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  1. I'm gonna wear my ray rice jersey with a pillow underneath and a can of beer for halloween and go as a woman beater. Is there anything I should add?

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    2. jcarter1885
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      You're a few hours too late as well. Anyways, if you haven't noticed most of my statuses are jokes.

  2. I'll be the one too ask. Are there any black friday deals coming up?

  3. The hat was a nice choice, lol

  4. If I beat up my boss on an off day, can I be fired

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Leave no evidence, if you catch my drift.

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      Depends on what type of beating off you are doing to him.. Reach around or straight forward? That's not the way to get promoted

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  5. If I put my system in my insurance, how would I prove I had it without a receipt?

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      just so you know.. my brother got a $2500 kenwood deck installed at his house for a $500 deck that was stolen. it pays to have good insurance.. he had not receipt and if he did they would have gave him $500 but they gave him what was the insurance worth..

    3. FourRings

      FourRings

      its doable,take pics of everything installed and serial numbers and then find and print out 3 adds to show aprox retail cost of each amp,sub etc etc.Some companies may want more others less but either way it can be done without receipts but it takes work and lastly either your agent or a company rep will want to inspect the car too.If you have any problems you might have to find a new agent or company.

    4. Miguels

      Miguels

      they will send an agent to see the damages. my brother got more than what the gear was worth because he was paying extra fees on top of the regular insurance fees. they just came over to make sure there was a theft

  6. The cinnamon horchata sam adams is actually pretty good.

  7. .......How about those Cubs, lol

    1. Miguels

      Miguels

      Dodger pulled it off.. one game to go

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I want them to play with the Mets. Even if the Cubs face the two headed monster in LA, I think Mattingly might fuck it up.

  8. Does gang affiliations show when an employer does a background check?

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    2. Deeznutz

      Deeznutz

      During the interview, you didn't inadvertently use your hands when you talked and threw out an gang sign did you?

    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      If you ain't blood, you ain't cuz

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I haven't when on an interview, lol. I go up there acting like Carlton when I do.

  9. How about those cubs

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I saw a meme about it

    3. hershy314

      hershy314

      It's a shame they wont get past the Cardinals. But then again I'm not a physic.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! I'm not expecting that.

  10. Walking to my door and some dude pops up out of nowhere and I think he was following me

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I wish. My wife is not going. Until now, I don't think she was too in to having one in the house. Plus, I'm dirty, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson
  11. I'm about to go out, clothes wrinkled like a MFer but my Jordans are clean, lol

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    2. tdsa23
    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I wear reebok pumps.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LOL, kyle. Man I'm slapped. tsda, jordan 3 green and white

  12. They're shooting like a mfer here

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    2. Rich Schenk
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      They're always shooting in Chicago, I live in the first burb on the north side of Chicago and its spilling here.

  13. I guess Pete Carroll hasn't learned his lesson from the super bowl

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The Lions are gonna beat the shit out of the bears though. 0-16 this year

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Somehow they will tie that game and get a draw so they can both go down with no wins.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  14. It's been some years since I got more than two hours of sleep.

    1. BigManAC

      BigManAC

      Have you tried anything to help you sleep? Sometimes I take Melatonin, that helps

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'd have to start off by stop making babies, lol

    3. BigManAC

      BigManAC

      hahaha yeah that could help too

  15. If you aren't watching fox, you're missing a good game

  16. Can I get workers comp or disability of some sort if I'm sprayed by a skunk at work, lol

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    2. Soccerballzs
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmfao. It was the swishers that lead me to that question.

  17. Is there a 15 inch sub with a 1250 rating that likes 2500 watts in a 7 cu ft box

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That's what I'm saying. At double the rated power

    3. Carnines

      Carnines

      I kow people have put over 3k on the dss ethos. Ask dollar what kind of box he put the aa in. It was the 1250 rms version and he sold 4 motors to me

  18. I'm watching supernanny with the wife..... I'd beat these kids ass!

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      gonna beat your ass for watching such a shit show...

    2. Ahmed Johnson
  19. Anybody heard of cande shop alternators

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    2. rockFord_Expedition

      rockFord_Expedition

      Sold out the back of a gentlemans club near you

    3. Leo1103

      Leo1103

      Id run tenney before cande shop from what ive heard

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Damn! I don't want one. I saw a few people running them on Facebook and was curious. It looked like an airbrushed OEM.

  20. My Tahoe brothers, did you have to unbolt one side of the drivers seat to run 0 gauge

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    2. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      as far to the back as possible . i have done it under the seat just behind the seat and they are both a pain in the ass

    3. reedal

      reedal

      I ran mine at the edge of the carpet underneath the trim there.. http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag321/reedal931/2003 Chevrolet Tahoe/D295E075-E805-4329-A187-1D155C65272D_zpsa7r7bgtk.jpg That piece but on the drivers side. It just unclips and pulls out.

  21. Straight outta Compton was........ aite

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      Easy E was my favorite, these reviews leave me disappointed before I even see it

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      Eazy e didn't have beef with Cube even after he split. He even said it on Howard Stern. He said f snoop f dre. Not Cube, Cube is cool. so now I think Cube was jealous of eazy e.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Forget the holes, it seemed sloppy too me.

  22. Man, how about those cubs, lol.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I wouldn't care. I'm a Sox fan. You see where that's going.

    3. TortoiseShore

      TortoiseShore

      I don't even watch baseball, but those damn Mets tho..

    4. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      in Terre Haute, IN where i lived for like 15 years growing up.... we didn't have a professional baseball team. it was either cubs or someone else really close

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