimes.
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Golden eye haha
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now that's old school right there lol
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people seem to be mad when you get them on the final kill cam..... with a throwing knife.
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I like how the ninja turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity. Not like you are a giant turtle or anything
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While at the local conscience store today I noticed a couple of youngsters standing outside. One of them came up to me and handed me $10 and said "could you buy us some drinks? We arnt 21" seeing my opportunity to be the cool neighbor I took their money and fulfilled their request. I hope they enjoy their diet coke.
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LMAO
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Man, the hours spent playing the "HEY MISTER" game as a kid....
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I was lucky (or not), we had a store that sold to us if nobody else was in the store.
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Bye, bye Miss American PieDrove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dryThem good ole boys were drinking whiskey and ryeSingin' this'll be the day that I die
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Watching smokey and the bandit
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This is what it's all about, no one can slow us down.We ain't gonna stop until the clock runs out.(Bottoms up)Hell can't handle all of us, so get your bottles up.Drinkin' every drop until it all runs out.'Nother round, fill 'er up, hammer down, grab a cup, bottoms up!
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To the woman with 6 screaming kids at Walmart: you are probably wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart, take the hint. You're welcome
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hahaaha nice.
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hahah best thing i have read all day thanks for the laugh.
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Nailed it! You both did I guess...
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well, i guess its time to get the iphone out of safe mode, not quite the way i wanted to, but o well, at least it will work properly again
