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  1. STFU @Tripleb451

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    2. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      if he is, it is kind funny that he thinks he could spam his way out of such a negative deficit post count.

    3. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      i haven't seen him spamming in a while.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL, It might be the only way. A couple blunts and a fifth and he might have the patience to do it.

  2. Chub Life. Chive or Die.

  3. Why stop at super tweeters? Super duper tweeters would be even more louder.

    1. hdorre

      hdorre

      and sound even harsher :P

  4. Don't try to trick your amp. It is smarter than you are.

  5. What the **** is an SQL? Sound Quality Level? That doesn't even make sense.

  6. It's all about that box, 'bout that box no prefab

  7. Bass and Boobs vid link-

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    2. SPL.Pantie.Soak

      SPL.Pantie.Soak

      .... those were huge

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      I didn't read comments first so my comment to you is....Fucker!

  8. My BOSS amp does negative 7 ohms daily on two kicker 15"s. If I turn the volume past 13 I blow out all the windows on my car and any surrounding cars or buildings.

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    2. hoit
    3. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      My uncles car can make earthquakes with his

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      So your amp has inductance built in, cool.

  9. Believe half of what I say and none of what you see me do.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Start with small pictures.

    3. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      I would say start with letters first, then work to extremely small words and so on.

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      Does a small font help?

  10. Ordering a subwoofer is like asking one of 5 girls to the dance. Get the most expensive one you can afford, and stop wondering if the cheapest would put out as well.

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      what you buy?

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^^ Nothing. I just saw that on a home theatre forum and thought it was funny.

  11. Who's watching the Powernation™?

    1. evermaxx
    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I didn't see it this morning but I watch all those car shows on Spike

  12. Fucking picture quoters. I hate scrolling through the same picture over and over again. Why isn't this a warning point or bannable offense?

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      it annoys me too but i don't say anything.. people should be able to do what they want even if it annoy someone.

    3. Phaeton

      Phaeton

      does it really take that much time out of your life to scroll past a picture three times?

  13. Karkov- I'm willing to go to counseling to work on our communication skills...

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    2. Karkov
    3. _paralyzed_
    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      at least you guys took it to pm. it would be awkward to see it on the status bar.

  14. (Sing to "Superfreak")

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      And they were super tweet, super tweet, super tweetin'...

  15. Did the Hardy Boys solve the case of the stolen M4, or what's going on with that?

    1. dangaranga

      dangaranga

      It was decided to not pursue it. That's all i'll say. whats done is done

    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      was this the craigslist caper?

  16. Running strapped at .125 ohms bi-weekly. Kerfed aeroports. Cock boxes plugged into cock boxes. Neodynium. Buzzwords. Pioneer 80prs. Sound quality. It hairtricks.

  17. Successfully weened off my anti-depressant. Buckle your seat belts, this may be a bumpy ride.

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    2. goodvibez

      goodvibez

      Knowing it's going to be hard helps. Best of luck man! Don't be surprised if you notice the effects a few months down the road. ..it's usually subtle

    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Good News Good Luck!!

    4. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      Thats awsome to hear man. Keep up the good work!

  18. You recycle but you've got 4 kids. That's not helping the planet.

    1. iwannabeloud
    2. meade916

      meade916

      whats wrong with having 4 kids? one of them might save your life some day so maybe they are helping you just don't know it.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Good point. I just think the world is over populated. Or I did. Now you have me doing some critical thinking on the subject.

  19. In light of the Ferguson fiasco I think america needs to implement WWAGD for all police officers. What Would Andy Griffith Do?

    1. _paralyzed_
    2. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      it will be a cold day in hell before i let some fucking officers tell me when i have to go home when i am peacefully protesting and then start shooting rubber bullets and gas at me. Im shooting back and i can assure you it will not be rubber bullets. it will be something that they wont be able to wake up from. MOtherfuckers will just have to kill me..

  20. The blister on my chest from the doobie I dropped just popped!

  21. My balls itch.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I was just kidding guys, I can't feel my balls, I'm paralyzed! lol

    3. iwannabeloud

      iwannabeloud

      If you got hit in your balls would you feel it in your stomach?

    4. _paralyzed_
  22. My balls itch.

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    2. Jessica
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      No! Hilarious because I was thinking the same shit.

    4. Casket

      Casket

      Scratch them ...

  23. Seriously though, can you change your avatar Ahmed? I don't want to look at that.

    1. Casket

      Casket

      Yeah, bout damn tired of looking at that shit.... lol

    2. Tecomah
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