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  1. It's time to piss in the stanley cup

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I never touched it or ever will.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I've heard stories about what that cups been through from some of the guys who lived it. If that cup could talk! And no, I didn't get a ring, lol. But I do see a lot of the players and hang. One of them took it off and let me perpetrate for about a half hour with it. He figured he could trust me

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  2. Well, the rain will help keep the cars from catching fire but they still can be flipped.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Especially in this middle class neighborhood I live in now.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The cars are about 4 - 5 inches off the ground now, lol

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Well they are halfway up now. The shots will be let off in a couple minutes.

  3. Hopefully this is the only radar I'm on........http://rabbitholistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weedradarname.png

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      With this dude..............http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z13Zql2OIzw/TR2CAAlm_sI/AAAAAAAAAzI/1VKyhgzWTwo/s1600/noog-mash-radar-hawkeye-alan-alda-talking-marijuana-weed-joint.png

  4. Karkov, this is the hotel with a roller coaster

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      But did you find a swisher hook up yet?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep!!! I'm back home now, but I first tried to holla at a chick who was a lesbian, she hooked me up. I found this other dude posted up in the studios who had some.

  5. Kyrie Irving must be the son of the character Samuel L. Jackson played in unbreakable.

  6. What's there to do in Vegas, other than gamble and that's disease free

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      There are some really good antique shops right over in Henderson.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hope they let me shoot a fully auto. I'm definitely hitting the buffets.

  7. jeezy the snowman (37) killed my dash cam last night

    1. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      All Jeezy songs bang. I'm going to have to pull out a few Jeezy cds (mp3s)

  8. My buick is sold. Now I'm looking at conversion vans.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      A mustang is perfect then because nobody buys them to go fast.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lo fucking l!!!!!!

  9. I moved my alternator ground from the battery and now my shit stays above 14. Why?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The only thing I didn't do that he told me to do was hook up the bypass. I don't think I need it now.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      And I didn't do a second power run

  10. who's gonna watch ufc 187

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Somebody get Johnson an inhaler

    3. fosgatefan821
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ok, well then. AJ took that ass whooping like a man. Mad respect to him

  11. Damn, Winnie cooper fine as hell

  12. What kind of ring terminals are you guys using to get a ground on an alternator bolt

  13. Did boxing die last night

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Gennady would knock Floyd out. At the very least beat the shit out of him.

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      I want to see deontay wilder fight Wladimir.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I do too, but I think Deontay is to scared to fight him

  14. I'm not even a floyd fan but he just won me money

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    2. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Both are great fighters but Mayweather!!!!!!!! Undefeated!

    3. magillaru
    4. Emmet

      Emmet

      Was awfully disappointed he didn't get the shit kicked out of him. Didn't like him before but that account from his son of him beating his wife was a nail in the coffin.

  15. Talk about odd, riding around with my wife and baby mom who couldn't be more different.

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    2. rockFord_Expedition
    3. Borris The Blade

      Borris The Blade

      she have a strap on she's dying to use on you?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      She might, who knows what she will do to me for asking that.

  16. Muscles don't prevent beatdowns

    1. moredbs

      moredbs

      aint no muscle in your chin! lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson
  17. So far, Daredevil on Netflix is pretty good.

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      i seen.. its alright but they story line should have been better.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ok, I got you. I think it's pretty good. I really only care about the fighting and violence anyway.

    4. moredbs

      moredbs

      it gets deeper with episode 7,and up

  18. What's the best site to do a background check

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    2. juan777
    3. magillaru

      magillaru

      My Uncle runs a background screening company.....does nationwide checks....PM me if you want the contact info.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if I want n8 to see all my arrests. Really, I have a felony arrest but no convictions. I'm trying to see if the arrests are still on my background. Trying to get legal with a FOID card

  19. happy easter to my Greek brothers

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Woke up to a pan of pastichio from one of my neighbors.

    3. aculous

      aculous

      nice always does greek easter bread and we all do lamb

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I might makes dolmades or spanokopita. I wish my mom lived close.

  20. It's one of those nights. I'm about to kill a full tank a gas around the city.

    1. boom50cal

      boom50cal

      burn a whole tank of gas just sittin in the driveway, countin all this cash...

  21. Where are all the pot stirrers? A cop killed another person and no threads. Can't argue what's been recorded.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      That's odd because it's been all over the news here.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      B_a_a, exactly. Whether it's racist or not, the media has played out any divisive headline. I just tweak out when I see certain threads were the op doesn't understand they're being played.

  22. I think my brother will be on worlds dumbest criminals one day

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      get me his autograph...

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I will post them in the for sale thread when I get some

  23. I need some new music

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    2. aculous

      aculous

      whatchu lookin for?

    3. Krakin

      Krakin

      I've been listening to MNM radio for over in Belgium. That changed it up for me a bit, there are the occasional songs outside my language barrier.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Even though I ride around banging gangsta shit I like pure hip hop. Imanoob, good looking on the mix tape.

  24. Some people are too damn serious

    1. ImaNoob

      ImaNoob

      way too serious ..

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