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  1. Did the Hardy Boys solve the case of the stolen M4, or what's going on with that?

    1. dangaranga

      dangaranga

      It was decided to not pursue it. That's all i'll say. whats done is done

    2. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      was this the craigslist caper?

  2. dingleberries

    1. Krakin

      Krakin

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  3. Don't try to trick your amp. It is smarter than you are.

  4. Eating a ham sammich.

  5. Every "How many cubic feet?" thread I see from now on, I will answer 47. Just because.

  6. Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Why can't we all just get along?

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Something had to change but hopefully the proper people are the ones to get cut because it seems like the one in the wrong gets a slide a lot around here.

      That being said is there a bet yet for who the first to go will be?

    3. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      some people seem to think they are of a protected class and can run around like a dickchin

    4. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      No one is getting special treatment, no matter ho much you say that, when I ban 1 for something I ban the others involved. N8 can even verify that.

  7. Fucking picture quoters. I hate scrolling through the same picture over and over again. Why isn't this a warning point or bannable offense?

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      it annoys me too but i don't say anything.. people should be able to do what they want even if it annoy someone.

    3. Phaeton

      Phaeton

      does it really take that much time out of your life to scroll past a picture three times?

  8. Gonna start a gofundme. The "Harold Needs a Hooker" fund.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Okay, starting a Get The Cripple to Michigan fund. lol

    3. bmwking

      bmwking

      these sloots in michigan... where might they be?

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict
  9. Got my son with me these last few days so I haven't been on much. I love that boy.

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      How old is he? How many kids do you have again?

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      He has Ahmed!

      He;s 18, also got a 14 year old.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  10. Hoo Bangin' on the Transformers?

    1. Leo1103
    2. audiofanaticz
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I was so gangster growing up in rural minnesota. Drive bys on tractors and shit.

  11. I am Dirk Diggler.

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm trying to be this dude.........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpH-BxiMWtM

    2. tyma1026
  12. I bet if I put lithium batteries in my wheelchair I could jump the Grand Canyon.

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    2. ProMaxx316

      ProMaxx316

      you wont do it. Man up. be a legend

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      This is immediately what I thought of when I saw this post.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vte1epVpE

    4. _paralyzed_
  13. I don't know what it says about me, but I really want to see Caitlyn Jenner's vagenis.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm convinced it was all a publicity stunt. One thing is for sure, they all got paid well.

    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      It is a stunt. Said it from the start.

  14. I gave someone on fb a link to the subwoofer section, and Triticum's avatar shows up. Good stuff!

    1. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Cause he's a beast of a box designer

  15. I hope everyone has a gnarly VD.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I almost pulled an ol dirty bastard too, lol

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I can't feel when t burns when I pee. lol

  16. I just spent way too long clicking the text window to make the cursor appear. (you have to hit "edit" first.

  17. I know everyone is scared and worried. Computer troubles. I'll be back to my regularly scheduled schenanigans soon.

  18. I know he's a disgusting pedophile, but damn "Smooth Criminal" has a good beat.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Lots of his songs sound amazing. I applaud the producers, not him.

    2. aculous
    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      His music is very well produced plus he always wanted the best sounding also. SQL

  19. I like going in the out door. #giggity

    1. _paralyzed_
    2. Jessica

      Jessica

      all i saw was you like to pee out side.

  20. I told my 40 y.o. gas station employee sister she was lazy. She's no longer coming to christmas. Win?

  21. I wish Miguels annd Broke Audio Addict would just do it already and cut all the sexual tension between them.

  22. I'm back! (again) My computer died, I replaced it, it wasn't good enough so I sent it back. Now I have one that's gooder enough.

  23. I'm starting a collection to buy some thermal socks and good winter boots to help Karkov with his cold feet.

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