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Status Updates posted by Ahmed Johnson
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I'm glad my dad didn't raise me. He's a fucking weirdo
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And you're not?
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I'm a weird human though. This nigga aint called me in a few years and on FB he sends me a message of my kids saying some times you gotta leave to get your self together
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and I'm drunk right now, lol................
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I still can roll up while driving a manual, lol
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Trump would be proud of you!
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So far under trump I'm making moves, lol.
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Rear view mirror flex videos should be banned
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That's what I'm saying, lol
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Agreed. Woofer porn only!
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What's a rear view mirror?
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I tried but fuck that, lol
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but fuck
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try harder
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I was in the middle of changing this when the bell went off, lol
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you learn something new everyday.
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I try not too, it hurts my brain.
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Had to Google it.
Gay
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Lol, I mean KEK! I just googled it too.
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70 years ago, Betty White was a bad bitch
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She's still a bad bitch. Gum jobs feel great.
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Lmao!!!
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ewww lol
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I can't get a signal from my router to my living room. I'm thinking of suicide now
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Get a big insurance policy first
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Check your Ethernet cable
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It's connected because I can get on my PC, the signal sucks
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Not Kimbo!?!?!?!?!
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holy shit, just had to look for myself, I hadn't heard.....damn....
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add Sean Rooks to the list
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This is the best Thanksgiving ever
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He went to Jared's, lol
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Every Kiss begins with .......... A big D in your face!
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lol
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I need a conversion van or a small bus
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me either
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lol
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Well, there is nothing on T.V. so I guess I'll give Fargo a shot
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I got rid of netflix because the streaming selection sux. Plus I got a few premium channels and they all have the same shit
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Fargos a good flick
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Oh yeah I know. I was talking about that new t.v. show with billy bob
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I think Stewie is better
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Lol!!! Naw, I thought this dude name was Stewie and it's Stevie
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you need another blunt my friend
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Lmfao!!! In the process of taking care that now
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happy easter to my Greek brothers
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Woke up to a pan of pastichio from one of my neighbors.
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nice always does greek easter bread and we all do lamb
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I might makes dolmades or spanokopita. I wish my mom lived close.
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Well, the curse of Barry just got the lions again
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Yeah, buddy is getting beat in the locker room
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They said it was he longest Hail Mary in nfl history, of course it would happen to the lions.
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Lol, it was the most unbelievable video game pass I can remember seeing
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Urban Meyer is the shit
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Hell of a Team!
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I can't wait for the Urban Meyer Jim Harbaugh games
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^^
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Diaz vs Mcgregor was a hell of a fight
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Yes he did, Connor was precise as fuck. I was really impressed with his striking. The first 3 rounds it was like he didn't miss shit
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Of course McGregor won. How else would they get a 3rd fight. You guys wanna discuss general Hospital now?
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McGregor beat his ass though
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What's the best site to do a background check
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lol
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My Uncle runs a background screening company.....does nationwide checks....PM me if you want the contact info.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if I want n8 to see all my arrests. Really, I have a felony arrest but no convictions. I'm trying to see if the arrests are still on my background. Trying to get legal with a FOID card
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Marco hit my ho this morning
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Lol!!!! I couldn't. He's a cta driver. My ho fine, he just fucked up my mirror. Lol
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HO NO!
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Lol! Kill sumptin over my HO
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I just saw a recent pic of my high school sweet heart. DAMN she is ugly as hell, lol
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mine was pretty in high school but now, no way, lol
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Man, how about those cubs, lol.
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I wouldn't care. I'm a Sox fan. You see where that's going.
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I don't even watch baseball, but those damn Mets tho..
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in Terre Haute, IN where i lived for like 15 years growing up.... we didn't have a professional baseball team. it was either cubs or someone else really close
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My dentist keep playing games, I'm gonna fuck around and smash a fifth put cocaine on this tooth and pull it myself, lol
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Go to the cheap income based dentist. Theyll pull that shit for cheap and that day.
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I might have to do that. I hate that I pay insurance and gotta go through this rip off my insurance scheme my dentist is doing.
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If a war starts before the inauguration will Trump actually be president http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/12/us-troops-creep-up-on-russia-by-thousands-in-poland-deployment.html
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I save the good shit for 18+. Go take a look
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sadly i cant
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Fear the walking dead is way better now that Travis is dead.
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I had gave up on it for a while. Its really good now. It seems more real than the original
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Im just getn caught up on episodes 7 and 8.
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I did too. It was kind of disappointing but it hasn't got all comicy like the original.
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Damn, Juice, damn.
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S.O.A. Juice. Shit aint going to good for him. Don't wanna ruin it for you if you watch the show.
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Nothing shit related is going to be the same with him again
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Lol! That dude really likes "Puerto Ricans".
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Thank you Larry
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lol, you won me money bruh
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Larry Flint? The penthouse guy? He got me through puberty. Thanks Larry!
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Damn I did huh? Where's my cut?
To be the Flint master would be amazing.