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  1. Bass and Boobs vid link-

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    2. SPL.Pantie.Soak

      SPL.Pantie.Soak

      .... those were huge

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      I didn't read comments first so my comment to you is....Fucker!

  2. Quote from facebook page "I been doing underground car audio for years". lol My response: https://www.facebook.com/groups/IJustWannaBANG/457818314416867/?notif_t=like

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    2. boom50cal

      boom50cal

      i just wanna bang is full of the most fucking retarded wasted cum bubbles in the world. buncha GP and slab fuckwads that are in the same category of usefullness to society as BOLA

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I like the Chicago groups. Some cool mofo's on there.

    4. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      I laugh daily at the groups on Facebook

  3. Slow internet makes me rage.

    1. Katt

      Katt

      i get 22mbps, and still can't watch 780P + videos without lag still.

  4.  So no more imgur or photo bucket? Just drag and drop?

    1. Kyblack76
    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      I cant even figure out how to change my own status, lol

  5.  was gone a few days. Everything is different. I don't like change. It's scary and unfamiliar.

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    2. meade916

      meade916

      there several skins to choose from including "classic smd" which has close to the same colors.....hit the "themes" button on the very bottom to find one you like ?

       

       

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      ya seems diffrent havent been on in a minute either

  6. Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      TeeTee..... That's the homey, lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I have watched that shit like 20 times now, lol

  7. Hi guys.

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    2. audiofanaticz
    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Oh shit, i didnt even see that.

      Roll on through man, ill cook you a ribeye steakum, imma even break out the good paper cups and plates for you, ill even put on my good wife beater(the one thats only got two stains).

      I got this good celery too, you like yours with peanut butter and raisins on em or nah?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      did you think I posted that pic of mimi from the Drew carey show for my own pleasure? Lol, a little of both

  8. I feel weird about the heart next to the like button. You guys are cool and all but not in a brokeback way.

  9. I'm kicking ass at rehab! (physical not chemical, get your minds out the gutter! lol)

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Sniffing the ones I can't grab!  Physical therapy chicks are hot.  All toned and shit.

    3. deathcards

      deathcards

      you kick that ass good sir

    4. DLHgn

      DLHgn

      Keep it up. I know that stuff can be hard. My girlfriend has been going to rehab for about a year now. She shattered her ankle February 2016. 2 plates and 12 screws later and we're still working on it. 

  10. I'm still around, just focusing on other things at the moment.

    I hope everyone is doing well.

  11. Is there a tutorial for the new site? I just can't figure it out. Are there daily pic limits? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Is I just dumdum?

    1. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      There are a few things I am still trying to figure out. Like how to read the whole status update without viewing the member's page. Also, why the recent member pics in the middle of the page are often times from 10 years ago. And chat doesn't work for me. I do like the new style though, just some stuff to figure out.

    2. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      If u want to read the status without viewing the members profile, u can go to "all activity" and scroll all the way down until u find the status u want to read

  12. Scrolling has been all messed up for me the last couple of days.  It will scroll straight to the bottom of a page with no user input, or keep going back to the top when I try to scroll down.  Only on this site.

    1. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      That happens to me with my phone because sometimes my fingers holding the phone accidentaly BARELY TOUCH the top edge or bottom edge of the screen and for somereason that means got directly to the top or bottom lol. The screen just needs to scense the heat from ur finger, not even an actual touch. Thats with my iphone 6s plus tho, not sure if it'll apply to ur situation. Since u said only this site its probably something else. Just thought id share 

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm on a MacBook.

  13. (Sing to "Superfreak")

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      And they were super tweet, super tweet, super tweetin'...

  14. **** comcast up the goat ***

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      lol, that's a line from Ice Cube's "When Will They Shoot".

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Naw, it's from "no vaseline" first. One of the hardest disses ever.

  15. A friend is out of town. His wife just aske if she could drop by for a swisher. She said to find something on netflix we could watch...

  16. Am I the only one that thinks "Blunt Force Trauma" sounds like an amazing evening?

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^^^ That's more what I was thinking.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm about to go suffer from blunt force trauma now. I been suffering from bongonitis all day.

    4. Skullz
  17. Anyone have KLH home speakers back in the day? I thought I was bumpin so hard.

    1. Jessica

      Jessica

      my little bro had some klh sattelite speakers. they were pretty loud for the size

    2. Soccerballzs
    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      I still have my klh 4 way floor speakers with 15s. Still going good for the money

  18. Apparently it's not nice to refer to women as "slot ports".

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      LOL, thats a new one to me, I like it.

    2. _paralyzed_
  19. Believe half of what I say and none of what you see me do.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Start with small pictures.

    3. Call Me Dubstep

      Call Me Dubstep

      I would say start with letters first, then work to extremely small words and so on.

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      Does a small font help?

  20. Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony. I grew up hard in a small town in rural MN. Listening to Bone and doing drive by cow tippings on a tractor.

  21. Brendan Dassey's conviction overturned!!!!

    1. Wicks

      Wicks

      Saw that....about time. Evidence against him was ridiculous.

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Agreed. He was clearly coerced.

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      I don't know how they convicted him in the first place.

  22. Broke just joined the 10,000 post club!

  23. Chub Life. Chive or Die.

  24. Computer was down. got pneumonia, collapsed a lung. Hospitalized on a ventilator for 1 1/2 months. I'm back bitches.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol! You should've asked me for pointers then

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