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  1. Should I get slotted and/or drilled rotors

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Damn those are good prices. Thanks rolex, I'm gonna go with them.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      solid pieces. I learned about them from one of the corvette forums I frequent

    4. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Check out EBC Brakes and Rotors

  2. Fear the walking dead.........

    1. juan777

      juan777

      I'll give it a shot, I hear good things. Too many thing on tonight, HBO, UFC, Dead, etc...

    2. Ahmed Johnson
    3. Mr DeeBeez
  3. I just drove to oakmont plum service station in Pa and back to Chicago. Did I forget to mention I came in to work today. Dead man walking.

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I planned on having Friday to kick it in Cleveland without the wife and Saturday I was gonna meet her but some shit happened that changed that.

  4. Why is it the dudes with the ugly girlfriends so overprotective

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Because someone with food in the fridge and a bus pass has more to offer her than him.

    3. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      3-4 different crease lines lmao.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, I know you seen people with their pants like that

  5. What negatives are there to living in Pittsburgh?

  6. Got me smoking newports......

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm down with the swishers, but tobacco is whacko man. I'm 36 and never smoked tobacco. I've considered trying my son's e-cig just so I could see what all the rage about nicotine is over. I won't, but I've thought about it. Meh.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm in d.c. and these dudes are afraid to sell me weed. My uncle was killed a couple days ago and I'm stressing hard. P.s.- Marlboro do smoke better but I hate the looks I get when I ask for them.

  7. Caramel sauce and oreo cookies..............

  8. Always remember, never pick a bar fight with the dude who has cauliflower ear.

    1. BASS_ZEALOT!

      BASS_ZEALOT!

      crazy people can fight too !!!

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, yeah they can

  9. How do I get the stripe off a Tahoe without messing up the paint

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    2. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      70% alcohol to clean it?

    3. reedal

      reedal

      3m adhesive eraser wheel. That's what I just did this week with mine. Put it on a drill and get to work. Not sure what year your Tahoe is, but no holes or paint to cover up once all of the trim and stripes and badges are removed.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      04. This won't hurt the paint?

  10. Hey Steve, I think that dog wanted a new owner, lol! Deep down inside, it wants to be yours.

  11. Anybody here use shok elite or triton subs. I need your experience.

  12. Trump vs. El chapo.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The problem will never go away because way too much money is made off the drugs coming across the border.

      Hell I bet they make more money than any legit business in the world.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Exactly. If trump was willing to out bribe el chapo he might be able to get some changes.

    4. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Well I was gonna comment That this guy has Gold plated guns but wrong Drug lord. But El Chapo did/does have $205,000,000 in his room

  13. It will be a complete mockery of the bankruptcy system if 50 cent's claim goes through

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'll buy Lloyd Banks masters for 500

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Yeah he didn't file till that chick won that suit so I'm sure that's part of it.

      Thanks it's good to be back,

      I was watching through the windows like a peeping Tom the whole time though lmao.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  14. Anybody own chromecast

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I would love for a neighbor to play their porn on my TV, lol

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      I have chrome-cast and Roku. Roku is better plus you can still use chrome cast software to play videos from your phone to the Roku

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I was looking at the roku but the price..... What makes it better than the Chromecast? I just bought the Chromecast and it seems decent. I'll return this bitch if that roku has more features.

  15. Time to put the Sox hat on the shelf and dust off the Cubs hat.

    1. bolanorthhighlands
    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep, might as well support a winner.

    1. Skullz

      Skullz

      stupid is as stupid does and he paid with his life.

      He won the darwin award for his effort, and now sadly his family has to pay the price for his stupidity.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I would've put this in things that make me smile, but him dying kind of fucked it up. He not only won the award nbut set a new benchmark of excellence.

  16. Everly Bros.......... LMFAO!!!!

  17. R.I.P Bing Bong

    1. Bump4life

      Bump4life

      haah. bing bong bong bong bing. good movie. well done.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, it was a good movie.

  18. Abba zabba, you my only friend.

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      I still eat that shit, mmm the peanut butter flavor...

    2. DTS909

      DTS909

      Down by the beach boyyy.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  19. I might sell my subs

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    2. Quintine

      Quintine

      I don't think id ever give my balls to a friend even for big money. You must be a real good friend.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I am bro. The old Chicago saying is, aint no fun if the homies can't have none. Besides, tonasty wants it. I think giving him the pic will greatly improve the community.

    4. Quintine

      Quintine

      I think it would too.

  20. The term sonic excellence will now become regular in my vernacular.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ah poor baby. You miss your father already?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Naw, its used to talk about jl audio and their awesomeness

  21. There I sat all broken hearted. Went to shit and only farted.

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    2. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink I come here to scratch my balls,And read the writing on the walls.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
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