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  1. I'm glad my dad didn't raise me. He's a fucking weirdo

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    2. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      And you're not?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm a weird human though. This nigga aint called me in a few years and on FB he sends me a message of my kids saying some times you gotta leave to get your self together

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      and I'm drunk right now, lol................

  2. I still can roll up while driving a manual, lol

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    2. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Trump would be proud of you! :D

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      So far under trump I'm making moves, lol. 

  3. Rear view mirror flex videos should be banned

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That's what I'm saying, lol

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Agreed. Woofer porn only!

    4. Mr DeeBeez

      Mr DeeBeez

      What's a rear view mirror?

  4. I tried but fuck that, lol

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    2. audiofanaticz
    3. hdorre
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I was in the middle of changing this when the bell went off, lol

  5. you learn something new everyday.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      I try not too, it hurts my brain.

    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Had to Google it.

      Gay

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, I mean KEK! I just googled it too.

  6. I can't get a signal from my router to my living room. I'm thinking of suicide now

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    2. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Get a big insurance policy first

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Check your Ethernet cable

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's connected because I can get on my PC, the signal sucks

  7. Not Kimbo!?!?!?!?!

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      holy shit, just had to look for myself, I hadn't heard.....damn....

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      add Sean Rooks to the list

  8. This is the best Thanksgiving ever

  9. Well, there is nothing on T.V. so I guess I'll give Fargo a shot

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got rid of netflix because the streaming selection sux. Plus I got a few premium channels and they all have the same shit

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Fargos a good flick

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Oh yeah I know. I was talking about that new t.v. show with billy bob

  10. I think Stewie is better

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! Naw, I thought this dude name was Stewie and it's Stevie

    3. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      you need another blunt my friend

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmfao!!! In the process of taking care that now

  11. happy easter to my Greek brothers

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Woke up to a pan of pastichio from one of my neighbors.

    3. aculous

      aculous

      nice always does greek easter bread and we all do lamb

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I might makes dolmades or spanokopita. I wish my mom lived close.

  12. Well, the curse of Barry just got the lions again

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah, buddy is getting beat in the locker room

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      They said it was he longest Hail Mary in nfl history, of course it would happen to the lions.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, it was the most unbelievable video game pass I can remember seeing

  13. Diaz vs Mcgregor was a hell of a fight

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yes he did, Connor was precise as fuck. I was really impressed with his striking. The first 3 rounds it was like he didn't miss shit

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Of course McGregor won. How else would they get a 3rd fight. You guys wanna discuss general Hospital now?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      McGregor beat his ass though

  14. What's the best site to do a background check

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    2. juan777
    3. magillaru

      magillaru

      My Uncle runs a background screening company.....does nationwide checks....PM me if you want the contact info.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if I want n8 to see all my arrests. Really, I have a felony arrest but no convictions. I'm trying to see if the arrests are still on my background. Trying to get legal with a FOID card

  15. Marco hit my ho this morning

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!!! I couldn't. He's a cta driver. My ho fine, he just fucked up my mirror. Lol

    3. BoomZoom808
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! Kill sumptin over my HO

  16. I just saw a recent pic of my high school sweet heart. DAMN she is ugly as hell, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      mine was pretty in high school but now, no way, lol

  17. Man, how about those cubs, lol.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I wouldn't care. I'm a Sox fan. You see where that's going.

    3. TortoiseShore

      TortoiseShore

      I don't even watch baseball, but those damn Mets tho..

    4. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      in Terre Haute, IN where i lived for like 15 years growing up.... we didn't have a professional baseball team. it was either cubs or someone else really close

  18. My dentist keep playing games, I'm gonna fuck around and smash a fifth put cocaine on this tooth and pull it myself, lol

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    2. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Go to the cheap income based dentist. Theyll pull that shit for cheap and that day.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I might have to do that. I hate that I pay insurance and gotta go through this rip off my insurance scheme my dentist is doing.

  19. Fear the walking dead is way better now that Travis is dead.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I had gave up on it for a while. Its really good now. It seems more real than the original

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Im just getn caught up on episodes 7 and 8.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I did too. It was kind of disappointing but it hasn't got all comicy like the original. 

  20. Damn, Juice, damn.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      S.O.A. Juice. Shit aint going to good for him. Don't wanna ruin it for you if you watch the show.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      Nothing shit related is going to be the same with him again

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! That dude really likes "Puerto Ricans".

  21. Thank you Larry

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, you won me money bruh

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Larry Flint? The penthouse guy? He got me through puberty. Thanks Larry!

    4. Pasta Prime

      Pasta Prime

      Damn I did huh? Where's my cut?

      To be the Flint master would be amazing.

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