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  1. I wish Miguels annd Broke Audio Addict would just do it already and cut all the sexual tension between them.

  2. One dash stands for feet. (') Two dashes stands for inches. (") It's 15"s, not 15's. Unless you assholes are buying 15 foot diameter subwoofers.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson
    3. Pariah

      Pariah

      Could be possessive, like "My 15's cone says Lanzar."

  3. Every "How many cubic feet?" thread I see from now on, I will answer 47. Just because.

  4. What does FOAD stand for? I know what it is from seeing speakers with FOAD leads, I just don't know what the acronym stands for.

  5. Computer was down. got pneumonia, collapsed a lung. Hospitalized on a ventilator for 1 1/2 months. I'm back bitches.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! You should've asked me for pointers then

  6. Thoughts and prayers are needed. Having a rough time. One of my favorite busty models had a breast reduction surgery. R.I.P.

  7. Where do y'all get your gold spray paint to paint your subs and hones?

  8. What the **** is an SQL? Sound Quality Level? That doesn't even make sense.

  9. STFU @Tripleb451

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    2. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      if he is, it is kind funny that he thinks he could spam his way out of such a negative deficit post count.

    3. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      i haven't seen him spamming in a while.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL, It might be the only way. A couple blunts and a fifth and he might have the patience to do it.

  10. Why do people call crescendo equipment "nendo"? Where does that extra n come from?

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    2. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      why would it surprise you people fuck up the shortened version when they can't even pronounce the full name correctly.

  11. Believe half of what I say and none of what you see me do.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Start with small pictures.

    3. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      I would say start with letters first, then work to extremely small words and so on.

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      Does a small font help?

  12. My 15 year old scored a 36 on his ACT!!!!

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    2. s5300

      s5300

      Fuck dude, that's actually really crazy. I got a 27 end of sophomore year, 31 beginning a few months into junior. Do you teach him, does he actively study at home or is it just a natural talent? I got a 36 on reading but math nuked my life.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      He had been studying hard specifically for the ACT, but he's pretty gifted. I'm so fricken elated!

    4. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      that's a hella score. I got a 20 my freshman year, 24 was my final score my senior year. fuck that test

  13. My balls itch.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I was just kidding guys, I can't feel my balls, I'm paralyzed! lol

    3. iwannabeloud

      iwannabeloud

      If you got hit in your balls would you feel it in your stomach?

    4. _paralyzed_
  14. I told my 40 y.o. gas station employee sister she was lazy. She's no longer coming to christmas. Win?

  15. Per the mod's request I am only doing politically correct and family oriented things from here on out.

  16. I'm starting a collection to buy some thermal socks and good winter boots to help Karkov with his cold feet.

  17. My door guy has had my door panels for over a year. He hasn't started on them. It would be nice to have door panels in my ride again.

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    2. will77530

      will77530

      what are you trying to get done

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      two 5 1/4"s two tweets and an 8" in each door

    4. will77530

      will77530

      what vehicle, kingsuv and i can do it im sure

  18. Bass and Boobs vid link-

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    2. SPL.Pantie.Soak

      SPL.Pantie.Soak

      .... those were huge

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      I didn't read comments first so my comment to you is....Fucker!

  19. R.I.P. David Bowie

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      I wasn't aware he had cancer. That sucks.

      RIP

    3. DTS909
    4. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Rip David bowie. Watched labyrinth with the kids last night in remembrance.

  20. You don't know fear until you are paralyzed and there's a centipede crawling around your bed. FML.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, especially in '98. It's hard for a blacktino from Chicago down there, lol

    3. _paralyzed_
    4. gally

      gally

      been in a hospityl today and some fat dude beside me farted loudly more than a few times and it smelled like cow shit..also could not breathe properly so it was like i was in a gas chamber..

  21. A friend is out of town. His wife just aske if she could drop by for a swisher. She said to find something on netflix we could watch...

  22. Am I the only one that thinks "Blunt Force Trauma" sounds like an amazing evening?

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^^^ That's more what I was thinking.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm about to go suffer from blunt force trauma now. I been suffering from bongonitis all day.

    4. Skullz
  23. Running strapped at .125 ohms bi-weekly. Kerfed aeroports. Cock boxes plugged into cock boxes. Neodynium. Buzzwords. Pioneer 80prs. Sound quality. It hairtricks.

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