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Harold Hamm offers $975 million divorce check; ex-wife rejects it
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That's communist talk
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Customer gave me some cholates. It's in some launguage i dont know. But it taste damn good. If i die Leo can have my DD 12" basket, and $1.00.
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Go figure. the day my local audio shop get my re-cones and baskets in, is the day i got to work a full day.
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sweet. my sis got me tickets to go see "the Dan band" if you don't know them YouTube them or watch the movie old school
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Well. A little upset and still bothers me that a good friend of mine was hit by a truck and killed saturday night. What sucks even more is her son will never know how much of a nice person she was. Kid is only 3 Months. I really hope they catch the person that hit her.
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Had a fun trip [icking up some DC motors from hdorre . My friend who was driving almost hit a turkey, The front of truck has a discovery channel type showing of bugs. And on return trip home, my pioneer wants to give me the famous alt whine. All in all fun ride.
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Gunnem I can fix that. Don't ask questions how. But i'll get it done
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Customer ask for oil change. I say "no problem" get all info ask for keys. She says "you're going to fill it up with oil right?" Me: of course why wouldnt we?" Her: Looking at me like im lying.
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You never know, I've witnessed drain plug not put back in the pan, and lug nuts not tightened at all.
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A crackhead might have put hershey's syrup in her shit before, you never know.
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So me at work. Lady comes in holding child. nice lady talking to me. Child Grabs lady shirt and pulls down. Me see little bit of boobs. But maintain eye contact. Peripheral vision FTW
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good job pro!
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awesome......
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No rolex, we need to know if the BOOBS were worth the look. Lol
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*me talking to customer* Sir your car is in good shape, You just need one brake light bulb. *Customer* nah i'll do that later. *Me* You sure? We can do it now. It's only a few bucks. *him* nope. Cutomer comes back 30 minutes later. Holding his warning ticket for no stop light bulb.
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what an idiot. being a cheap ass really saved him money
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Had one guy come in earlier this year. Sounded like a bearing was getting ready to eat itself. Tracked it down to the water pump, guy declined the service. Guess who showed up on a tow tuck later that day
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Snow, did you charge him the " I told you so" price? lol
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Ok. I recomend this Movie to anyone. If you can make it throug the movie you are king. the move is "rubber" It's on netflix. Check it out
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dont fucking do it.. i didnt last 7 minutes
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saw it a few years ago, great flick
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I watched it all at work lol
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I let my sister drive the Exploder. She loves the system. But she adjusted my seats and mirrors. And no, no pics of my
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Picture of Explorer
with sister across the hood
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You dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.
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you gotta be all over the place wit that shit. Sometimes you gotta tear it up and sometimes you gotta hit it slow and deep. Sometime you just gotta eat till her leg wont stop shakin'...just saying you gotta do it all or she will fill in the gaps for you.
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with or without you
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You know your to tired when you put on deodorant, and it still has the plastic on it, and for that few seconds you just don't care.
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It's odd how your foot presses the gas pedal harder, and brake pedal softer when you really gotta do a #2.
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LOL BUT SO TRUE
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Not only that... The closer you get to your target the worse it gets.
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Lol, yup. Hate when that shit happens. I remember one time getting stuck on the interstate for 3 hrs with no exit....easily worst time of my life.
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To the person doing 40ish MPH in the passing lane on the highway this morning. Thank you for giving me the finger for driving the speed limit. I would of returned the gesture but you would not of seen me through my tints.
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That cop is the fucking man.
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in Pennsylvania you are only allowed to drive in the passing lane for 1 mile or 1/2 a mile.i forgot which one lol..
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You know what i hate. When someone in my job takes a shit, and dont flush the toilet. The part that really grinds my gears, is that it tells me someone dont wipe.
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Then they scratch there ass, then shake your hand or pat your back. Gotta love it!
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I did that one day at work. But that's cause for some reason, it would not flush. I hit the damn lever like 10 times and not a thing would happen. So I said eff it and carried on.
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Why waste your time wiping when you will be shitting again later on.