pervitizm

Yeah I'm still up and can't sleep. My stomach hurts and I've been throwing up. I may have to call into work tomorrow if I can't get no rest.

As of 5/3/2012 I was officially granted my divorce. On 6/3/2012 that order will be final and this terrible chapter of my life closed.

Well I can't truly fault Romo for this blunder. That goes to the defense that couldn't make a stop when we needed it the most.

Oh my its almost time for the great new year facebook purge. I wonder who will and won't make the cut.

This is the kind of email response you get when you back out of a shitty fantasy football trade:"It's Sunday morning and I guess you really didn't keep our agreement as you indicated. I've been playing fantasy football for over 20 years in multiple leagues and have never heard of someone not keeping their trade agreement ever before especially when agreed upon with an approval such as "WOW - I'll do it"!! Now that I'm not on Ameren's OCS, I guess I can say what I really wanted to say by tr...

So what can I make with frozen meatballs from sames and basically nothing else? This is where I need advice from you food network junkies and food porn addicts. Help a newly single man figure out what to do.

Dear facebook world I made it through the night camping out. Camping can now be removed from my bucket list.

Last night I went to sleep the cards were loosing like 7 to 4. I said I couldn't watch the lost. So it was a true shocker for me to see that on ESPN the cards pulled out one of the greatest comebacks in World Series history by beating the Rangers 10 to 9 in the 11th. I can't watch tonight's game at all. I watched both games 4 and 5 and the Cards lost. So go cards and good luck.

Green Lantern was fantastic. A must see movie.

Man I really want some damn waffles this morning. I need to teach myself how to actually make those damn things.

So my fucked up week has now got even more fucked up when my mortgage has now officially gone into delinquent. Now all I need is a heart attack to finally finish the fucking job. Oh btw, tell that dyke legal spouse of mines, that she needs to get her shit out of the basement. Since she's no longer paying storage fees that shit going to be sold to pay off her non-May mortgage payment.

Debating between the following. Apple Ipad2 ( I know I know my hatred for Apple is uncanny however they're products are simple to use and I even hate to admit it reliable), vs Asus EEE Pad Transformer, vs Lenovo IdeaPad, vs Samsung Galaxy II.

True Blood what the fuck?

So since all the stuff I post in my status updates are true and should be taken seriously, I wanted to let you all know that I'm taking a shit right now at work. Its hard work taking a shit at work, but what can I say, shit has to get done.

Man for all y'all saying that Mayweather was wrong for K.O' ing Ortiz, then you clearly know jack shit about boxing. Protect yourself at all times, especially after trying to head butt one of the best boxers in' the world.

So today's failures. I had a lawyer tell me he couldn't take my case cause he wanted like $400 a month in payments. So now I have to find another lawyer to take on my case. And failure #2, I can't get new home owners insurance without consulting the ........... Well you all get the point, just an over all shitty afternoon.

Man I'm so fucking tired of this on again off again performance from Tony Romo. This bastard gave Detroit 17 points by himself. Thank you faggot!

Stopped by not having a adjustable wrench. What the hell. Off to the store I see.

3 day weekend. I need something to do after work. Who wants to hang out?

I've decided to sit outside on my front porch shirtless to give the neighbor and view of the big black man.

Well after almost two years, I've finally replaced the broken belt on my vacuum cleaner. Now all the cat hairs are off my carpet in the bed room and it smells like frebreeze in the air. Now I need to get the other bedrooms and I'm good.

As I stand outside in this wet weather I look up in the sky and scream "This is all that you have? This was it? I've farted more intense storms than this shit!", then lighting dropped about 800 ft away from me and I ran back inside. I may be crazy but I ain't no fool.

Finally

So I kept my word and didn't watch the game, so who fucking won??????

So I seriously just got a notice from DirecTV saying that I forgot to pay them literally $1.24. Really I was about to loose cable tv access over one dollar, two dimes and four pennies. Yeah I'm starting to loose it over here.