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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. My last check from my former employer came without my vacation time on it, should I sue or something

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      THe teachers where I used to work is going on strike next week. I might have to get in front of a camera and tell all the dirty shit I know

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      U try talkn with ur union rep yet?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm not in that union anymore and they was pissed at me for working as a maintenance tech for 4 hours at full time janitor pay

  2. I saw Trump on the fresh Prince. He's probably why uncle Phil is dead. Fuck that bitch

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Donald shaved Vince McMahon too?!?!? This has gone too far

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hilary was kind of thick on major Payne but Ashley was that business

    4. Jessica
  3. What is functional to you? My box is roughly 7 cu .ft. and I stil have plenty of space for shit
  4. I wish I bought a 15 last year. Now I might have to go 2 18's

  5. So with this war getting ready to happen, we pretty much won't have an election right

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    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      If I was President, I'd hustle us right up out of the national debt, lol

  6. I gotta do 5 hours of anger management. I sure hope I don't Jack Nicholson, lol

  7. I know I'm getting old. I done became the friendly black guy, lol

  8. Spent ten minutes

    1. Keith77

      Keith77

      Thats a long jack off session.

    2. DLHgn

      DLHgn

      Nah, on the low side of average.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      sad day when you don't even know how to please yourself :(

  9. If you put dollar general oil in your car, you deserve what happens to you in LIFE

  10. Money comes to me pretty easy but time with my kids seem to be fucking impossible

    1. s5300

      s5300

      Hook me up with some dough and I'll be your 'life coach' ;)

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Are you afraid to go to jail, lol

  11. My life depends on whether I win this sub. Please I hope I win.

  12. Help me out here since most of my FB friends want to be scared, is there a real chance that we go to war with Russia

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      No way it would be traditional warfare,

      Neither would win a battle on the others turf, period.

      We go to Russia we get our ass kicked, they come here they get their ass kicked.

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Don't like that they our doing massive nuclear drills. Sort of concerns me. Hope Hillary doesn't come into power because who knows what will happen.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  13. I can't get a signal from my router to my living room. I'm thinking of suicide now

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    2. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Get a big insurance policy first

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Check your Ethernet cable

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's connected because I can get on my PC, the signal sucks

  14. I don't understand dumb mothafuckas who wanna cuss the police out while in my car

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    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      your homeboys are going to get you shot

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Probably, not just by the police either

  15. If only Snoop was a presidential candidate can this race get more entertaining

  16. When was the last time anyone here made a fe fe

  17. Chicken gets drunk and plays the stereo for who knows how long with the vehicle engine off, walks away from it with the key still on. Even though he just has to plug a cord into the truck and charge it he never does. He does not care, if its broke he says here is the money, sends it to Steve on a flatbed truck and fixes it. So please get your facts straight before you start a rumor mill about something you dont know. Who is Chicken, where is Chicken, and why don't I have more friends like Chicken, lol
  18. Any reputable forex traders? I have a bank account.

  19. Diaz vs Mcgregor was a hell of a fight

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yes he did, Connor was precise as fuck. I was really impressed with his striking. The first 3 rounds it was like he didn't miss shit

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Of course McGregor won. How else would they get a 3rd fight. You guys wanna discuss general Hospital now?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      McGregor beat his ass though

  20. Paralyzed hates crackers

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      _paralyzed_ gonna get a visit from me this fall when I get my setup a little farther along. Harold, why you go no car shows since 2013?

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