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  1. You don't know fear until you are paralyzed and there's a centipede crawling around your bed. FML.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol, especially in '98. It's hard for a blacktino from Chicago down there, lol

    3. _paralyzed_
    4. gally

      gally

      been in a hospityl today and some fat dude beside me farted loudly more than a few times and it smelled like cow shit..also could not breathe properly so it was like i was in a gas chamber..

  2. Hoo Bangin' on the Transformers?

    1. Leo1103
    2. audiofanaticz
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I was so gangster growing up in rural minnesota. Drive bys on tractors and shit.

  3. **** comcast up the goat ***

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      lol, that's a line from Ice Cube's "When Will They Shoot".

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Naw, it's from "no vaseline" first. One of the hardest disses ever.

  4. Vid's like ninja's car flexing are what make me love car audio so much. Thanks dangaranga. Mad props ninja.

    1. diegoclass2010

      diegoclass2010

      x2 on this.. his car was the one that inspired and motivated me to build my car. i dint belive it was possible to have hairtricks from the trunk.

    2. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      thanks man. I do it for you guys. i destroyed my entire roof just for everyone that was there that wanted to experience the fusion. Hopefully it delivered. How back to fix everythign that is broken lol

    3. rocking.that.eclipse

      rocking.that.eclipse

      This build is awesome. I saw a few things and talked a little with ninja and I can't wait for it to be "done"

  5. I bet if I put lithium batteries in my wheelchair I could jump the Grand Canyon.

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    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      you wont do it. Man up. be a legend

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      This is immediately what I thought of when I saw this post.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vte1epVpE

    4. _paralyzed_
  6. Got my son with me these last few days so I haven't been on much. I love that boy.

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      How old is he? How many kids do you have again?

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      He has Ahmed!

      He;s 18, also got a 14 year old.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  7. Slow internet makes me rage.

    1. Katt

      Katt

      i get 22mbps, and still can't watch 780P + videos without lag still.

  8. Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Why can't we all just get along?

  9. Well **** me up the goat ***!

  10. ISO: Sugar Daddy In return I offer: Really blue eyes, handicapped parking privileges and no gag reflex. PM for details.

  11. Man, a guy on Facebook is selling TWO Velodyne ULD-18 servo driven 18" subs for only $250. The classic velodyne monsters from the mid 90's. Why do I have to live in an apartment? BOOO!

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      I'd buy them anyways because I do believe he isn't aware of what he has.

      Weren't those like $5k new?

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^^ Yep. I just didn't have the time to go get them.

    4. Karkov

      Karkov

      go get them.

  12. Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony. I grew up hard in a small town in rural MN. Listening to Bone and doing drive by cow tippings on a tractor.

  13. On a MN Facebook audio page one guy is arguing with three of us. We are trying to break it to him that his Sound Storm SSL 5000 isn't really making 5000 watts. On stock electric. He says we're haters. SMH

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    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      the amp say 5000 watts so it must do 5000 watts.. now to find a 700w amp for my boss tweeters

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      It must be boss equipment. It says boss right on it!

  14. My bad guys. I will add a J/K when I'm just kidding.

  15. I wish Miguels annd Broke Audio Addict would just do it already and cut all the sexual tension between them.

  16. What does FOAD stand for? I know what it is from seeing speakers with FOAD leads, I just don't know what the acronym stands for.

  17. I'm starting a collection to buy some thermal socks and good winter boots to help Karkov with his cold feet.

  18. One dash stands for feet. (') Two dashes stands for inches. (") It's 15"s, not 15's. Unless you assholes are buying 15 foot diameter subwoofers.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson
    3. Pariah

      Pariah

      Could be possessive, like "My 15's cone says Lanzar."

  19. Where do y'all get your gold spray paint to paint your subs and hones?

  20. My door guy has had my door panels for over a year. He hasn't started on them. It would be nice to have door panels in my ride again.

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    2. will77530

      will77530

      what are you trying to get done

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      two 5 1/4"s two tweets and an 8" in each door

    4. will77530

      will77530

      what vehicle, kingsuv and i can do it im sure

  21. Per the mod's request I am only doing politically correct and family oriented things from here on out.

  22. Eating a ham sammich.

  23. My van is gone for 6 weeks to get the hand controls fixed. I'm stuck like Chuck.

    1. gally

      gally

      chuck norris ait never stuck

  24. I'm back! (again) My computer died, I replaced it, it wasn't good enough so I sent it back. Now I have one that's gooder enough.

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