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KeithHollis

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  1. "If only i knew then, what i know now"

  2. "Real Fact" #713 - An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one wont.

  3. "You're sexier than socks on a rooster baby"

  4. 36 hours with no sleep, ITS BED TIME MO FUCKAS!! :P

  5. And my week just keeps getting worse...

  6. Anybody wanna chill? Baf..

  7. Anyone awake and wanna hang??

  8. Anyone wanna go to harbor freight with me?!?

  9. Anyone with any truck come help lee, call for directions

  10. Cant go to sleep, so im gonna clean my room.. Thank you Pier Uberti and Keaton Alexander for that wonderful gift before lunch that has lasted all day, and all night -_-

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Somebodies tweakin'.

    3. Craig28

      Craig28

      Someone robotrippin? that'll keep ya up for a while.

    4. ineeDBass419

      ineeDBass419

      somebody have butt sex with his boyfriends and cant get it off his mind..lol

  11. Crown and Coke aint no joke, but cake vodka will fuck you up!! LMFAO "If you cant hold your liqour you better quit right now" BIOTCH!!

    1. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      Cake Vodka, grenadine and Pineapple juice. Taste just like Pineapple Upside down cake. really good

    2. Emmet

      Emmet

      You can't talk if you don't drink your spirits straight :P

    3. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      ^^^

      This.

      I love being Irish.

  12. Drinkin with the neighbors > Going to a lame party

  13. First, S.W.A.G. (She Wants A Gentlemen)Second, S.H.A.G. (She Has A Gentlemen)Next, S.T.A.G. (She Tires A Gentlemen)Then, S.L.A.G. (She Loses A Gentlemen)Idk, Bored As Fuck and cant sleep.. Had this in mind for someone :/ Tired of being mistreated, you may disagree but you havent walked in my shoes...

    1. Katt

      Katt

      Honestly, In my opinion, Swag and Gentlemen should NEVER come into one, or be related in ANY sentence. Along with YOLO.

  14. Good morning beautiful, how was your nightMine was wonderful with you by my side.When I open my eyes and see your sweet faceIts a good morning beautiful day..

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    2. White Lightning

      White Lightning

      whats with the song quotes ??

    3. pimpnFosgates

      pimpnFosgates

      its blake shelton. a good song. why knock it?

    4. LT.Smoke

      LT.Smoke

      Not blake shelton... Steve Holy is who did the song

  15. Good morning fb, im going to bed now...

  16. HAHA!! All ya'll bitchin about school tomorrow and i get to sleep in for another MONTH!

    1. TylerParrish

      TylerParrish

      "I said fuckk school, I

      m too cool to go back"

    2. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      Nah Tyler, it's cause you got that SWAGGGGGG. Lmfao!

    3. TylerParrish

      TylerParrish

      Lololol. Swagged to the max ;P i just keep my swag on about 1/4 gain

  17. Hopefully tomorrow is a good day, because today sucked.. Woke up late, Subs weren't working, found out that im no going to new orleans, and spent alls my money on gas and fuses for my power wire.

  18. I dont frickin get it... I have 4 bars and 4G and my phone still wont load anything! Im about to flip shit

  19. I dont get it.. Do people not read craigslist ads? I clearly stated the price in the ad, why do you insist on giving me a stupid offer and acting like you didnt know the price in the first place... -_-

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    2. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      i paid 2k for those 20s, never curbed mint condition, asked half what i paid with good rubber, the best offer I had was probably equivalent to $200, Long story short, It was more fun to keep them stacked in the garage than deal with idiot barter-ers that want something for absolutely nothing at all

    3. bassface

      bassface

      I dont sell used stuff to people, because i dont like people talking shit about my stuff. I will give my stuff away before i sell it.

    4. purplesyrup

      purplesyrup

      agreed, i just said fuck it and gave away that eclipse TI15 in the box rather than deal with craigslist idiots and try to sell it

  20. I hate idiots who abuse their rich daddy's car tryin to show off to their girlfriends by doing a one tire fryer, hitting the rev limiter. Dumbasses...

  21. I like how some people "Rig" things together, and try to call "Custom"

    1. blownengine

      blownengine

      I swear most of my projects are initially held together by hot glue until I revise the idea.

    2. B Slaps

      B Slaps

      those things are called caucasian alterations my friend

    3. B Slaps

      B Slaps

      those things are called caucasian alterations my friend

  22. If anyones near the vintage please call me, my car is dead

  23. Im so bored that Im about to watch The Social Network, again... This is sad

  24. Just ordered some awesome decals from Techforce Services!! Can't wait to get them in

  25. Just wrote my english paper in 30 minutes. I feel like i wrote it well, and followed directions but lets see how good my grade is :/

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