bryanbowles90 Posted May 7, 2011 Report Posted May 7, 2011 I've got a few... Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, the locals now just refer to their home as "The Islands". Chuck Norris died ten years ago but the Grim Reaper doesn't have the sack to tell him. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time, and by "knit" I mean "kick", and by "sweaters" I mean "babies"... If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef. Than it's fucking beef. Mr.T once beat Chuck Norris is a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation Chcuk Norris invented racism. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can indeed "touch this". Chuck Norris can find a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then Chuck Norris will lift that rock. Just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is. The reason newborn babies cry is they have just entered a world where Chuck Norris is real. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines he just simply says "now". wishin' I could be as fly as you fine folks......
bassrace Posted May 7, 2011 Report Posted May 7, 2011 Chuck norris is da man. 145.9@40hz 145.3@34hz big 3 X2 group 34 Deka Group 31 All 0/1 awg jl meta wire Alpine CDA 7894 Orion HCCA D5000 2 AQ HDC312's Crunch gpv1100.2 (for 6.5"s only) AQ pro audio 6.5" - 3 sets AQ supertweeters - 2 sets 2000 Slamry
Guest grim83 Posted May 8, 2011 Report Posted May 8, 2011 chuck norris once came in a semi....we now know this truck as optimus prime starving children in africa send chuck norris 50cents a day chuck norris's pet rat teaches turtles how to fight
Mtnbikecrazy55 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 Hahaha, holy shit, can't believe I've never heard of any of these before, shit had me rollin, haha I hate long signatures.... ...what the fuck is wrong wiht you you fucking fuckity fuck fuck head... Mtnbikecrazy55 Feedback
HHR Ed Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, WATER gets Chuck Norrised. Even light cannot escape a black hole, until Chuck Norris let's it out. Ed Lester ShowtimeSPL Host Showtime Electronics Video MarketingMy old Build Loghttp://www.stevemead...08/#entry511451http://www.youtube.com/showtimespl 5 time dB Drag Finalist Last ride 2007 HHR, current dB 153.5 and bass race 149.4 dB. 153.0 dB on music New Ride, 2008 HHR SS. Build under way. Loudest score ever = 171dB 2009 dB Drag Racing, North American Points Champion
onebadmonte Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 Chuck Norris disproved the Periodic Table of Elements, because the only element is the element of surprise. Warhorse vs A Pair of SMDeez build Olds Cutlass Cierra IB build 2 Fi IB3 18s
Nasty1 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 chuck norris once came in a semi....we now know this truck as optimus prime starving children in africa send chuck norris 50cents a day chuck norris's pet rat teaches turtles how to fight That's why Optimus Prime is a bad ass...... 2 DC Audio lvl 4 xl 18s D .7s walled off @ 30 hz 19 cubes net 245sq in of port Sundown 3500 @ .7 Ohm Sundown 100.4 Rockford Fosgat Power Series 5.25 Dash 6.5 Kicks 8 Coaxils Doors 250 mechicman alt 1 red top under the hood 2 yellow tops in back big 3 with 1/0 knukonceptz wire 3 runs of +/- 1/0 knukonceptz wire IT LBS
TeamHT Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 Chuck Norris: does not cheat death, he wins fair and square. can speak braille 's roundhouse kick is merely an optical illusion. His right foot does not kick you in the head, his left foot moves the earth so that your head hits his foot. puts the LAUGHTER into MANSLAUGHTER magically sleeps with almost every women in the world once a month. They bleed as a result of the encounter. can kill people faster than Death can process them. This is why we have ghosts. was originally cast in the series 24, but was relieved when he killed all the terrorists and saved America in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Tell me...does this smell like chloroform to you?
Torres Posted May 10, 2011 Report Posted May 10, 2011 chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves when chuck norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down
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