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  1. I wanna ask my kindergarten teacher if I could start over

  2. Working early mornings fuck my whole day up

  3. Take a shit before I go to work and as soon as I get here, got to go again.

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    2. Amart88
    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      only thing worse is having to shit right after a shower

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Lol @ strangeduck

      toilet bola

  4. You're too stupid to troll me, lol. You lying fuck

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      rip. ahmeds heated.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Link to what, lol? He deleted his replies in the statuses commented on

    4. audiofanaticz
  5. You're too stupid to try and troll me, lol. You lying fuck

  6. I just bought a 10 dollar donut and it was worth it. Now my chest hurts, lol

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    2. Skullz
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol. Like a mini cake with pudding and mini chocolate chips. I was feeling rich this morning

    4. OrionStang
  7. I bet it's easier to rap a lifestyle you are living than a fantasy one

  8. R.I.P. Phife dawg

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian

      Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hate it took for this but I'm all tribe called quest for the day, probably the week

    3. tdsa23

      tdsa23

      Same here sad day

  9. _Paralyzed_ Where the fuck you at, lol

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    2. SnowDrifter
    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I'd like to throw a boot on his chair. I's just use a bike U lock

  10. Man fuck this shit, y'all be easy

    1. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      Umm... just woke up but what?

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'll be as easy as my mom. :)

  11. The walking dead continues today and no one is talking about it.

  12. He's not as good as he once was, but he was as good once as he ever was

    1. Jessica

      Jessica

      oh i hate you, f u and your ol' horse leroy

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I googled that and what I came up with is pretty disturbing, lol

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      but it thrills and chills, when i walk in the club thrown hun-ded dolla bills.

  13. Peyton's riding off into the sunset a winner

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I didn't care until I saw him up there holding the trophy and happy. I guess I'm gay because it made me happy too, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I respect Peyton, it's just that he was the QB that beat the Bears in the superbowl

  14. Damn Denver! That defense is real.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      They better slow down on these blitzes. That D will be tired

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Aqib, aqib, aqib. He keeps fucking up

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Aqib, Aqib, Aqib!!! Demarcus and Von gonna whoop to ass, lol

  15. I'd be the Jordan of slamball if it was never cancelled

  16. I guess ESPN has no other big stories to make out this super bowl.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Its ridiculous. Respect Cam's responses to the media. Hes humorous about it too.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I agree with both of you. I thought cam was a knucklehead but now I think he needed time to mature. To me this is more of the new school verses the old school.

  17. I really wanted to see a Gronk vs Kuechly matchup

    1. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      holly ass kicking batmam

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, that shit would've been tough though.

  18. Cam is looking unstoppable

  19. Driving on the e-way yesterday and I swear all the clearance signs was where my voltage was at

  20. It's cold as shit

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    2. Jessica

      Jessica

      it was 1° F here last night. Not even that bad really. Barely needed a coat

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Definitely is man warm your body up with some remy :-)

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't wear coats. 2, if need be 3 sweaters and a vest. Lol, I been warming up with hennessy

  21. Ahmed.................you're drunk

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