LT.Smoke
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Never did I think that after my 12 hour shift yesterday that my girl and my buddy and his wife would be kidnapping me at 1030pm and taking me to a strip club... Lemme just say it was FULL Nude and there was P***y everywhere and they were all good looking except for 1 stripper who was SICK and shit other than that it was all about them putting their belongings in your face...
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Haha, get yourself a dance?
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Ya Cam i did ... It consisted of the chick putting her legs around my head and being inches from her hooch lol
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Always fun having another womens cooch that close to your face and your girl being okay with it lol
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Oh snap... I just hit the 10,000 post club... OH EM GEE what am I to do LOL
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Reason to buy a firearm and ammo! lol
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lets see im closing in on 30k
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Operation Destroy My House was about 80% successful for tonight... I worked from like 1030AM to 500PM re-arranging my house and I am about 80% done but I am so FN exhausted I cant do anymore... So sore the tops of my FEET hurt lol I haven't ever had that happen before... I will say this though moving a sectional couch by myself was a BAD ass idea hahaha
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O.o i had blisters froma new pair of boots on top of my big toes and btw why wasn't i invited to the party?
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Project Deer Jerky is in its final stage... Cooking/Dehydrating in the Oven... Fingers crossed that it turns out WELL damnit
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Oh yea
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Its a Marinade sold at Walmart Gunnem... Cant remember the actual name but its called Jerky Marinade
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So I wonder HOW many more rule breakers I have to piss off by doign MY job to catch up to N8's Haterade status and nostalgia he has going on the site... LMAO... On a funny note I was referred to as an ADMIN today and NOT a MOD lol It was a giggle worthy status and thanks to Steve the circus of Bantstanisland has 1 more clown now
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you are too nice.
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I know im just fuckin with ya. Im not looking to get anymore ban hammers!
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It may take allot yet to get there you big bully. Just kidding you mods,admiin and Steve have a common ground. Darned if you do darned if you don't.
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So now there is another active shooter in Wisconsin? I am not denying it but find it pretty crazy about the timing... I hope that if this is indeed a real situation that all involved are alright
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It's over two wounded
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Glad to hear it's over
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Seems like it's going to broadcast nationally anytime there is a shooting now, it's getting pretty ridiculous
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This motherlovin gov't shutdown is getting old FAST... I hate working for free and my savings is ONLY going to get my family by for SO long... These a**holes need to come to an agreement fast... On another note its been 5 months since I have had a soda... Only 7 more months to reach my 1 year goal...
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Congrats on the soda I been stop drinking them and lost hella weight when I did
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Sux bro. I'm in the same boat! I love how immigration march is allowed to happen, but vets have to knock down barriers to go see a memorial. Fucking priorities are misconstrued!
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congrats. and government is half retarded. They're just power hungry
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Was sore as shit today going to the gym but I managed to work through the pain and get my shit knocked out... Now im chowing down on a bomb ass protein shake with some fruit blended in
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Bomb ass protein shake? Ok. I'm gonna be chowing down on a bomb ass milkshake, some ham and swiss sandwiches, and some other shit later. Sup? (Btw, you better be workin on lvl 61....)
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Eating healthy is not always bad... It is what you make it bro..
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Lol not always. I can't make a 20 min drive enjoyable when it takes over an hour and half due to flooding. Saw a Nissan Titan (you're familiar with no?) literally "drowned" in water. Water was up above the bottom of the tail gate. Finally see the flooding here... lol.
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Well I took the initiative to file my damn divorce papers myself today... My soon to be officially ex-wife strung me along for long enough so I took the initiative to pay the fees and do the shit myself I am tired of waiting
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yup yup... cut the ties and let that barge float out to sea.. good work man.
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WOO HOO... I passed ALL my fucking tests for my job so NOW i can say its OFFICIAL... WOOT... No more stressing out I am chillin like a villain today
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Congratulations!
Are you going to waste our tax dollars lol.
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Congrats!
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No but i DO plan to pull in some OVERTIME like a motherfucker
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Wow I was just questioned about WHY i put a topic in the place that I did LOL... Some people just are NOT very intelligent sometimes
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Im not "university" graduated...
But Im also pretty far removed from the dipshit Bobby is talking about.
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Being a university graduate does not make you smart watch the bass. I know people finished college and are still dumb as shit aswell as people who have never set foot in a college yet worked all their life and they are geniuses at what they do.
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