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  1. Brushing my teeth for the first time after getting my braces off and it feels SO FREAKING GOOD! No joke, best minutes of my life.

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    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Exactly lol. I do my job and I do it well haha

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      haha sometimes I feel like a dick trolling peoples status'

    4. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      I don't. Only because I know that someday it'll happen to me lol

  2. *Bekah calls me*Bekah: Where are you guys?Me: Havin a pee right now. Do you mind?

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    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Pics or it didn't happen lol

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      lol coming up, he hasn't responded yet.

    4. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Haha I'm waiting. Random picture post, do it. I'll get it lol

  3. Hmmm. RIA 1911 or Smith & Wesson M&P? Classic or modern?

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    2. HatersGonnaHate
    3. 98GCLimited

      98GCLimited

      RIA is cheap for a 1911 but I have heard alot of good things about them. I was thinking about getting one but want to get a rifle first since I have a handgun and shotgun already.

    4. Hugh G. Rection
  4. $2,500 in freshly minted 50s feels pretty friggin good in my hands right now.

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      I got a new debit card.

    3. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      A fat cock probably feels pretty good in your hands too.

    4. OrionStang
  5. "Scorch bazinga boom bang snap!"

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    2. eltortuga94

      eltortuga94

      lol Playing hard in the sand box!

    3. HatersGonnaHate
    4. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      and getting pissed on. :good: here at SMD we dont judge

  6. "You can always turn water into wine, if you're Jesus. Last time I checked, you're Willie."

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    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      If you were gay, you could hide dicks in your butt. Oh wait....................................................you are.

    3. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      "willie can still do magic tricks, just ask and he'll show you"

    4. Watch the bass

      Watch the bass

      Wasn´t it flour to coke???

  7. Making a Red Bull run right away with the guys for tonight. Gonna be crazy.

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    2. Nate Futuristic

      Nate Futuristic

      LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Shit is going down! Must be off the glow in the dark tampons.

    4. Trey_Dog650

      Trey_Dog650

      just dont use too much bath salt ;)

  8. It's going to be Spain vs Italy in the final this year. Did somebody say 'pumped?'

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Probably the big grizzly guy behind you saying, "this boy looks like he needs to get pumped".

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      hahahahahaha!

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      will be good,.... dig a great football match.. i wish i could hit europe for a match...

  9. Can't sleep. Even a good long drive didn't help. Gonna be a long night I guess.

    1. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      Robitussin®

    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Call your boyfriend. He'll be the big spoon.

    3. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      I can almost guarantee he had gay pr0n open in a different tab while updating his status.

  10. Oakley C SIX shades in carbon fiber and tungsten iridium cost $4,500. You know, for those days when you wanna trade in your car for something you'll be too scared to wear in public. Awesome idea.

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Balls. Grow a pair. You know, for the days you want to trade in your vagina and man the fuck up.

    2. Watch the bass

      Watch the bass

      Take the glasses from Chromehearts.

      Their model "fuck you" or "fist full of love", have printed this on their temple arms.

    3. IBleedMusick

      IBleedMusick

      Oh Haters Kudos damn I wish I could signify that in my sig that would be great.

  11. Ok everybody. I need name suggestions for my bike. She needs a good one.

    1. Ecco

      Ecco

      "My Bitch". As in: I'm gonna ride My Bitch for hours at full throttle.

    2. KillaCam
    3. D-train-13k

      D-train-13k

      fart cannon 2.0

  12. So, my brother just told me how he hates French people just because they're French, and how he wants to "send them all back to French-ville." Just a little sketchy?

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Your brother's an idiot.

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      You have one hell of a family.

    3. LT.Smoke

      LT.Smoke

      Damn someone needs to slap the fuck out of him

  13. Fact: William Kemmler (who killed his wife with a hatchet) was the first person to be sentenced to execution by electric chair, which was Thomas Edison's idea.

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Fact: The reason execution rooms are so small now days is so less people will see the execution and are less likely to deter people from committing crimes. Which means more prisoners = more money. Crooked huh.

    2. blownengine

      blownengine

      Wouldn't that only be true if the prison was run by a company and not state owned?

  14. "Well then bippity boppity boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire."

    1. KillaCam
    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Dammit Dj. Lol.

      Anyways.

      They're on fire with homosexuality.

  15. That's it. I wanna learn acoustic.

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Acoustic gets you laid. Trust me.

    2. Emmet

      Emmet

      Aint that the truth. Greatest thing my dad ever taught me.

  16. Made men's doubles today, toughest practice of my life. #sarcasm

    1. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      You mean tennis. Or doubles as in you got to second base with men

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      either way is pretty gay.

  17. "OHH glow in the dark tampons! Leonard, we're going to be rich."

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      LOL No one has to question your masculinity anymore.

    2. Nate Futuristic
  18. I think the worst possible time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Who the hell plays charades?

    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Him and the rest of his forever alone pals.

  19. "That was the greatest breakfast I've had all day."

  20. Sleep, then garage sales, then watch some volleyball and hang out. Good day ahead.

    1. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      if thats girls volleyball I applaud this action

    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Have you seen the uniforms they wear in south America(indoor)? My God!

  21. "We're like the musketeers. All for one and one for all, Jack."

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      No, you're two short of a threesome.

    2. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      he's got 2 hands...

  22. Totally perfected driver-swapping on the highway at 120. Legit.

    1. Emmet

      Emmet

      Legit? Pretty stupid imo.

    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      Lying about yourself on the internet doesn't make you cool either. Douchebag.

  23. That moment when you're about to win a 2 hour long game of Rush, and your xbox freezes...It is a cold, dark moment in your life.

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      That moment when you realize that you're going to die a virgin... Yea, you're in that moment.

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Hopeless and dickless.

  24. Found a suit! All white, purple vest + tie. Thanks Camryn :)

    1. Emmet

      Emmet

      All im seeing in my head is a pimp suit for some reason...

    2. ChevyBoy95

      ChevyBoy95

      me too. need a cane to go with it.

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