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  1. I should go into televangelism

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      im starting to think that going to church is a bad idea

    3. mcfalcon
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL! This would be my church

  2. Kill yourself if you call Chicago chiraq.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Its definitely some certain spots but almost all of Chicago was fucked up in the 90s. The north side of Chicago is nice as shit and it used to be terrible. I get more nervous in the south suburbs.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I still go to Englewood every weekend to take my godson to see his mom and I go out to the 100s alot. Its bad but not like when the gang chiefs were around.

  3. If I put my system in my insurance, how would I prove I had it without a receipt?

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      just so you know.. my brother got a $2500 kenwood deck installed at his house for a $500 deck that was stolen. it pays to have good insurance.. he had not receipt and if he did they would have gave him $500 but they gave him what was the insurance worth..

    3. FourRings

      FourRings

      its doable,take pics of everything installed and serial numbers and then find and print out 3 adds to show aprox retail cost of each amp,sub etc etc.Some companies may want more others less but either way it can be done without receipts but it takes work and lastly either your agent or a company rep will want to inspect the car too.If you have any problems you might have to find a new agent or company.

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      they will send an agent to see the damages. my brother got more than what the gear was worth because he was paying extra fees on top of the regular insurance fees. they just came over to make sure there was a theft

  4. I hope you bastards are happy. All your hate for Carl is why this is happening. CORALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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    2. Mr DeeBeez

      Mr DeeBeez

      Either way, I wouldn't mind if Carl dies. The show needs more "Oh fuck" moments, rather than always ending up alright. 

      One hell of a cliff hanger tho none the less

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I fucking hope Negan wins. Highly unlikely but fuck Rick and his story arc. I believe Daryl's bootyhole was played with by one of the saviors, lol

    4. AlpineNut

      AlpineNut

      Ahmed i also hope Negan wins, im always tired of the good guys winning, the bad guy needs to win for a change!

  5. Does gang affiliations show when an employer does a background check?

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    2. Deeznutz

      Deeznutz

      During the interview, you didn't inadvertently use your hands when you talked and threw out an gang sign did you?

    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      If you ain't blood, you ain't cuz

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I haven't when on an interview, lol. I go up there acting like Carlton when I do.

  6. Why don't people want boxes above the window line in the trunk of an suv?

  7. If there is a terrorist attack around me and I have an illegal gun, am I supposed to leave it alone?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      it's mostly for people I know. I know a lot of felons that have guns on them that aren't going to start no shit with people but are afraid to do something if they see something

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      now if it was me, I'm just going to ask for a jury trial, lol

  8. _Paralyzed_ Where the fuck you at, lol

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    2. SnowDrifter
    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      I'd like to throw a boot on his chair. I's just use a bike U lock

  9. What kind of ring terminals are you guys using to get a ground on an alternator bolt

  10. your life must be really fucked up if you don't like my posts but won't block me

     

  11. So far, Daredevil on Netflix is pretty good.

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      i seen.. its alright but they story line should have been better.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ok, I got you. I think it's pretty good. I really only care about the fighting and violence anyway.

    4. moredbs

      moredbs

      it gets deeper with episode 7,and up

  12. Take a shit before I go to work and as soon as I get here, got to go again.

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    2. Amart88
    3. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      only thing worse is having to shit right after a shower

    4. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Lol @ strangeduck

      toilet bola

  13. I wish I bought a 15 last year. Now I might have to go 2 18's

  14. My kid went on a field trip for school at the museum and they took a dna sample. That wasn't on the slip

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      sue the district.. they probably trying to find people like that.. lets say they got dna from a murder scene. now they have kids dna that could lead them to the parent.. what they did is illegal

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That's what I was thinking too. At least I never raped anyone but still, shit aint right

    4. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Wtf that is b.s. I would be pissed as hell man

  15. My Tahoe brothers, did you have to unbolt one side of the drivers seat to run 0 gauge

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    2. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      as far to the back as possible . i have done it under the seat just behind the seat and they are both a pain in the ass

    3. reedal

      reedal

      I ran mine at the edge of the carpet underneath the trim there.. http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag321/reedal931/2003 Chevrolet Tahoe/D295E075-E805-4329-A187-1D155C65272D_zpsa7r7bgtk.jpg That piece but on the drivers side. It just unclips and pulls out.

  16. I saw a Tahoe full of audio decals and no music. Might as well put chrome strips all over it too.

  17. Hdorre needs a gofundme page to come to Chicago, lol

  18. Dash cams, what a wonderful gadget

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Did you buy that 16 dolla holla off ebay?

    3. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      yeah, was 20$. Ken linked me to it on there and apparently it works for him pretty good. Mine quit working after 2 months, and had subpar video quality.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmao!! That's the one I got. I didn't expect much for the price as far as VQ, the problems I have is that it only stays on five minutes of battery power and sometimes the screen gets fuzzy.

  19. If I beat up my boss on an off day, can I be fired

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Leave no evidence, if you catch my drift.

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      Depends on what type of beating off you are doing to him.. Reach around or straight forward? That's not the way to get promoted

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  20. Just realized it's my dad's birthday. Fuck him.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Just think of a mix between Bill Cosby and Wesley Snipes with a spanish accent.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Did you blow out his candle?

  21. I've been seeing alot of people on other forums hating on CT sounds

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I just got my alt from singer and I was in the air about what amp I want to get. CT is one of the 3 finalists on my list, the other 2 doesn't matter right now since I'm not trying to get a vs. thing going on.

    3. hispls

      hispls

      LOL @ buying cookie cutter Chinese equipment from a company where there's even the hint of foul play. You can buy the same shit with half a dozen different brand names on it from companies who nobody is accusing of thievery.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Is that the issue, thievery?

  22. So, I finally roasted one of my old deans on facebook. It was priceless and now he blocked me, lol

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      aint nobody safe from ahmed

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmao!!!! Once I started, I just couldn't stop

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