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  1. Can I put my son in the alley with the possums and raccoons to make a man out of him since I don't live near the woods

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, right off Dempster. It's a whole new world compared to 114th and Morgan.

    3. Tarball

      Tarball

      send him to a titty bar with $300 in quarters.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LMAO!!! I don't know if I told yall about this but over the summer we have college kids come help us at the shop and one of them was a virgin. I was messing with him telling him to go to a strip club and to make sure he had singles so he could make it rain. He looked me right in the face and asked me if quarters would be better since he could throw more.

  2. Trump vs. El chapo.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The problem will never go away because way too much money is made off the drugs coming across the border.

      Hell I bet they make more money than any legit business in the world.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Exactly. If trump was willing to out bribe el chapo he might be able to get some changes.

    4. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Well I was gonna comment That this guy has Gold plated guns but wrong Drug lord. But El Chapo did/does have $205,000,000 in his room

  3. 2 cops shot in NY.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Hmm I wonder why police feel the need to use lethal force.

      Just giving them more reason to stockpile military gear and more excuses to use when they use lethal force.

    3. Nick580

      Nick580

      these incidents are the provocation towards police militarization.

  4. Fuck, I forgot........ Christos Anesti

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! My mom used to make spaghetti with lamb grease. I hated it, lol

    3. aculous

      aculous

      alithos anesti. Also greek easter bread is the best.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I like the new years bread too

  5. Becoming a legal gun owner was the stupidest shit I could've done. Everything is illegal

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The fucking truth. Now I pay like 100 to 150 more in guns, lol. I can't have it in the car unless its locked up. 

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      "HOLD ON LET ME UNLOCK MY GUN RIGHT QUICK"

  6. Happy P.R. day. I don't know what we celebrating but we celebrating, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep, no passport needed to go there. I went a few times, to San Tropez. I got family down there so I always end up in P.R. ghettos. It's not as dangerous as Chicago but it's shitty looking

      Today, 07:29 PM · Delete

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hey broke, it's their fault. They want to be free and owned at the same time, lol

  7. Thank you Xfinity for lagging as I was trying to switch screens so my wife couldn't see my +18 contributions ?

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    2. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Its a block by the FCC classifying internet as title 2. So ISPs can not slow traffic (throttle speeds) to sites that do not have the best interest in the company, such as sites like netflix, hulu, and any other streaming service. Most ISPs are also offer tv service, and tv service is dying due to the amount of cheaper streaming platforms. So if net neutrality gets voted out (which will happen) because the head guy at the FCC is against it due to being paid lots of money.  So get ready for throttled internet speeds on some sites, data caps, and higher prices because the consumer will no longer be protected.

    3. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Good video to watch, but there are many..

       

       

    4. DLHgn
  8. Thank you John Elway

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    2. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Elway packs horse face

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I just heard Del Rio might bring Marc Trestman as his O.C. Lol, if he does get ready for some epic posts in the things that piss you off from OrionStang

  9. The walking dead continues today and no one is talking about it.

  10. I hope this is real....http://www.cartelblog.com/el-chapo-sends-threatening-message-to-terrorist-group-isis/

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      Así responden estos mexicanos a las amenazas de ISIS

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      The US should fund the movement of all his people to the Middle East to take care of business.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      If el chapo destroys isis they should take him off the fugitive list

  11. The bear scene in revenant is intense

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      The Bear is definitely award worthy. Dicrapio, meh.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I knew what you meant lol. ^ lol ^

    4. Skullz
  12. I need some new music

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    2. aculous

      aculous

      whatchu lookin for?

    3. Krakin

      Krakin

      I've been listening to MNM radio for over in Belgium. That changed it up for me a bit, there are the occasional songs outside my language barrier.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Even though I ride around banging gangsta shit I like pure hip hop. Imanoob, good looking on the mix tape.

  13. Shouldn't an amp that's rattled to death be considered shit quality?

     

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Ive mounted plenty of amps to boxes and never had a single one fail.

      Amp is gonna get flexed just like anything else in the car will, dont matter if you mount it to the floor or to the enclosure.

      Should be built to withstand that to some degree.

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      if the box is vibrating that much, maybe the box isnt built well enough

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      If your box isn't vibrating that much maybe your system just isn't loud enough.

  14. Please, if you have service work done in your house, clean it up a little. It's hard to be professional in a funky house.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Not really complaining but I end up looking like an asshole when I try and hold my breath and speak to a customer or when the same customer sees me struggling to keep my shirt over my nose while I replace the pilot burner. Plus, sitting in a kitchen next to a pair of spiderman underwear with fudge stains in them fucks with me. I don't mind being an asshole 16 hours out the day but not for the 8 i'm on the clock.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah, that's what Im talking about. How someone can't feel embarrassed by this kills me. I've been to houses where the people would keep piles of garbage bags in the corner and mad roaches. One mothafucka actually said, excuse my roaches and advised that I should tuck the bottoms of my pants in my shoes.

  15. the only changes I made for 2017 is I now drink tequila instead of hennessy

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, yeah I think I'm in my second childhood right now

  16. I'm about to invert my subs and throw a sealed box on the back and pass it off as a custom built 4th order

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, that will be my next project

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I think I'm gonna make a 12th order bandpass ported t-line now

  17. I might fuck around and buy a camper

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      hit him with $3200 he might tell you to meet him at $3800

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      He got the inside right. Outside looks like shit but I'm not road tripping in it

  18. If you're over 25 and still gangbanging, shoot yourself in the face until the gun jams.

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    2. Wood
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's so fucking lame, not to knock down suburban ghettos across the country but I moved from the southside to escape this shit and right on the other block was some old ass men trying to start a fight with kids and these same pussies would've never came out the house if they lived where I moved from.

    4. Wood

      Wood

      Trust me I understand.. I'm from Highland Hills (which is like South Dallas but not all the way south, hard to explain, but its different hoods out here), but Now I live in the Suburbs and it's the same thing... I just laugh at them because it's all talk no action!

  19. I might get a decal on my truck that says "SwisherSounds"

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    2. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      to many fucking brandons ... jesus.... send me a friend request yo...

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  20. Let's say I found one of those Denver boots, will I get a reward for turning it in

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL!!! Exactly. I pissed on it a little anyways, lol.

    3. Kyblack76
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I told a crackhead where to find it. I'm sure he will make good use of it.

  21. It's best to not take your shirt off at Walmart if you got gang tats

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got one left that I can't cover. It's either black it out or remove it. I haven't decided what to do

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      did you end up on peopleofwalmart.com

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Fortunately not, lol. These dudes did want to kick my ass

  22. Creed is a good movie

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The movie is long too but I wish it was longer. Mcfalcon, go see it. It falls in line with the other movies but it's its own start. You could tell there will be more

    3. mcfalcon

      mcfalcon

      I'm going to. One of the guys at work has the hookup on downloads. I'm sure we will be watching it soon.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I tried finding it but couldn't. Between the 2 tickets, large popcorn and 2 medium drinks, I spent a little over 50

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