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Status Updates posted by Ahmed Johnson
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Paralyzed hates crackers
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_paralyzed_ gonna get a visit from me this fall when I get my setup a little farther along. Harold, why you go no car shows since 2013?
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Will crack ever make a triumphant return
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Lol
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Eventually. Once heroin dies down a little. They like to take turns
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I hope so otherwise I wasted a lot of years coming up with the perfect recipe, lol
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It's best to not take your shirt off at Walmart if you got gang tats
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I got one left that I can't cover. It's either black it out or remove it. I haven't decided what to do
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did you end up on peopleofwalmart.com
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Fortunately not, lol. These dudes did want to kick my ass
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I been having to shit since 11 am central time but the only bathroom had 2 cave crickets in it.
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Everyone is talking about martial law, what y'all think
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Does anybody here smoke crack?
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LMFAO! srp365
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Hummina Hummina Hummina.
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Lmfao!!! My mom has denounced her Puerto Rican side so she won't be deported. She must be voting Trump.
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If boometro don't trust you imma shoot you
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In case you was wondering, lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1i1v52GuGM
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shoot em up then son
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Lol!!!
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Ray Donovan is back on? Fuck, I got some catching up to do
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My dentist keep playing games, I'm gonna fuck around and smash a fifth put cocaine on this tooth and pull it myself, lol
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Go to the cheap income based dentist. Theyll pull that shit for cheap and that day.
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I might have to do that. I hate that I pay insurance and gotta go through this rip off my insurance scheme my dentist is doing.
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People keep telling me there is no jobs yet, one day after putting my resume on Indeed I got hit with 3 jobs without an interview and asked to interview for another 3.
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LOL!!!
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People told me not to quit my factory job because there were no jobs around my area. I quit and started my own remodeling company. Ive been busy everyday since and made more in a few days than i would have in a week at my old job. I love bein my own boss!
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My roommate got told he could only work 15 hours a week at his job and found another higher paying job after 3 days he had an interview and got the call he had the job the following Monday.
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Happy P.R. day. I don't know what we celebrating but we celebrating, lol
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Yep, no passport needed to go there. I went a few times, to San Tropez. I got family down there so I always end up in P.R. ghettos. It's not as dangerous as Chicago but it's shitty looking
Today, 07:29 PM · Delete
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Hey broke, it's their fault. They want to be free and owned at the same time, lol
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Arguing with my my friend because my RCA's are ran on the same side as my power has lowered my life expectancy 10 years
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For you, since nobody really knows the price of crossfire, 950, lol
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I got those garden hose skar RCA's
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Obligatory snopes post
http://www.snopes.com/orlando-mass-shooting-math-doesnt-add-up/
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Everything is locked now.
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better yet, how would I know if my AC pulley or compressor is going bad
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It won't.
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Well it wont work properly, and if the pump is taking a crap chances are it wont be long until the thing seizes up solid. Both my GMs if the heat is on, the ac pump engages on and off no matter what setting
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Go unplug your ac pump and turn the heat on, the heat will work just fine.
It also only turns on for defrost and whatever it's doing it doesn't make a difference at all,
I've deleted ac on multiple cars.
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My AC was blowing cold but I heard a bad noise coming from the compressor. I took it to a shop who says I need a new compressor but I just cut the belt and there was a rib missing. Could that be the problem?
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So, I finally roasted one of my old deans on facebook. It was priceless and now he blocked me, lol
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aint nobody safe from ahmed
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Lmao!!!! Once I started, I just couldn't stop
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Somebody jacked all the equipment out the BEYMA truck?
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I don't see how a build like that isn't more careful about security. I can see the smaller ones having this shit happen.
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2-way alarms for the win. Rowdy ass fuckers kept setting it off up until 11pm. Then I was good.
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the purple one. It had a shitload of subs in the trunk doors, not too far from the swat truck
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Someone got smacked by a train up here
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Site just updated for me but damn. That's pretty messed up. You still at slam?
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Naw I left. I would've stayed longer but I went down there some people I really don't know. They was cool though. I just would've felt more comfortable with one of homeys there.
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Yeah I feel you. I'm the same. I brought one of my boys with me.
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I need to find a black jesus shirt
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LMAO!!!!!! I need one immediately though
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Haha! I googled Black Jesus and your pic came up... One easy way is to go to your local T-Shirt Mart (or whoever makes custom t-shirts in your town) and email them whatever pic you like. They can blast it onto a shirt for you in about 20 minutes.
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LMAO!!! I googled ahmed johnson once and my profile here came up. That's a good idea about the shirt too, I'm gonna try and go up to the mall later today
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That moment when you check what someone quoted you while you are around your wife and big ol titties is bouncing, lol
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Not Kimbo!?!?!?!?!
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holy shit, just had to look for myself, I hadn't heard.....damn....
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add Sean Rooks to the list