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I don't know what it says about me, but I really want to see Caitlyn Jenner's vagenis.
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I'm convinced it was all a publicity stunt. One thing is for sure, they all got paid well.
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It is a stunt. Said it from the start.
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On a MN Facebook audio page one guy is arguing with three of us. We are trying to break it to him that his Sound Storm SSL 5000 isn't really making 5000 watts. On stock electric. He says we're haters. SMH
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lol
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the amp say 5000 watts so it must do 5000 watts.. now to find a 700w amp for my boss tweeters
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It must be boss equipment. It says boss right on it!
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My BOSS amp does negative 7 ohms daily on two kicker 15"s. If I turn the volume past 13 I blow out all the windows on my car and any surrounding cars or buildings.
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BOSS FTW!!!
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My uncles car can make earthquakes with his
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So your amp has inductance built in, cool.
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Hi guys.
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Happy Birfday
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Oh shit, i didnt even see that.
Roll on through man, ill cook you a ribeye steakum, imma even break out the good paper cups and plates for you, ill even put on my good wife beater(the one thats only got two stains).
I got this good celery too, you like yours with peanut butter and raisins on em or nah?
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did you think I posted that pic of mimi from the Drew carey show for my own pleasure? Lol, a little of both
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Got my son with me these last few days so I haven't been on much. I love that boy.
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How old is he? How many kids do you have again?
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He has Ahmed!
He;s 18, also got a 14 year old.
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Nice
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Quote from facebook page "I been doing underground car audio for years". lol My response: https://www.facebook.com/groups/IJustWannaBANG/457818314416867/?notif_t=like
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i just wanna bang is full of the most fucking retarded wasted cum bubbles in the world. buncha GP and slab fuckwads that are in the same category of usefullness to society as BOLA
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I like the Chicago groups. Some cool mofo's on there.
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I laugh daily at the groups on Facebook
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I hope everyone has a gnarly VD.
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I almost pulled an ol dirty bastard too, lol
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I can't feel when t burns when I pee. lol
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I bet if I put lithium batteries in my wheelchair I could jump the Grand Canyon.
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you wont do it. Man up. be a legend
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This is immediately what I thought of when I saw this post.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vte1epVpE
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D'oh!
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My computer is still at the shop. This old pile I'm on just can't handle SMD. I miss yous guys.
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That weirdo porn does it every time
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So much weirdo porn...
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Get yur ass back man
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I'm kicking ass at rehab! (physical not chemical, get your minds out the gutter! lol)
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Sniffing the ones I can't grab! Physical therapy chicks are hot. All toned and shit.
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you kick that ass good sir
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Keep it up. I know that stuff can be hard. My girlfriend has been going to rehab for about a year now. She shattered her ankle February 2016. 2 plates and 12 screws later and we're still working on it.
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My bad guys. I will add a J/K when I'm just kidding.
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The shit doesn't go un-noticed. Gunnem is probably the most consistant, and nothing is ever said. The gamer circle must be protected by somehow. LULZ
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Dont know what you guys are talking about, but nothing was reported today involving gunnem or paralyzed. actually nothing was reported at all.. So if you dont want to report anything you have no room to cry about it at all.
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Fucking picture quoters. I hate scrolling through the same picture over and over again. Why isn't this a warning point or bannable offense?
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it annoys me too but i don't say anything.. people should be able to do what they want even if it annoy someone.
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does it really take that much time out of your life to scroll past a picture three times?
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My balls itch.
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too much?
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No! Hilarious because I was thinking the same shit.
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Scratch them ...
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The blister on my chest from the doobie I dropped just popped!
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I told you, come to Chicago and I got you, lol
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Ouch bong it
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Haha thanks Ahmed!
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Broke just joined the 10,000 post club!
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paralyzed needs a life..
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I would like a different one. C'est La Vie.
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LOL
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Man, a guy on Facebook is selling TWO Velodyne ULD-18 servo driven 18" subs for only $250. The classic velodyne monsters from the mid 90's. Why do I have to live in an apartment? BOOO!
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I'd buy them anyways because I do believe he isn't aware of what he has.
Weren't those like $5k new?
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^^ Yep. I just didn't have the time to go get them.
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go get them.
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ISO: Sugar Daddy In return I offer: Really blue eyes, handicapped parking privileges and no gag reflex. PM for details.
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Pics or reflex never happens!!
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Got any pics on craigslist?
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maybe...
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Ordering a subwoofer is like asking one of 5 girls to the dance. Get the most expensive one you can afford, and stop wondering if the cheapest would put out as well.
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what you buy?
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^^ Nothing. I just saw that on a home theatre forum and thought it was funny.
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**** comcast up the goat ***
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Sounds Kinky.
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lol, that's a line from Ice Cube's "When Will They Shoot".
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Naw, it's from "no vaseline" first. One of the hardest disses ever.
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I'm back! (again) My computer died, I replaced it, it wasn't good enough so I sent it back. Now I have one that's gooder enough.
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Gooder is better!
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haha @ AJ
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If I win this sub my plug will trade me some fire for it.
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rotation? i was the tri-state pivot man champion for 3 years!
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Wrong circle you were the pivot in man
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lol
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Remember going to clubs and picking up strange? That was awesome.
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37 rejections followed by one taker make for a happy fellow.
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Life is like picking up strange. You never know what your going to get.
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Karkov- I'm willing to go to counseling to work on our communication skills...
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=)
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lol
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at least you guys took it to pm. it would be awkward to see it on the status bar.
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Successfully weened off my anti-depressant. Buckle your seat belts, this may be a bumpy ride.
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Knowing it's going to be hard helps. Best of luck man! Don't be surprised if you notice the effects a few months down the road. ..it's usually subtle
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Good News Good Luck!!
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Thats awsome to hear man. Keep up the good work!
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Gonna start a gofundme. The "Harold Needs a Hooker" fund.
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Okay, starting a Get The Cripple to Michigan fund. lol
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these sloots in michigan... where might they be?
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They are everywhere.
