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  1. _paralyzed_

    speeling airrors

    1. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      Seemz lajit

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      wut ubowt thim

  2. _paralyzed_

    If you shove a spud up your butt, is it a prostato?

    1. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Of all the things you could contemplate, it had to be of the implications of inserting quantities of solanum tuberosum into one's rectum.

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Naturally...

  3. _paralyzed_

    dingleberries

    1. Krakin

      Krakin

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  4. _paralyzed_

    If you jizz 2 tablespoons a day every day for 23 years, that's about 85 gallons of splooge. It's good to be back everybody!!

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      actually around 65 gallons given you would have 16,790 tablespoons everyday per the 23 year span.. but then again wtf do i know

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Eww, and Lmao

  5. _paralyzed_

    So much to catch up on...

  6. _paralyzed_

    Computer was down. got pneumonia, collapsed a lung. Hospitalized on a ventilator for 1 1/2 months. I'm back bitches.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! You should've asked me for pointers then

  7. _paralyzed_

    My computer is still at the shop. This old pile I'm on just can't handle SMD. I miss yous guys. :(

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That weirdo porn does it every time

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      So much weirdo porn...

    4. Karkov

      Karkov

      Get yur ass back man

  8. _paralyzed_

    Quote from facebook page "I been doing underground car audio for years". lol My response: https://www.facebook.com/groups/IJustWannaBANG/457818314416867/?notif_t=like

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    2. boom50cal

      boom50cal

      i just wanna bang is full of the most fucking retarded wasted cum bubbles in the world. buncha GP and slab fuckwads that are in the same category of usefullness to society as BOLA

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I like the Chicago groups. Some cool mofo's on there.

    4. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      I laugh daily at the groups on Facebook

  9. _paralyzed_

    I know everyone is scared and worried. Computer troubles. I'll be back to my regularly scheduled schenanigans soon.

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      ok =)

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Bout dam time

    4. hoit

      hoit

      :-)

  10. _paralyzed_

    Kanye is a gay fish.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Yes sir!

    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      My home town's claim to fame is a two story outhouse. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2528

  11. _paralyzed_

    I know he's a disgusting pedophile, but damn "Smooth Criminal" has a good beat.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Lots of his songs sound amazing. I applaud the producers, not him.

    2. aculous

      aculous

      ^^yup.

    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      His music is very well produced plus he always wanted the best sounding also. SQL

  12. _paralyzed_

    I hope everyone has a gnarly VD.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I almost pulled an ol dirty bastard too, lol

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I can't feel when t burns when I pee. lol

  13. _paralyzed_

    Broke just joined the 10,000 post club!

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      paralyzed needs a life..

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I would like a different one. C'est La Vie.

    4. Amart88

      Amart88

      LOL

  14. _paralyzed_

    Anyone have KLH home speakers back in the day? I thought I was bumpin so hard.

    1. Jessica

      Jessica

      my little bro had some klh sattelite speakers. they were pretty loud for the size

    2. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      No comment on KLH!

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      I still have my klh 4 way floor speakers with 15s. Still going good for the money

  15. _paralyzed_

    Am I the only one that thinks "Blunt Force Trauma" sounds like an amazing evening?

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^^^ That's more what I was thinking.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm about to go suffer from blunt force trauma now. I been suffering from bongonitis all day.

    4. Skullz

      Skullz

      Mosh Pit

  16. _paralyzed_

    A friend is out of town. His wife just aske if she could drop by for a swisher. She said to find something on netflix we could watch...

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      Gunnem is still down for Netflix and chill

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      pics.

  17. _paralyzed_

    I like going in the out door. #giggity

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      lol

    2. Jessica

      Jessica

      all i saw was you like to pee out side.

  18. _paralyzed_

    R.I.P. David Bowie

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      I wasn't aware he had cancer. That sucks.

      RIP

    3. DTS909

      DTS909

      Not again

    4. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Rip David bowie. Watched labyrinth with the kids last night in remembrance.

  19. _paralyzed_

    Thoughts and prayers are needed. Having a rough time. One of my favorite busty models had a breast reduction surgery. R.I.P.

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  20. _paralyzed_

    When I'm having a bad day I can always come here and get a laugh. Nobody change. Well, that one dude should get off ebt...

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      ......so I can get on Emily's big titty

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      lol

    3. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      Get u sum groceries with Emily's big titties

  21. _paralyzed_

    Every "How many cubic feet?" thread I see from now on, I will answer 47. Just because.

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  22. _paralyzed_

    Why do people call crescendo equipment "nendo"? Where does that extra n come from?

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    2. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      why would it surprise you people fuck up the shortened version when they can't even pronounce the full name correctly.

  23. _paralyzed_

    I am Dirk Diggler.

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm trying to be this dude.........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpH-BxiMWtM

    2. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      lol

  24. _paralyzed_

    Slobbin' the diddly!

    1. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      That's about $20 out this way

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Actually it's "Slobbin the knudidlyob"

  25. _paralyzed_

    I've got a DD-1 coming! Karkov is the man!!

    1. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      He's an awesome guy for sure.

      You ever get your stuff installed?

    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      thanks!

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