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  1. Awhitewookie

    Ordered kamikaze's and received Cosmo's instead. Looked so gay but took em as shots anyway!

  2. Awhitewookie

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh sangria and lemon

  3. Awhitewookie

    What is everyone doing for spring break the next 3 days?

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      working my full time job I go to every day.

    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Whats this spring break you speak of?

  4. Awhitewookie

    Drove by Sonic and saw a cop standing in it. 2am with no cars on the property, not even a cop car

  5. Awhitewookie

    2 minutes after opening and its already an hour wait for inspection. One of those days

  6. Awhitewookie

    Sonic: I was able to pick up and eat my extra long coney with my hands... I am disappoint

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    2. Amart88

      Amart88

      lolol

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      using a number between 0 and 1, how many bites did it take to finish it?

    4. Dwn4BassAlan

      Dwn4BassAlan

      lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  7. Awhitewookie

    Hahaha this guy that always brown-noses just tried to hand in his mid term essay in a nice laminated folder. Our prof just looked at him and said, what is that? Go find a stapler like everyone else.

    1. deathcards

      deathcards

      lol

  8. Awhitewookie

    Professors that cancel class by leaving a note on the door instead of email...fuckers

    1. Amart88

      Amart88

      Leave them a gas bill along side.

  9. Awhitewookie

    Seems like a duck tried to follow the chicken across 11th street. Feathers. Feathers everywhere

  10. Awhitewookie

    Hahaha oh my gosh just had a guy get upset about prices because he could do it cheaper himself.... well no shit you can dumbass. You pay us to do it for you

    1. meade916

      meade916

      that's when i'm like "right on, handle that shit. Good luck". LOL

  11. Awhitewookie

    This guy just pulled some chick-fil-a nuggets out of his cargo shorts while having a conversation with the prof

    1. Amart88

      Amart88

      wtf... lol?

  12. Awhitewookie

    Someone in this auditorium is shaking their leg with a squeaky chair. Makes me want to break their face so that their jaw squeaks every time they talk

  13. Awhitewookie

    If anyone wants to join and get some studying done, I'll be in the library around 8

  14. Awhitewookie

    Sold one my of old amps last night and am now using the money to buy a suit. Growing up problems

    1. Amart88

      Amart88

      pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh excuses ;)

    2. Emmet

      Emmet

      You won't care when the suit helps get you laid.

  15. Awhitewookie

    Just received a antibiotic shot in my ass. That was an interesting first time experience

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    2. Emmet

      Emmet

      Interesting because this time he didn't get paid. I joke :P

    3. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      protein injections arent antibiotics.

  16. Awhitewookie

    Oh my god this guy just came in with stock tires at 100psi

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    2. Amart88

      Amart88

      and how did they not blow out. wtf

    3. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      we have air some low pros upto 90 to seat the beads but i wouldnt drive on that, we get customers with 65psi in the tires of their 4door and wonder why they ride like sht lol

    4. Keith77

      Keith77

      going for MPG's LOL

  17. Awhitewookie

    Well that was a long work meeting, needed to happen though. Time to relax with the employees

  18. Awhitewookie

    "as soon as you're born you start dyingso you might as well have a good time"Garrett Michael Laird your song just made glad I'm awake right now

  19. Awhitewookie

    Sean Chiccino I just got my titanfall beta code and its for XBOX...

    1. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      do you even got a xbox?

      lol

    2. Real96SS

      Real96SS

      For the Xbox one you dont need a code. Just download it from the dashboard

    3. Emmet

      Emmet

      Beta is open for everyone now.

  20. Awhitewookie

    Love how you can work 26 hours in 2 days, be sick and feel like shit, but as soon as the first beer hits your lips as you sit by a fire everything fades away

  21. Awhitewookie

    Time at work is an eternity when you're sick

  22. Awhitewookie

    "Hey its Valentine's day! Let's go to Jiffy Lube 30 min before they open!"people I swear

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Fresh lube.

      Flesh Tube..

      Flesh light..

      Everything's gonna be all right.

    3. deathcards

      deathcards

      damn it krakin i am sick and trying to laugh

    4. Amart88

      Amart88

      lol

  23. Awhitewookie

    Thanks fuel filter for deciding to bukkake my body. Didnt even wine and dine me first

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    2. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      lol bukkake

      and lol ROLEX..lol

    3. Amart88

      Amart88

      ROFL

    4. Impalalpine

      Impalalpine

      suffocated on my cornbread while reading this..

  24. Awhitewookie

    Well so far... I'm alive. That's the best that I can say god dayyyyum

    1. THEKINGsBACK

      THEKINGsBACK

      God doesn't have a last name my brother

    2. Neckbeard

      Neckbeard

      And if he did, i doubt it would be 'dayyyyum'

  25. Awhitewookie

    Note to self: While pizza smells really good, and steak seasoning smells really good... do not combine the two.

    1. Amart88

      Amart88

      lol

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