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Bonfire and brews. chilling with my boy and the dogs. closing on my house tomorrow! fucking woot!
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Went to the bathroom at the bar, 2 dudes sharing a stall together when the other 2 stalls were free. Fuck. what has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Was the bar called the blue oyster?
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Lol no. A.J. Gators. One of the best, non douchebag bars in Virginia beach
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There was a cock fight in the stall and you didn't even know it LOL
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Boom boom boom and let me hear you say ayyyyy yooooo........ I'm drunk.
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Still out. Still drinking!
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some ppl have to work tomorow
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Saturday night, I'm on bro!
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Might be getting myself a Jeep Cherokee in the near future. I'll be stepping the game up from 2 10's to some 15's if the deal pulls through.
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Drunk. like a fat chick after a one night stand.
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Pulled up to a dude with his system up, said "hey bro, your shits loud" with a thumbs up. Before he could respond, turned mine up full tilt and drove away slowly. Boss.
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N8 never lets us down with funny/smartass comments
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He is very witty, when he's not being a dick lol
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holy multi post batman, seems like you got those on lock
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Efffff having responsibilities. Want to be down at SBN. But since I'm not, I'll just be a forum whore. Woot.
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Enjoying a few cold beers. Fuck yes.
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Class on Saturdays?? That's some whack shit lol.
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haha i have class in the am too, its about to suck some hyenna cock
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Efffff the weekend classes. I just suck mine up every weeknight. Fridays and weekends off
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Quoting yourself over and over again or referring to yourself in third person is about as cool as high fiving yourself in public.
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same with "liking" your own post.
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A lot of chicks at the bar tonight. A lot of them lack teeth. Thank God I'm not drinking, I would probably try to solicit a rendezvous at my place for a gum job.
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Why aren't you drinkin' tonight?
Oh, and get some gum , nobody has to know, LOL.
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Oh, you would know lol. I stay sober for St. Patty's day so I can wish my mom a happy birthday on the 18th without sounding like a belligerent asshole haha.
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She fucking hated me in high school lol, so since I graduated in 03, I've been sober for the big day, and a dd for all my friends. I'm that cool of a guy. Woot.
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All these episodes of Maury, and they still don't know who's the father of baby RayRay.
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Drunk karaoke. Prince first. Whitney Houston second. Man up bitches.
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I'm white btw. Some of the folks in the crowd strongly disagree with my song choices lol. They don't know that I actually study music and know my shit. In a band for 6 years for fucks sake. Haaaaaa. My level. Get there.
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haters gonna hate lol
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Fuck yes. If only they knew how cool I was I'm the internet.
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Car is back on the road finally. Now planning and building boxes that I was supposed to get to past weekend. Accord and Impala.
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Farts smell worse in the shower. Worst part is, you really can't get away from it.
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Just go ham with the shampoo, squirt that shit all over.
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Then I will make stinky bubbles. It's the same effect as farting underwater in pool. Looks cool, smells like shit though.
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Time for a really corny fart joke...
Why did god make farts stink?
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So deaf people can enjoy them too!
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I need more batteries. Fuuuuuuuu
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Lol I saw yours. Then I thought that a fatty like that is a wee bit too much for my trunk lol.
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joo too.
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Yessir. This is how it goes, when I'm broke, batteries are for sale everywhere. Got money, none to be found lol.
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Shitty end to the week... so tonight, I shall get shitfaced. tomorrow though, building boxes for an accord, an Impala, and a h/u install on an f350. yay. cash flow should be good for the week.
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That's fucked up. 211 should do the trick though.
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Yep. Get my whiskey from Albertsons, but its too far. I don't need a DUI while buying more bourbon LOL.
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Yea, that would be no bueno sir lol. Sit tight and drink what you got.
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I'm drunk. And............ I'm glad my weekends start on Thursdays.
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Pirate? I am completely lacking comprehension skills at this point. You still drinking that cheap shit? Or did you re-stock for the weekend?
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My ex wife has been stalking me. Since I blocked her on Facebook 2 years ago, she's been looking for new ways to bother me. She emailed me with 90 posts that I've made on SMD. Fucking ho.
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Like a sweet boss. Streaming music from my phone and bumping away in the car, when "sweet caroline" comes on. Full tilt. Like I said, boss status.
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^^^^
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present... The true boss lol
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WERD
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I need to start a poll so I can take over the top spot as SMD's official drunkard.
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went to the bar tonight. chick walked into the guys bathroom and pee'd standing up. yea, she had a dick. thenwent out and kissed her boyfriend. what the fuck.
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u kinky summbish
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Oh I am not kinky. She had a dick and I pointed it out an hour before hand lol
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lol WTH
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Stupid is as stupid does. No, really. If you act stupid, you're gonna be treated like a fucking idiot.
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People just can't grasp the concept. But whatever, another day in the life of being an asshole.
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Very true...
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Yes sir. I'm not one to post lies lol
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GF was prying and asking what I got her for v-day, so I went to my room, grabbed my dirty laundry basket, put it on the couch next to her. Here, you can do it. BAM.
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Yessir!!
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you forgot to ask for sandwich!
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She's making me a bowl of rice casserole right now lol
saturday night tho everything is fair game!
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