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  1. kbass302

    September is almost done! Someone should wake up that dude from green day.

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    2. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

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    3. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

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    4. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      Everyone's laughter brings a smile to my penis.

  2. kbass302

    the cops came to my house yesterday and apparently my dogs have been chasing kids on bikes... i told him to lay off the drugs because my dogs dont ride bikes.cops these days.

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    2. ChrisLun

      ChrisLun

      lmao

    3. Bump4life

      Bump4life

      hahahahaa

    4. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      bahahahahaha just laughed my ass off at that

  3. kbass302

    what does that term actually mean, "friends with benefits"?does he provide her with health insurance?

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    2. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      It means they are friends... But they also have benefits (I am so helpful)

    3. irpirate

      irpirate

      i lol'd

    4. kraz1021

      kraz1021

      health insurance no...a ride to the free clinic yeah...lol

  4. kbass302

    I just got told I look like Jason Statham.My day=made.

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    2. omg_spoon

      omg_spoon

      short and bald?

    3. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Yep, you look like you drink cock..

    4. Jessica

      Jessica

      more like jason vorhees

  5. kbass302

    this 70-hour no eating diet is working wonders on my waistline!hate being sick.

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    2. Azagtoth502

      Azagtoth502

      Starvin Marvin

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Wait until that waistline blows up after your first meal

    4. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      Love my metabolism. Bloated as shit before bed. Wake up looking like haven't eaten in 3 days. Haha

  6. kbass302

    The movie Forest Gump will never be the same for me.one of the best movies ever.

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    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      I grew up and watched it again, I was so innocent..

    3. kbass302

      kbass302

      exactly! it has so much meaning because of relationships/military.

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      That's not all. A child just can't comprehend the depth that is in that movie.

  7. kbass302

    when the CCMSgt of your training squadron decides to show up to your PT session with bright orange shoes.>>>>>> #344TRS

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Airforce right?

      Not surprised.

    2. WastedTalent

      WastedTalent

      But when YOU do something that's not by the book, it's going to cause the entire military to get shut down. Trust me, been there, done that. Forgot to take out earrings (just simple studs) and the world was going to end... I'm surprised we're all still alive.

    3. kbass302

      kbass302

      they changed the AFI the day before.lol

  8. kbass302

    has anyone heard about this kony guy? seems like noones talking about him. i figured you'd all be making a much bigger deal about it.

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Its Uganda, who gives a shit/

      We got problems in our own backyard.

    2. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      that ^ ^ ^ "kony" sht is in the news today, tomorrow some celebrity will die and will play for a wk and something else will take over.....

    3. stevog

      stevog

      i like konys from sonic with tots

  9. kbass302

    Just beat Borderlands 2.Now what to do with my life.....

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      College.

    2. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      get one?

  10. kbass302

    i wonder if Chinese people walk into a Wal-Mart and go, oh! i made that! :)

    1. irpirate

      irpirate

      nope. more like "oh! my cousin made that"

    2. Hugh G. Rection

      Hugh G. Rection

      i see women walking around and sometimes wonder if her nose was made out of the molds i made for implants.....

  11. kbass302

    could really go for a crime-fighting night in the Soo with my people. gotta do it soon for old time sake.

    1. Neckbeard

      Neckbeard

      ...wut?

    2. Krakin

      Krakin

      Make sure you don't wear a cape, capes kill..

  12. kbass302

    I got thrown out of Farmville. Apparently they found undocumented workers on my farm. drats.

    1. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Literally: Who cares..

    2. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      i think hes talking about illegal immigrants. racist joke, smh

  13. kbass302

    nothing like packing for florida during a snowstorm. :)Suckers.

    1. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      jinxed yourself, now the flight will be canceled due to weather conditions >:-(

    2. DylanH

      DylanH

      I was doing that a couple years ago. Packing for Cancun while there was a foot of snow and it was like -2 degrees here. Loved every second of it!

  14. kbass302

    im dreaming of a white "insert word here with a comment".

    1. kandiman71874

      kandiman71874

      Its CHRISTMAS!!!! If you are afraid you may offend someone saying it, then you are part of the reason all of this crap has come about.

    2. Bigsix

      Bigsix

      I was dreaming of a white female, early 20s, nice boobs, good rack, and mute so she cant bitch....

  15. kbass302

    what to do on a friday night? watch a movie by myself, intake copious amounts of mountain dew, then go to bed. why? because i live life on the edge. #YOLOSWAG

    1. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      swaggot

    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      I ain't got shit going on tonight either. Prolly just drink some beer, watch TV, and go to bed, what a fucked up Friday night...

  16. kbass302

    *me, Jesse Strieter singing:*i don't want another pretty faceI don't want just anyone to holdI don't want my love to go to wasteTravis Baldwin:I want you and your beautiful soulme: travs got it!!!travis: yeah, the lyrics are in the description.me:..... i hate you.

    1. HatersGonnaHate

      HatersGonnaHate

      What in the actual fuck.

    2. Azagtoth502

      Azagtoth502

      ^^^^^ wot he said

  17. kbass302

    LA Kings vs Philadelphia Flyers in person, or watch the i-500 via webcam.moral of the story, i need to find a website that live streams the race. :) thats the inner yooper in me.

    1. Chris Hammer

      Chris Hammer

      Hockey is better..but kings not so much

  18. kbass302

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

    1. blownengine

      blownengine

      Hmmmm interesting thought

  19. kbass302

    Magic Mike: proving that women are just as perverted as guys.

    1. KillaCam

      KillaCam

      I think women are more perverted.

  20. kbass302

    "You can't taze me, I'm naked!"-guy streaking on the flightline last night

    1. BLuejoules

      BLuejoules

      interesting

  21. kbass302

    David very nice to Jeffy when Lynn around.#TheRinger

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      hashtag, go fuck yourself

  22. kbass302

    prom update: 27 year old cozy managers don't think its a good idea being a 17 year olds date to highschool prom. women these days.

    1. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      shocking. imagine a grown up not wanting to hang out with kids.

  23. kbass302

    Say 'beer can' with a British accent. I just taught you how to say 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. You're welcome.

    1. Azagtoth502

      Azagtoth502

      i like that :D

  24. kbass302

    i want a buffalo. people riding bufflos look so cool!i want to be "that guy on a buffalooooooo"

    1. FroznBeavrBALLs

      FroznBeavrBALLs

      love those videos.

  25. kbass302

    Nothing better than birthday cake, b-dubs, and watching Michigan basketball and football. Thank you all for the Birthday wishes! :)

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