michigancapri92
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If life gives you lemonade ... make lemons ... life will be like WHAT !!!!
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If life gives you lemons, but two in your shirt and pretend they're boobs
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When you ask me to do something for you or ask for my help. Don't waste my time telling me what all you have done and how you are so high and mighty for doing all this work so you need my help... I don't fucking care what you have done ... Save me my time and just ask me to do what you need. Feeling frustrated and pissed
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finally saw a weight i have not seen in over two years ... 159 ... so happy to see that words cant even explain. Now i need to start working out again to get my muscles back.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG .... i was so excited for this years Victoria secret fashion show ... until i saw the list of guest stars .... Rhianna ... Bruno Mars .... and as they quote "the beib" .... uhg ... way to ruin it
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i dont like this thing they call insurance shopping ... lol
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car is washed .... laundry is done .... house is cleaned ... now what ...
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goodbye facebook .... its been fun
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going to hattiesburg to pick mah girl up !!! SOOO HAPPY !!!!!!!
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i believe that i will be watching the twilight saga soon ... not because i want to ... not because i like the series .... not because i want to see the acting ... not because its a vampire movie .... just simply because i want to understand and join in on the jokes that make a mockery of it .... :-D
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They say dog is mans best friend... well I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes while shitting on my floor.
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Do you have that one person who you can't contact anymore and really wish you could to say you are sorry. Or you can contact them but wish you had the strength to say something. I sure do ... For both options
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Life's cruelest race.... Running to the table with your hot cup of coffee before you sneeze.
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off to a .... craw ...... fish ...... boil ...... ???? hmmmm lets see how this non sea food eating person does :-D
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sore throat ... congestion ... cough ... dark yellow mucus everywhere ... SHIT !!!! netti pot broke up ALOT of nasty in me YUCK
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im a true believer ... my new blues car audio 5 1/4 component set is AMAZING !!! pricey but WELL WORTH IT !
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Did I just hear this right... drive by shooting in tupelo Mississippi.... the target and victim... an elephant from Ringling brothers circus.... are you kidding me?!
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"Whatever you hold in your mind on a constant basis is exactly what you will experience in your life" -Anthony Robbins I hold it in my mind that I will be a better healthier happier person who will strive at whatever I do and excel every day to be the person I know I am. What do you hold in your mind? Curious to what y'all share or comment.
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My girlfriend Madison O'Rourke is really gneiss and i will never take her for granite, she is a really down to earth person but can also be very sedimental and her beauty will never lose its luster.
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olive these puns are killing me
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Went to lions den with madisons sister and husband ... there was a guy there who asked for cologne and the worker thought he said clone ... the look on the guys face when he handed him the make your own Dildo kit .... PRICELESS!!!!!
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getting ready for my business trip to Atlanta from Sunday - Wednesday going to take this trip by the balls and show them that i own the place .... this "kid" is going to tear it down!
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At the grand opening of lady luck casino as a VIP guest... drinking free wine and crown royal and going to see molly ringwald for free ... what free food with my wine... why yes...
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Lucky
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the cdt speakers and rockford amps are coming out of the capri ... after this latest turn of events ... things are going to be changing around ....
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i take it youve got the blues huh
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always good to be happy and be self confident keep up the work 
