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  1. Harold Hamm offers $975 million divorce check; ex-wife rejects it

  2. Customer gave me some cholates. It's in some launguage i dont know. But it taste damn good. If i die Leo can have my DD 12" basket, and $1.00.

    1. Leo1103
    2. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      And Wasted gets nothing? I see. I see. Thought we were brothers. Obviously not. *deletes the phone #*

  3. Go figure. the day my local audio shop get my re-cones and baskets in, is the day i got to work a full day.

  4. sweet. my sis got me tickets to go see "the Dan band" if you don't know them YouTube them or watch the movie old school

    1. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      everyone must be with there families cause no one has said pics of sister yet

    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Rolex, you can't handle the Sister pics.

  5. i think im gonna make an attempt at making coquito this year.

  6. Well. A little upset and still bothers me that a good friend of mine was hit by a truck and killed saturday night. What sucks even more is her son will never know how much of a nice person she was. Kid is only 3 Months. I really hope they catch the person that hit her.

    1. Tecomah

      Tecomah

      Dam I'm sorry man. They'll find em

  7. Had a fun trip [icking up some DC motors from hdorre . My friend who was driving almost hit a turkey, The front of truck has a discovery channel type showing of bugs. And on return trip home, my pioneer wants to give me the famous alt whine. All in all fun ride.

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    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Gunnem I can fix that. Don't ask questions how. But i'll get it done

  8. Customer ask for oil change. I say "no problem" get all info ask for keys. She says "you're going to fill it up with oil right?" Me: of course why wouldnt we?" Her: Looking at me like im lying.

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    2. Bship

      Bship

      You never know, I've witnessed drain plug not put back in the pan, and lug nuts not tightened at all.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      A crackhead might have put hershey's syrup in her shit before, you never know.

  9. So me at work. Lady comes in holding child. nice lady talking to me. Child Grabs lady shirt and pulls down. Me see little bit of boobs. But maintain eye contact. Peripheral vision FTW

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    2. Tecomah
    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      awesome......

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      No rolex, we need to know if the BOOBS were worth the look. Lol

  10. *me talking to customer* Sir your car is in good shape, You just need one brake light bulb. *Customer* nah i'll do that later. *Me* You sure? We can do it now. It's only a few bucks. *him* nope. Cutomer comes back 30 minutes later. Holding his warning ticket for no stop light bulb.

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    2. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      what an idiot. being a cheap ass really saved him money

    3. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Had one guy come in earlier this year. Sounded like a bearing was getting ready to eat itself. Tracked it down to the water pump, guy declined the service. Guess who showed up on a tow tuck later that day

    4. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      Snow, did you charge him the " I told you so" price? lol

  11. Ok. I recomend this Movie to anyone. If you can make it throug the movie you are king. the move is "rubber" It's on netflix. Check it out

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    2. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      dont fucking do it.. i didnt last 7 minutes

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      saw it a few years ago, great flick

    4. Tecomah

      Tecomah

      I watched it all at work lol

  12. that moment when you wake up in a panic cause you're late for work. then realised you have the day off.

  13. I let my sister drive the Exploder. She loves the system. But she adjusted my seats and mirrors. And no, no pics of my

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    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      Picture of Explorer

      with sister across the hood

  14. You dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.

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    2. Tarball

      Tarball

      you gotta be all over the place wit that shit. Sometimes you gotta tear it up and sometimes you gotta hit it slow and deep. Sometime you just gotta eat till her leg wont stop shakin'...just saying you gotta do it all or she will fill in the gaps for you.

    3. Tarball

      Tarball

      with or without you

    4. Hotdog
  15. You know your to tired when you put on deodorant, and it still has the plastic on it, and for that few seconds you just don't care.

    1. 2loud4uboyz

      2loud4uboyz

      your not along man. Them dayz.

    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I did that with a condom once.....................once

    3. Kyblack76
  16. It's odd how your foot presses the gas pedal harder, and brake pedal softer when you really gotta do a #2.

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    2. 2loud4uboyz
    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      Not only that... The closer you get to your target the worse it gets.

    4. Souldrop

      Souldrop

      Lol, yup. Hate when that shit happens. I remember one time getting stuck on the interstate for 3 hrs with no exit....easily worst time of my life.

  17. To the person doing 40ish MPH in the passing lane on the highway this morning. Thank you for giving me the finger for driving the speed limit. I would of returned the gesture but you would not of seen me through my tints.

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    2. Hotdog
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That cop is the fucking man.

    4. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      in Pennsylvania you are only allowed to drive in the passing lane for 1 mile or 1/2 a mile.i forgot which one lol..

  18. You know what i hate. When someone in my job takes a shit, and dont flush the toilet. The part that really grinds my gears, is that it tells me someone dont wipe.

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    2. Katt

      Katt

      Then they scratch there ass, then shake your hand or pat your back. Gotta love it!

    3. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      I did that one day at work. But that's cause for some reason, it would not flush. I hit the damn lever like 10 times and not a thing would happen. So I said eff it and carried on.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Why waste your time wiping when you will be shitting again later on.

  19. http://aerocharger.com/turbo-systems/utv/rzrxp900/ I don't know much about these guys. But the kit that i have seen a person at a dyno day was the twin kit on the Pontiac. Clean install and sounded sick. I didn't get a chance to chat with the guy for more details on the turbo and stuff.
  20. I knew this was gonna happen. I was thinking these are bad ass with a turbo. You could really go all out and swap a busa motor and turbo that
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