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I've got a DD-1 coming! Karkov is the man!!
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If I win this sub my plug will trade me some fire for it.
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rotation? i was the tri-state pivot man champion for 3 years!
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Wrong circle you were the pivot in man
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lol
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If you jizz 2 tablespoons a day every day for 23 years, that's about 85 gallons of splooge. It's good to be back everybody!!
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If you shove a spud up your butt, is it a prostato?
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In light of the Ferguson fiasco I think america needs to implement WWAGD for all police officers. What Would Andy Griffith Do?
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lol
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it will be a cold day in hell before i let some fucking officers tell me when i have to go home when i am peacefully protesting and then start shooting rubber bullets and gas at me. Im shooting back and i can assure you it will not be rubber bullets. it will be something that they wont be able to wake up from. MOtherfuckers will just have to kill me..
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ISO: Sugar Daddy In return I offer: Really blue eyes, handicapped parking privileges and no gag reflex. PM for details.
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Pics or reflex never happens!!
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Got any pics on craigslist?
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maybe...
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It's a new episode of "Squidbillies" tonight.
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Kanye is a gay fish.
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Yes sir!
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Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse
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My home town's claim to fame is a two story outhouse. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2528
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Karkov- I'm willing to go to counseling to work on our communication skills...
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=)
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lol
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at least you guys took it to pm. it would be awkward to see it on the status bar.
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Man, a guy on Facebook is selling TWO Velodyne ULD-18 servo driven 18" subs for only $250. The classic velodyne monsters from the mid 90's. Why do I have to live in an apartment? BOOO!
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I'd buy them anyways because I do believe he isn't aware of what he has.
Weren't those like $5k new?
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^^ Yep. I just didn't have the time to go get them.
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go get them.
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My 15 year old scored a 36 on his ACT!!!!
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Fuck dude, that's actually really crazy. I got a 27 end of sophomore year, 31 beginning a few months into junior. Do you teach him, does he actively study at home or is it just a natural talent? I got a 36 on reading but math nuked my life.
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He had been studying hard specifically for the ACT, but he's pretty gifted. I'm so fricken elated!
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that's a hella score. I got a 20 my freshman year, 24 was my final score my senior year. fuck that test
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My bad guys. I will add a J/K when I'm just kidding.
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My balls itch.
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too much?
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No! Hilarious because I was thinking the same shit.
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Scratch them ...
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My balls itch.
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I was just kidding guys, I can't feel my balls, I'm paralyzed! lol
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If you got hit in your balls would you feel it in your stomach?
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Ha! no...
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My BOSS amp does negative 7 ohms daily on two kicker 15"s. If I turn the volume past 13 I blow out all the windows on my car and any surrounding cars or buildings.
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BOSS FTW!!!
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My uncles car can make earthquakes with his
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So your amp has inductance built in, cool.
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My computer is still at the shop. This old pile I'm on just can't handle SMD. I miss yous guys.
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That weirdo porn does it every time
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So much weirdo porn...
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Get yur ass back man
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My door guy has had my door panels for over a year. He hasn't started on them. It would be nice to have door panels in my ride again.
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what are you trying to get done
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two 5 1/4"s two tweets and an 8" in each door
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what vehicle, kingsuv and i can do it im sure
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My oldest turns 20 today. I swear I was 20 just last week. What happened?
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My van is gone for 6 weeks to get the hand controls fixed. I'm stuck like Chuck.
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chuck norris ait never stuck
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Nothing turns a free flowing slot port into a sealed box quicker than marriage.
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^ lol.
I've lost me mojo!
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On a MN Facebook audio page one guy is arguing with three of us. We are trying to break it to him that his Sound Storm SSL 5000 isn't really making 5000 watts. On stock electric. He says we're haters. SMH
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lol
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the amp say 5000 watts so it must do 5000 watts.. now to find a 700w amp for my boss tweeters
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It must be boss equipment. It says boss right on it!
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One dash stands for feet. (') Two dashes stands for inches. (") It's 15"s, not 15's. Unless you assholes are buying 15 foot diameter subwoofers.
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Lol
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Could be possessive, like "My 15's cone says Lanzar."
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Ordering a subwoofer is like asking one of 5 girls to the dance. Get the most expensive one you can afford, and stop wondering if the cheapest would put out as well.
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what you buy?
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^^ Nothing. I just saw that on a home theatre forum and thought it was funny.
