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  1. I have a terrible feeling Jay Cutler will be traded to a team like the Rams and win a super bowl

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    2. thefourth

      thefourth

      Send Cutler to Oakland Lol

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      send him to green bay and watch him do better

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah I agree with Miguel's. If Cutler was in a real organization he might be good. The bears are a joke right now

  2. When was the last time anyone here made a fe fe

  3. If only Snoop was a presidential candidate can this race get more entertaining

  4. Why is it the dudes with the ugly girlfriends so overprotective

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Because someone with food in the fridge and a bus pass has more to offer her than him.

    3. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      3-4 different crease lines lmao.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, I know you seen people with their pants like that

  5. They're shooting like a mfer here

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    2. Rich Schenk
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      They're always shooting in Chicago, I live in the first burb on the north side of Chicago and its spilling here.

  6. I need the dummy's version of 6 speed shiftable automatic. Is there a clutch

  7. Somebody jacked all the equipment out the BEYMA truck?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't see how a build like that isn't more careful about security. I can see the smaller ones having this shit happen.

    3. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      2-way alarms for the win. Rowdy ass fuckers kept setting it off up until 11pm. Then I was good.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      the purple one. It had a shitload of subs in the trunk doors, not too far from the swat truck

  8. I hope the rest of the games play out like this.

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      the only reason i wanted the boys to lose was because of some fans.. they seem to talk smack when they win but they never show the face when they lose. Raiders fans are way different. you will see them wearing Raider gear win or lose. just like many other fans. cowboys fans just think they are the shit

    3. rockFord_Expedition

      rockFord_Expedition

      I don't think I'm the shit. And im not crying about the call. You win some you lose some. That game was poorly and inconsistantly officiated but so was our last one against detroit. Oh well. We won a playoff game this year, I'll take it.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The officiating is terrible. It's because they're mixing refs around who don't usually work with each other.

  9. I'm gonna wear my ray rice jersey with a pillow underneath and a can of beer for halloween and go as a woman beater. Is there anything I should add?

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    2. jcarter1885
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      You're a few hours too late as well. Anyways, if you haven't noticed most of my statuses are jokes.

  10. My facebook memories for today consists of a lot of photo shopped bola pics

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      twalker, that's my calling card, lol

    3. SkarredSierra
    4. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Aint got no time for creeps with crazy fetishes that want to live in the past.

      Says he dont want to bring it here, but he does just that knowing someone will ask so he can tell.

      Simply put I put an end to it.

  11. I must really hate myself. The more I watch this Bears game the more I wanna stab my eyes out

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      stuck with cutler I meant, no edit in the status update

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      I would not like to be leaving the game and trying to get home tonight. Chicago is locked down with protesters.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah on Lake shore drive too. That's where the stadium is. People are gonna be stuck for hours

  12. mustang guys, which would be faster and not fall apart fast, 96 mustang 5.0 or 04 mustang 4.6

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      One I took real quick earlier  Image may contain: car, outdoor and nature

    3. bighossf150

      bighossf150

      v6?  that's not a camaro, that's a 2 door Malibu  

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, I could've gotten the 8 cylinder but I wanted to own my shit the second I drove off so I bought what I had saved

  13. My buick is sold. Now I'm looking at conversion vans.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      A mustang is perfect then because nobody buys them to go fast.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lo fucking l!!!!!!

  14. So my homey, just told me he is getting an apradravya to make his girl happy. After googling what the hell it is, I decided I'm beating the shit out of him and revoking his hood pass. Is that too much?

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    2. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      Got the HEBEEGEEBEEZ lol. Girl gotta stop using toys that kill the cooch lol. Vibrators are numbing tf outta girls. 

      You know why kickboxers dont feel anything when they kick shit with their shin? Becuase they hit their shins allday-eryday. Numb.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. DTS909

      DTS909

      Should've not clicked on images

  15. I need a link for a reasonably priced, good, hydraulic jack

  16. Anybody tint their own headlights? If so can you pm me or reply to my status with some tips.

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      I didnt tint.. I smoked the INSIDE of my housings. Looks dope imo

  17. Is 8 gauge enough to connect the coils on an sp4

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    2. Kyblack76
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'll try and get it later tonight or in the morning. I'm at work now

    4. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      you can run a shit ton of power before 8g speaker wire start limiting you.

  18. Should I get slotted and/or drilled rotors

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Damn those are good prices. Thanks rolex, I'm gonna go with them.

    3. ROLEXrifleman

      ROLEXrifleman

      solid pieces. I learned about them from one of the corvette forums I frequent

    4. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      Check out EBC Brakes and Rotors

  19. You're too stupid to troll me, lol. You lying fuck

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      rip. ahmeds heated.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Link to what, lol? He deleted his replies in the statuses commented on

    4. audiofanaticz
  20. I got arrested twice this year with no real consequences and to think some cornball here was hoping I go to jail for a long time. HAHAHA. Boring bastard.

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    2. WalledSonic

      WalledSonic

      "I wanna talk to Sampson"

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      There's a drug dealer and then the neighborhood weed man, lol

  21. What sites should I look for a new grill for a trailblazer

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I mean horizontal, not vertical

    3. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      andysautosport is a good site to check out. They have always had everything that I was looking for.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm gonna fuck with them. I wanted a full grille but not a bentley grille. The inserts would work for me to get a new look.

  22. I made up my mind to get a ps4 on black friday but now I want to say fuck the $50 savings and get it tomorrow

  23. Anybody have cruise control issues not caused by a brake light or fuse

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    2. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      The retainer clip is easy. If your belly isn't big it's a 2 minute Job. My belt isn't exactly small but I've done it a few times

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got the clip off. I had to use an electronics flat head. Made shit a lot easier. I'm gonna grab the part tomorrow. I know I have 20 dollars in AZ credit

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      All the brake lights work, that's why I think it might be something else. I hope it's this switch

  24. What negatives are there to living in Pittsburgh?

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