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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. I know I'm late but I just watched deadpool. It was pretty good

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Worth 4.95?

      lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hell naw, I only pay for movies I take my kids too, lol

    3. Kyblack76
  2. Happy halloween guys

    1. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      I got champagne and my pinky ring on. Cone through with that loud pack bruh bruh

    2. Ahmed Johnson
  3. If you believe this story about Mikey, shoot yourself in the face until the gun jams

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I walked in on it as she was talking about this dude Mikey who got popped selling dope and I don't know what else because it sounded like bullshit

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Naw, I was and am high as shit, lol

  4. hdorre, not only did I smash, her and her baby dad is on my page, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      fuck it, I'll put him and her up there, lol

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      i dont have access

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's not much to look at, lol. An ugly chick who sucked dick as a kid, that's all.

  5. I just banged my head hard and tried to smoke the pain away. I think I have aids now

  6. Hdorre needs a gofundme page to come to Chicago, lol

  7. my bad, that's what I needed. You might want to try 915k6 first. That's 91.5 inches
  8. Try a trailblazer belt. The 91.5 inch belt. I think it's the EXT not the regular TB with the smaller belt. If you go to a part store the number is like 920k6 or k6920
  9. I wanna ask my kindergarten teacher if I could start over

  10. Working early mornings fuck my whole day up

  11. Take a shit before I go to work and as soon as I get here, got to go again.

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    2. Amart88
    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      only thing worse is having to shit right after a shower

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Lol @ strangeduck

      toilet bola

  12. You're too stupid to troll me, lol. You lying fuck

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      rip. ahmeds heated.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Link to what, lol? He deleted his replies in the statuses commented on

    4. audiofanaticz
  13. You're too stupid to try and troll me, lol. You lying fuck

  14. I just bought a 10 dollar donut and it was worth it. Now my chest hurts, lol

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    2. Skullz
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol. Like a mini cake with pudding and mini chocolate chips. I was feeling rich this morning

    4. OrionStang
  15. I bet it's easier to rap a lifestyle you are living than a fantasy one

  16. R.I.P. Phife dawg

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian

      Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hate it took for this but I'm all tribe called quest for the day, probably the week

    3. tdsa23

      tdsa23

      Same here sad day

  17. _Paralyzed_ Where the fuck you at, lol

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    2. SnowDrifter
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    4. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I'd like to throw a boot on his chair. I's just use a bike U lock

  18. Man fuck this shit, y'all be easy

    1. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      Umm... just woke up but what?

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'll be as easy as my mom. :)

  19. The walking dead continues today and no one is talking about it.

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