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ProMaxx316

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  1. Customer : i think i hit something and my Trans is acting up. Me: Let's take a look. (check car in shop). Go to customer holding rag with aluminum/steel peaces of trans) Customer: Ha April fools right? Me: No you need a trans.

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Tell him if you wanted a joke, youd follow him into the john, and watch him take a leak.

    2. 8ight

      8ight

      "April what? No, you fucked your shit up."

  2. Flat tire FTL. Doughnut Tire under sub box FTL. Good thing 50series support my car enough to get to my job to buy new tire.

  3. 216 million dollars. i'll invest into that.

  4. talking to myself on the drive to work. What's that noise? *turns radio down* Lots of loose interior noise and semi trucks squeeking brakes. Ok all normal *turn radio back up*

    1. Azagtoth502
    2. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      Lmfao. I get that same thing, except smells. I drive by some power plants or somethin where OH LAWDY... it smells. I thought I blew my subs or somethin one day, no joke. But nope, just that area.

  5. Got the thumbs up for police officer when blasting Stevie Ray Vaughan cover of Voodoo child. He even did a little air guitar action.

    1. ProMaxx316
    2. Carbon

      Carbon

      the peter griffin version lol

  6. Well ma'am, if you dont want you car to smell like weed, tell your son to stop smoking in it, or take the bag stuffed near the cabin air filter out.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      She trying to act like she dont know.

  7. Well now you dont have to worry about getting grey hairs from all the stress.
  8. More work stuff. Cutomer giving me hard time. Me: Sir if i wanted someone giving me a time every morning i would of got married.

    1. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      you havent learned how to sympathize while telling them to fuck off yet.

    2. Nate Futuristic

      Nate Futuristic

      ^^ its a skill you will learn over time... or become a telephonic CSR lol i learned in quick

  9. at work: Sir oil change is done. But the brakes are very low. Would you like them checked? Guy: Do i really need them? Me: Well they are almost grinding. Guy: well it's my wifes car so leave it alone.

  10. Just got my skyhigh speaker wire impulse buy. Now i get to look at it untill i have some speakers to wire up.

    1. Carbon

      Carbon

      Welcome to the club man

    2. CNF Kevosinn

      CNF Kevosinn

      hell ya good stuff!

  11. Tomorrow i go and get my tattoo finished

  12. Local guy that sells stuff out his car just tried selling me a $3700.00 Back & Odin hdx-707 for $800.00. All i could do was laugh when he was trying to amp it up like its the greatest shit.

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    2. Ram

      Ram

      it is really good. sick deal, wonder if its fake

    3. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      It was one of those knock-off surround sounds. has 3,700 bucks retail on it. It's known in New York as "the White Van Scam"

    4. Lbox88
  13. Starbucks k-cup. No sir don't like it

  14. Order some Ring terminals. Got a free bag of Skittles with it.

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    2. 8ight

      8ight

      Mmmmm, processed food...

    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Haven't had Skittles for a really long time. Sounds kinda good. Where do you get the free Skittles deal w/ ring terminals?

    4. ProMaxx316
  15. I seen lithium in RC cars go up left and right if someone cheaped out on them. On track i went to you could not use them unless you had a battery bag to charge in. I can picture what one in a car would look like once it goes up.
  16. Samsung S3. put on mobile theme. go on to desktop at my job the forum is also on Mobile theme. Change to regular theme, regular theme showing back on my cell phone. I made sure that desktop view is not checked on on phone. Anyone else running into this?
  17. Just got my D975 from Nate. Replied to all PM quick. Shipped out battery just as fast as payment was sent. Got battery as described. A+ seller. now i wait for more stuff to come up that i might need
  18. No work today. car lost in snow.

    1. Emoxihax

      Emoxihax

      what's a little water?

    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      ehh a little water that froze and transformed into stu that makes my car with very little ride height tough to drive in.

  19. I love it when my job fucks up my pay check and "forgets" to pay me my 9.5 hours over time.

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Jesus man. 10 hrs of OT is not a lil fuck up. That would cause me to flip the fuck out. Bummer bro.

  20. Love working on a car leaking gas :/

  21. this is the Nas i been waiting for!!!!!
  22. damn it phone needs to be rooted. Dont really feel like rooting my 3d untill i get my 4g LTE. Do you have a app to fo the Gif images too?
  23. Damn car is clear and loud. And soon hes gonna get the doors going too. All Pro Audio. You can take a guess why Im calling him Franky Vocals
  24. I got a HD Mino Flip. If you pause when im in the car you can see i got it wrap with Marvin The Martian Skins Wrap. I tend to try to keep a somewhat low key in most areas in Bpt since you most likely know what its all about.
  25. Yes it is. Yeah i got big 3, fresh brushes in the alt. but my main problem is very low idle. Any one with a Mk2 VW would know that its a pain to keep a steady idle with the mechinal fuel injection. Im planing to do a ABF clone swap that uses the better alts from 93-98 Vws. Plus on real hot days and sitting at idle the voltage drop low even without the system playing. But a short drive around the block brings voltage back up some.
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