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  1. Apathy - Handshakes with Snakes. one Best rap album i've heard so far.

  2. watching the MLG csgo on twitch

    1. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      havent even watched that at all, just sold off all my skins for $$$$ LOL

    2. Benobatman

      Benobatman

      watched most of the matches finals tonight!

  3. Friend offer me some starburst. I open pack. took the pink ones. gave the rest back to him.

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      ^ along with red

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      one of my coworker bought some gummy candy.. they taste like shit,fart, vomit, and lots nasty shit.. it was a trick box you had to get lucky to get the right candy

  4. Just picked up 91 Jetta. The rear deck that normally has 2 4" speakers, has 4 6 x 9 wired into 2 6.5" in the rear door, wired to the headunit. I wonder what the previous owner thought it sounded like.

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    2. Keith77

      Keith77

      Did you buy that from Bola???

    3. ALPINE408

      ALPINE408

      a lot of people are happy if it just makes noise and that I bet it did great

  5. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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  7. What the shit. Dave Mirra killed himself. Sad day for the BMX crowd

  8. I still think "Blazing Saddles" Is the best movie in the world

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    2. Skullz

      Skullz

      Mel Brooks movies, FTMFW!!!!!

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      One of the best movies ever built

    4. bluethunder

      bluethunder

      Such a classic. I think i have seen it 100 times.

  9. Someone come enjoy these starbucks polar bear cookies with me. I like them cause blood is coming out of their throats.

    1. ProMaxx316
    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      damn it Raul... did you find these in my backpack too?

    3. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      nope. Your back pack is now being used as a spacer to keep a table from being to wobbling to much.

  10. I'm Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

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    2. Wicks

      Wicks

      If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      Ice ice baby, vanilla ice ice baby

  11. I have found the goal that i want to reach. For having a loud truck, or fast car. I want a Monkey that rides a sheep dog that can get me a beer. That's it

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I want a woman without a gag reflex who's father just passed leaving her millions, lol!

  12. I think someone should do a SMD Freestyle Cypher.

  13. One cap to electric fly swatter? Maybe could be fun.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      We better get some vids of that.

    3. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Leo is gonna try it first with the 36 caps.

    4. Leo1103

      Leo1103

      buy em from me lol

  14. Crusing pretty good on highway doing about 75 in a 55. See state trooper ahead with the radar out. Im sure he caught my truck. Started to slow up after i pass him and he didn't come out to get me.

    1. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      so, so far so good today.

    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      He was fishing for the guy doing 85+

      Not a small fish like you, lol

  15. Battle Bots!!!!!!!

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm watching!!!

    3. deathcards

      deathcards

      i missed it fml

    4. deathcards

      deathcards

      found a few matches dang some of those guys got dragged around the arena

  16. damn you. i need a little bit more power. did some runs on the termlab. stuck at a 149.5. i should of turned up the bass level up a pinch on the head unit.

    1. Leo1103

      Leo1103

      all knobs to the right

  17. I put something forsale (not on here). I put a price for thing im selling several times. The first PM i get is "yo how much for the speakers"

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      I got a broken Xbox 360 with no controllers and 2 scratched to hell games.

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      i got a mostly used tube of toothpaste, 5 packets of ketchup and some vacuum lint.

  18. I hate when i go to give a customer a hand shake, and they give me the dead soft hands hand shake.

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    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      Gunnem as long as you don't start edging towards me. Then someone is gonna have a surprise.

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      It's also a psychological thing too.

      People judge you off your handshake and a weak handshake is a sign of a weak(not necessarily meaning physically) person.

      Unless you have some sort of medical reason give a firm handshake.

      My 5 year daughter gives a better hand shake than some grown ass men.

      I've taught her the importance of a firm handshake though.

  19. Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

  20. Went to install LC-1, Everything going good. I struggle a little. Friend is starting to laugh. He then points out easier way for me to hook up. Well shit #1. My mistake i was over thinking it. Then well shit #2 came from when i couldn't find any of the screws i took out to remove my trim. I find some new screws put them in. Then no bull shit 1 minute after i said "i bet im gonna find them now" Boom found them under my seat.

    1. hdorre

      hdorre

      damn it raul

    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      I was tired. And I wasn't drinking a coffee at 10:00PM

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      dont double hit the bong Raul when starting install...

  21. So im eating some Oyster crackers with my coffee. I offer customer if she would like some oyster crackers. Customer replies "sorry i don't like sea food"

  22. White Castle at 1:30AM is not a good idea.

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    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      It sounds like a death metal concert in my stomach.

    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Better then bean burritos!

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Go boo boo. It'll make you feel better.

  23. Chillin in the chat. "Leo1103: im living off of dunkin donuts gift cards. if i ration them i can get coffee till mid march lol

    1. Krakin

      Krakin

      What happens in chat, stays in chat.

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